﻿<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>The love song formula</title><link>http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/</link><description /><copyright>(c) The Forum @ mikeportnoy.com</copyright><ttl>30</ttl><item><title> RE: The love song formula (Ultravioelnt)</title><description>  LMAO! </description><link>http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=836929</link><pubDate>Fri, 22 Apr 2005 05:35:19 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title> RE: The love song formula (twowekphase)</title><description>  wow, just wow.  Awesome.  That's all I got. </description><link>http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=836708</link><pubDate>Fri, 22 Apr 2005 00:35:58 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title> RE: The love song formula (gus)</title><description>  *bump* </description><link>http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=836597</link><pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2005 23:07:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title> RE: The love song formula (gus)</title><description>  Rather than starting a new thread... I'm going to post this song on this one... this is another song from these guys, hope you like it: &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  &lt;a href="http://www.elgus.net/dt/EnormousPenis.mp3" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;Download it here...&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  Lyrics: &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  Whenever life gets you down &lt;br&gt;  Keeps you wearing a frown &lt;br&gt;  And the gravy train has left you behind &lt;br&gt;  And when you're all out of hope &lt;br&gt;  Down at the end of your rope &lt;br&gt;  And nobody's there to throw you a line &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  If you ever get so low that you don't know which way to go &lt;br&gt;  Come on and take a walk in my shoes &lt;br&gt;  Never worry bout a thing &lt;br&gt;  Got the world on a string &lt;br&gt;  Cus I've got the cure for all of my blues (all of his blues) &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  I take a look at my enormous penis &lt;br&gt;  And my troubles start a-meltin' away &lt;br&gt;  I take a look at my enormous penis &lt;br&gt;  And the happy times are coming to stay &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  I got a sing and a dance when I glance in my pants &lt;br&gt;  And the feeling's like a sunshiney day &lt;br&gt;  I take a look at my enormous pe-e-e-nis &lt;br&gt;  And everything is goin' my way &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  (whistling) &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  (ad lib solo) &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  PE-E-NIS &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  (end ad lib solo) &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  Sing along at home, why don't you? &lt;br&gt;  I take a look at my enormous penis (it's not that hard) &lt;br&gt;  And my troubles start a-meltin' away &lt;br&gt;  I take a look at my enormous penis &lt;br&gt;  And the happy times are coming to stay &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  I got great big amounts in the place where it counts &lt;br&gt;  And the feeling's like a sunshiney day &lt;br&gt;  I take a look at my enormous penis &lt;br&gt;  And everything is goin' my way  &lt;br&gt;  Everything is going' my way (hey, look at this goobers) &lt;br&gt;  Everything is goin' my way (ay chihuahua!!) &lt;br&gt;  Everything is goin' my waaaaaay &lt;br&gt;  yummmm </description><link>http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=836546</link><pubDate>Thu, 21 Apr 2005 22:19:43 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title> RE: The love song formula (Cloak)</title><description>  For anybody wondering, this group is called DaVinci's Notebook. &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  I've known this song forever... I'm sure I posted about it at least once back in the last five years or so. &lt;img src="http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/upfiles/smiley/s1.gif" alt="" /&gt; &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  Funny thing is, when I saw the subject of this thread, I thought to myself &lt;i&gt;I bet he's going to be talking about "Title of the Song."&lt;/i&gt; LOL. &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  For those interested, here's the FULL "title" of this song: &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  Title of the Song: A Rhetorical and Structural Analysis of Boy-Band Ballads from the Mid- to Late-1990s &lt;img src="http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/upfiles/smiley/s2.gif" alt="" /&gt; </description><link>http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=738923</link><pubDate>Sun, 30 Jan 2005 23:25:56 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title> RE: The love song formula (Medusa)</title><description>  Just in time for Valentine's Day!  