﻿<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women</title><link>http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/</link><description /><copyright>(c) The Forum @ mikeportnoy.com</copyright><ttl>30</ttl><item><title> RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women (JayArr)</title><description>  Tila Nguyen is in some sort of screamo band... i think that's funny.. &lt;img src="http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/upfiles/smiley/s2.gif" alt="" /&gt; </description><link>http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=804637</link><pubDate>Mon, 28 Mar 2005 09:00:16 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title> RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women (lostintheamericannight)</title><description>  these lists are always just bullshit to me... i dont know how half those girls got on there </description><link>http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=804631</link><pubDate>Mon, 28 Mar 2005 08:52:02 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title> RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women (Dream Team)</title><description>  No one else on that list has a body like Selma Hayek. She's #1 in my book. Her face isn't too hard to look at either. </description><link>http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=804579</link><pubDate>Mon, 28 Mar 2005 07:45:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title> RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women (tamathrash)</title><description>  What about my girl?  She's just sooo damn cute....&lt;img src="http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/upfiles/smiley/s2.gif" alt="" /&gt; &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  &amp;lt;----------- </description><link>http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=804577</link><pubDate>Mon, 28 Mar 2005 07:34:40 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title> RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women (energy4anger)</title><description>  &lt;blockquote class="quote"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  And where is she?: &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  &lt;img src="http://www.finesttalent.com/images/models/tilanguyen/promo_main.jpg"&gt; &lt;br&gt;  &lt;/blockquote&gt; &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  OUCH dude! Put that away! U gon' HURT someone! wooooo! &lt;img src="http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/upfiles/smiley/s10.gif" alt="" /&gt; &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  hahaha the Jay&amp;Bob ref was spot on btw Art! NICE!&lt;img src="http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/upfiles/smiley/s2.gif" alt="" /&gt; </description><link>http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=804493</link><pubDate>Mon, 28 Mar 2005 05:09:59 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title> RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women (Progmetalman)</title><description>   &lt;br&gt;  &lt;blockquote class="quote"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br&gt;ORIGINAL:  Zepp3lin &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  Right when I realized this list didnt have her I knew it wasn't legit: &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  &lt;img src="http://oseb79.free.fr/images/Stars/elisha%20Cuthbert%2002.jpg"&gt; &lt;br&gt;  &lt;/blockquote&gt; &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  + 1 &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  I'd also like to emphasize on Paris Hilton not being attractive, but simply a whore. A "stupid spoiled whore" to boot. South Park tells it like it is &lt;img src="http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/upfiles/smiley/s6.gif" alt="" /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/upfiles/smiley/s6.gif" alt="" /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/upfiles/smiley/s6.gif" alt="" /&gt; Matt Stone and Trey Parker = Geniuses  &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  &lt;img src="http://andymatic.com/images/paris_hilton_south_park.gif"&gt; </description><link>http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=804327</link><pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2005 23:04:31 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title> RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women (AtTheDriveIn)</title><description>   &lt;br&gt;  &lt;blockquote class="quote"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br&gt;ORIGINAL:  moliver777 &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  &lt;font size="6"&gt;NO KIRSTEN DUNST&lt;/font&gt; &lt;br&gt;  Who's seen the film Wimbledon? HOW cute is Kirsten in that &lt;img src="http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/upfiles/smiley/s10.gif" alt="" /&gt; &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  Angelina is NOT hot. At all. &lt;br&gt;  &lt;/blockquote&gt; &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  TRUDAT &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  And where is she?: &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  &lt;img src="http://www.finesttalent.com/images/models/tilanguyen/promo_main.jpg"&gt; &lt;br&gt;   </description><link>http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=804308</link><pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2005 22:49:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title> RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women (Jorel)</title><description>  thank you </description><link>http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=804305</link><pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2005 22:46:41 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title> RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women (Zepp3lin)</title><description>  Right when I realized this list didnt have her I knew it wasn't legit: &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  &lt;img src="http://oseb79.free.fr/images/Stars/elisha%20Cuthbert%2002.jpg"&gt; </description><link>http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=804286</link><pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2005 22:30:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title> RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women (XeRocks81)</title><description>   &lt;br&gt;  &lt;blockquote class="quote"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br&gt;ORIGINAL:  Honma &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  That list, just like every list, is full of shit. It's always a popularity contest. &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  I'm still convinced that the "people" who made that list, never looked at pictures or viewed video, they just went on "name". &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  &lt;b&gt;Angelina Jolie&lt;/b&gt;... HAHAHAHA!!! Yea... right... skank. &lt;br&gt;  &lt;b&gt;Jennifer Garner&lt;/b&gt;... Okay, she's hot, but not THAT hot. &lt;br&gt;  &lt;b&gt;Paris Hilton&lt;/b&gt;... HAHAHAHA &lt;img src="http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/upfiles/smiley/s9.gif" alt="" /&gt; that's just fucking sick. That broad is as nasty as fucking nasty, ugly skank. &lt;br&gt;  &lt;b&gt;Charlize Theron&lt;/b&gt;... okay, I'll give you that one... she's hot. &lt;br&gt;  &lt;b&gt;Haley Berry&lt;/b&gt;... while I don't think she's hot at all, I can see what people see in her. &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  And Penelope Cruz ON that list, let alone ahead of Kate Beckinsale, Katherine Heigl, Kate Bosworth, Catherine Zeta-Jones, &lt;b&gt;Evangeline Lilly&lt;/b&gt;, and others? WHAT?!?! That's just fucking sick... and insane. &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  And where the HELL is Elisha Cuthbert? &lt;br&gt;  &lt;/blockquote&gt; &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  I gotta agree with you on Evangeline Lilly dude, I just started watching Lost nad I just can't take my eyes off of her when she's on the screen&lt;img src="http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/upfiles/smiley/s10.gif" alt="" /&gt;  (rule 15 postponed because I don'T have pics handy) </description><link>http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=804267</link><pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2005 22:10:41 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title> RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women (Salmacis)</title><description>  &lt;blockquote class="quote"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br&gt;Don't you love that the Olsen Twins only count as one person? &lt;/blockquote&gt;  &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  That's because they collectively weigh what one normal person weighs. </description><link>http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=804257</link><pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2005 22:01:03 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title> RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women (mesavox)</title><description>  Shakira definately on the hot side.  &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  I still say that all the Angelina Jolie haters should find some non studio pics of her out and about. The fact that she thinks of herself as a geek is attractive too. lol. She finds the whole sex symbol thing odd and hasn't figured out what people see in her. But, as she's gotten a bit older she isn't acting like a geek anymore and she looks amazing I think. &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  Of course it is subjective, but her growing popularity in the last two years at least supports my theory that the more she acts like a woman, the more attractive she is, the more real she seems, the more popular she is. </description><link>http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=804132</link><pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2005 20:45:49 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title> RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women (Honma)</title><description>  That list, just like every list, is full of shit. It's always a popularity contest. &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  I'm still convinced that the "people" who made that list, never looked at pictures or viewed video, they just went on "name". &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  &lt;b&gt;Angelina Jolie&lt;/b&gt;... HAHAHAHA!!! Yea... right... skank. &lt;br&gt;  &lt;b&gt;Jennifer Garner&lt;/b&gt;... Okay, she's hot, but not THAT hot. &lt;br&gt;  &lt;b&gt;Paris Hilton&lt;/b&gt;... HAHAHAHA &lt;img src="http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/upfiles/smiley/s9.gif" alt="" /&gt; that's just fucking sick. That broad is as nasty as fucking nasty, ugly skank. &lt;br&gt;  &lt;b&gt;Charlize Theron&lt;/b&gt;... okay, I'll give you that one... she's hot. &lt;br&gt;  &lt;b&gt;Haley Berry&lt;/b&gt;... while I don't think she's hot at all, I can see what people see in her. &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  And Penelope Cruz ON that list, let alone ahead of Kate Beckinsale, Katherine Heigl, Kate Bosworth, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Evangeline Lilly, and others? WHAT?!?! That's just fucking sick... and insane. &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  And where the HELL is Elisha Cuthbert? </description><link>http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=804120</link><pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2005 20:32:13 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title> RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women (BlobVanDam)</title><description>   &lt;br&gt;  &lt;blockquote class="quote"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br&gt;ORIGINAL:  MS Paragon GT &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  &lt;blockquote class="quote"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br&gt;ORIGINAL:  EyelessStorm &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  &lt;blockquote class="quote"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br&gt;ORIGINAL:  BlobVanDam &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  &lt;blockquote class="quote"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br&gt;ORIGINAL:  Jeff Wyatt &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  I think these look very similar. &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  &lt;img src="http://www.trapfalls.org/greyhound.