I love it, it's right up there with "If you love somebody better set them on Fire"&lt;img src="http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/upfiles/smiley/s2.gif" alt="" /&gt; </description><link>http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=738901</link><pubDate>Sun, 30 Jan 2005 22:55:41 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title> RE: The love song formula (Naigewron)</title><description>  Oh yes, it rules! I've had it on my mp3 player for ages, and it cracks me up every time it comes on! &lt;img src="http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/upfiles/smiley/s2.gif" alt="" /&gt; </description><link>http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=738824</link><pubDate>Sun, 30 Jan 2005 21:57:21 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title> RE: The love song formula (Thunder1)</title><description>  Great song. I had almost forgotten about that song. I remember hearing it years ago on the Bob and Tom radio show and laughing my ass off. Great stuff. </description><link>http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=738799</link><pubDate>Sun, 30 Jan 2005 21:24:31 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title> RE: The love song formula (gus)</title><description>  &lt;blockquote class="quote"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br&gt;ORIGINAL:  Murasamee &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  Wow. Its really great! I started kinda laughing when the guy was like "Modulation and I hold a high note..." it was like a step by step process, very cool. Thanks gus, for providing us pictures of your lovely wife and this song. &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  Wow...I just noticed how well this song was written! &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  &lt;img src="http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/upfiles/smiley/s2.gif" alt="" /&gt; &lt;br&gt;  &lt;/blockquote&gt; &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  ROTFLMAO!!! Just don't tell her she's on the forum... last time I showed her pic she was a bit pissed... &lt;img src="http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/upfiles/smiley/s6.gif" alt="" /&gt; &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  The "Modulation and I hold a high note..." just kills me, it's just great. </description><link>http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=738784</link><pubDate>Sun, 30 Jan 2005 21:14:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title> RE: The love song formula (Murasamee)</title><description>  Wow. Its really great! I started kinda laughing when the guy was like "Modulation and I hold a high note..." it was like a step by step process, very cool. Thanks gus, for providing us pictures of your lovely wife and this song. &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  Wow...I just noticed how well this song was written! &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  &lt;img src="http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/upfiles/smiley/s2.gif" alt="" /&gt; </description><link>http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=738776</link><pubDate>Sun, 30 Jan 2005 21:07:07 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title> RE: The love song formula (gus)</title><description>  Glad you guys liked it... yeah IngeVea... I love the bridge too.. </description><link>http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=738765</link><pubDate>Sun, 30 Jan 2005 20:59:22 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title> RE: The love song formula (IngeVea)</title><description>  LOL, thats very cool, love the bridge. Thanks gus dude. </description><link>http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=738630</link><pubDate>Sun, 30 Jan 2005 19:10:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title> RE: The love song formula (chorus of one)</title><description>  That is really very cool, thanks! &lt;img src="http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/upfiles/smiley/s2.gif" alt="" /&gt; </description><link>http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=738620</link><pubDate>Sun, 30 Jan 2005 18:49:54 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title> RE: The love song formula (Brood)</title><description>  This is absolutely fantastic. Thank you so much for posting this. </description><link>http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=738611</link><pubDate>Sun, 30 Jan 2005 18:33:38 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title> RE: The love song formula (Backlash)</title><description>  not my kind of genre but i give them props for using that kind of vocabulary </description><link>http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=738609</link><pubDate>Sun, 30 Jan 2005 18:30:11 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title> RE: The love song formula (AstronautEd)</title><description>  Ooohhhhhhh dude... Thank you SO much. &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  I LOVE this group. I'm a sucker for a cappella music to begin with, and the way these guys write and perform just takes it all to another level. LOVE it!!!&lt;img src="http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/upfiles/smiley/s2.gif" alt="" /&gt; </description><link>http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=738607</link><pubDate>Sun, 30 Jan 2005 18:28:27 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title> The love song formula (gus)</title><description>  This has got to be one of the best things I've heard in my life.... &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  &lt;a href="http://www.holics.net/mp3/Davinci's%20Notebook%20-%20Title%20of%20the%20Song.mp3" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"&gt;Download song here...&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  Declaration of my feelings for you &lt;br&gt;  Elaboration on those feelings &lt;br&gt;  