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/TV2/archive/00160/paris_hilton_160468a.jpg"&gt; &lt;br&gt;  &lt;/blockquote&gt; &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  No, they don't look similar. The dog's more attractive. &lt;br&gt;  &lt;/blockquote&gt; &lt;br&gt;  She might be ugly but you would fuck a dog? DOGFUCKER. &lt;img src="http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/upfiles/smiley/s2.gif" alt="" /&gt; j/k &lt;br&gt;  &lt;/blockquote&gt; &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  BlobVanDam:"You mean to tell me that if you were a dog you wouldn't fuck another dog?" &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  EyelessStorm:"Well, since you put it that way, you bet your ass I would" &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  BlobVanDamn:"Yo, this guy ain't one of us he said he would fuck a dog!" &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  -Art &lt;br&gt;  &lt;/blockquote&gt; &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  Ha ha ha! I knew my post was asking for it. &lt;br&gt;   </description><link>http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=804118</link><pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2005 20:28:19 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title> RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women (ReaPsTA)</title><description>  Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back reference. &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  I feel special. &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  I would fuck neither, they both suck. </description><link>http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=804094</link><pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2005 20:03:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title> RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women (dreams_across_forever)</title><description>  &lt;blockquote class="quote"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br&gt;and the olsen twins? BLEARGH.  gross.&lt;/blockquote&gt; &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  LOL what an appropriate smiley for the recovering bulimic! &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  i cant believe paris hilton made it to the 100 hottest women! list, i thought she wouldve made the "100 hottest garganzalian ploktoons from galgar 9" &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  and where is kirsten? she shouldve been on there!  &lt;br&gt;  and where is mrs portnoy?! and mrs petrucci?! this contest was unfairly judged imo &lt;img src="http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/upfiles/smiley/s6.gif" alt="" /&gt; </description><link>http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=804092</link><pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2005 20:02:32 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title> RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women (MS Paragon GT)</title><description>  &lt;blockquote class="quote"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br&gt;ORIGINAL:  EyelessStorm &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  &lt;blockquote class="quote"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br&gt;ORIGINAL:  BlobVanDam &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  &lt;blockquote class="quote"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br&gt;ORIGINAL:  Jeff Wyatt &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  I think these look very similar. &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  &lt;img src="http://www.trapfalls.org/greyhound.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/TV2/archive/00160/paris_hilton_160468a.jpg"&gt; &lt;br&gt;  &lt;/blockquote&gt; &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  No, they don't look similar. The dog's more attractive. &lt;br&gt;  &lt;/blockquote&gt; &lt;br&gt;  She might be ugly but you would fuck a dog? DOGFUCKER. &lt;img src="http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/upfiles/smiley/s2.gif" alt="" /&gt; j/k &lt;br&gt;  &lt;/blockquote&gt; &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  BlobVanDam:"You mean to tell me that if you were a dog you wouldn't fuck another dog?" &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  EyelessStorm:"Well, since you put it that way, you bet your ass I would" &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  BlobVanDamn:"Yo, this guy ain't one of us he said he would fuck a dog!" &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  -Art </description><link>http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=804088</link><pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2005 20:00:37 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title> RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women (EyelessStorm)</title><description>  &lt;blockquote class="quote"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br&gt;ORIGINAL:  BlobVanDam &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  &lt;blockquote class="quote"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br&gt;ORIGINAL:  Jeff Wyatt &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  I think these look very similar. &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  &lt;img src="http://www.trapfalls.org/greyhound.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/TV2/archive/00160/paris_hilton_160468a.jpg"&gt; &lt;br&gt;  &lt;/blockquote&gt; &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  No, they don't look similar. The dog's more attractive. &lt;br&gt;  &lt;/blockquote&gt; &lt;br&gt;  She might be ugly but you would fuck a dog? DOGFUCKER. &lt;img src="http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/upfiles/smiley/s2.gif" alt="" /&gt; j/k </description><link>http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=804082</link><pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2005 19:53:49 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title> RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women (Austin4)</title><description>  &lt;blockquote class="quote"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br&gt;ORIGINAL:  The Sleeper &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  shakira?... you are kidding right? &lt;br&gt;  &lt;/blockquote&gt; &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  &lt;p align="center"&gt; &lt;br&gt;  No, Not kidding! &lt;br&gt;  &lt;b&gt; &lt;br&gt;  | &lt;br&gt;  | &lt;br&gt;  | &lt;br&gt;  | &lt;br&gt;  | &lt;br&gt;  | &lt;br&gt;  v &lt;br&gt;  &lt;/b&gt; &lt;br&gt;  Look at ani gif! &lt;br&gt;  &lt;/p&gt; </description><link>http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=804073</link><pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2005 19:45:32 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title> RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women (BlobVanDam)</title><description>   &lt;br&gt;  &lt;blockquote class="quote"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br&gt;ORIGINAL:  Jeff Wyatt &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  I think these look very similar. &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  &lt;img src="http://www.trapfalls.org/greyhound.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/TV2/archive/00160/paris_hilton_160468a.jpg"&gt; &lt;br&gt;  &lt;/blockquote&gt; &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  No, they don't look similar. The dog's more attractive. </description><link>http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=804072</link><pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2005 19:44:46 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title> RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women (mesavox)</title><description>  Halle Berry is hot people... good grief. lol </description><link>http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=804068</link><pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2005 19:40:36 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title> RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women (MS Paragon GT)</title><description>  OK, I am sorry but I would so hit every chick on there. Of coarse, at this age, I would hit anything &lt;img src="http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/upfiles/smiley/s2.gif" alt="" /&gt; &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  Where was Mila Kunis? Or Laura Prepon? &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  -Art </description><link>http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=804056</link><pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2005 19:31:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title> RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women (toky_world)</title><description>  32. The Olsen Twins  &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  Shouldnt they count for two? 32nd and 33rd? WTF! &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  LOLOLOL! Sexiest women nah... the whole issue is subjective. Obviosly the people from FHM likes women with enormous lips. For example me, I like Lindsay Lohan, and Bree from Desperate Housewives because Im a sucker for the redheads. &lt;img src="http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/upfiles/smiley/s3.gif" alt="" /&gt; </description><link>http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=804046</link><pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2005 19:19:01 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title> RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women (drum9let)</title><description>  &lt;blockquote class="quote"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br&gt;ORIGINAL:  Rane &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  Halle Berry is not hot. Get over it people and just admit it. She's really not. And if you think she is, she's certainly not #5. &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  This list is all sorts of good, dirty fun. &lt;br&gt;  &lt;/blockquote&gt; &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  Thaaaank you Rane!  You said it, I don't see why people go on about her being hot.  I've never found her to be hot and her personallity is ridiculiously annoying. </description><link>http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=804038</link><pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2005 19:11:22 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title> RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women (mesavox)</title><description>  Jennifer Aniston is indeed way too low. Didn't notice that one. Natalie Portman and Eliza Dusku are way too low as well.  &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  Re: Ripa looking 50 comment... I bet you several people on this board can name more than a few totally HOT 50 year old women. Bo Derek immediately comes to mind. Gates Mcfadden... Lynn-Holly Johnson is very close to 50 according to IMDB.... Look around IMDB, you'd be surprised. &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  Oh, and how close is Kim Bassinger to 50? Certainly far from ugly. </description><link>http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=803999</link><pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2005 18:31:44 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title> RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women (moncholo)</title><description>  that list is obviously made by women (both the ones that appear obviously, and the ones who actually chose the bitches) </description><link>http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=803816</link><pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2005 15:53:44 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title> RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women (Panic Attack)</title><description>  &lt;img src="http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/upfiles/smiley/s2.gif" alt="" /&gt;True....&lt;img src="http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/upfiles/smiley/s2.gif" alt="" /&gt; </description><link>http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=803809</link><pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2005 15:48:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title> RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women (Jeff Wyatt)</title><description>  I think these look very similar. &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  &lt;img src="http://www.trapfalls.org/greyhound.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/TV2/archive/00160/paris_hilton_160468a.jpg"&gt; </description><link>http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=803789</link><pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2005 15:31:22 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title> RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women (ReaPsTA)</title><description>  Even though looks are only subjective I think most people can agree this is a shitty list. </description><link>http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=803783</link><pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2005 15:28:58 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title> RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women (The Betterfly)</title><description>  &lt;blockquote class="quote"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br&gt;ORIGINAL:  TheDanceOfMaternity &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  Paris Hilton is not hot.  She's just a whore&lt;img src="http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/upfiles/smiley/s4.gif" alt="" /&gt; &lt;br&gt;  &lt;/blockquote&gt; &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  Well said!!! &lt;img src="http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/upfiles/smiley/s1.gif" alt="" /&gt; </description><link>http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=803779</link><pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2005 15:26:41 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title> RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women (CactusChef)</title><description>  good for Lindsay at #10, what a babe </description><link>http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=803775</link><pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2005 15:24:58 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title> RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women (The Sleeper)</title><description>  shakira?... you are kidding right? </description><link>http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=803774</link><pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2005 15:24:32 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title> RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women (Liquid Drum Theater)</title><description>  I think the whole list is a farse. There are some foxes there but most of them are well out of order. </description><link>http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=803763</link><pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2005 15:17:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title> RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women (Duke)</title><description>   &lt;br&gt;  &lt;blockquote class="quote"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br&gt;ORIGINAL:  Universal mind &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  6. Alyssa Milano  &lt;br&gt;  7. Teri Hatcher &lt;br&gt;  15. Mariah Carey  &lt;br&gt;  27. Christina Aguilera  &lt;br&gt;  30. Gwen Stefani &lt;br&gt;  33. Shania Twain  &lt;br&gt;  40. Reese Witherspoon &lt;br&gt;  50. LeAnn Rimes  &lt;br&gt;  69. Nicole Kidman  &lt;br&gt;  74. Heather Graham  &lt;br&gt;  &lt;/blockquote&gt; &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  &lt;b&gt;Yum&lt;/b&gt;.  Problem is, I'm not sure the conversations would be that interesting. &lt;img src="http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/upfiles/smiley/s6.gif" alt="" /&gt; </description><link>http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=803762</link><pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2005 15:16:16 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title> RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women (The Sleeper)</title><description>  Do you want a hot lady?... rocio guirao diaz </description><link>http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=803759</link><pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2005 15:13:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title> RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women (KS and RTG)</title><description>  &lt;blockquote class="quote"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br&gt;Elizabeth Hurley #45???? Did anyone see "Bedazzled"??&lt;/blockquote&gt; &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  I can't agree more.  Man, she's a fox. </description><link>http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=803754</link><pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2005 15:12:13 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title> RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women (Jeff Wyatt)</title><description>  kelly ripa made the list because she's adorable.  And if that looks 50 to you, you need to think about vision correction surgery because a pair of coke bottles ain't gonna do shit for you.  Welcome to your first post. </description><link>http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=803752</link><pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2005 15:10:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title> RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women (ethn)</title><description>  &lt;blockquote class="quote"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br&gt;ORIGINAL:  Setlist Scotty &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  Screw that list - no Famke Janssen on that list, no legitimacy. &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  &lt;img src="http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/upfiles/smiley/s9.gif" alt="" /&gt; &lt;br&gt;  &lt;/blockquote&gt; &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  Ehhhh-xactly &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  I'm only into about 15 or so of the girls on that list.Natalie Portman way too low, no Famke, no Julia Roberts, and about 70 skanks who have to have their makeup surgically removed. </description><link>http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=803748</link><pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2005 15:09:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title> RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women (takethetime20)</title><description>  How the hell did Kelly Ripa even make the list?  she looks like she is 50 years old or something like that. </description><link>http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=803737</link><pubDate>Sun, 27 Mar 2005 14:59:53 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
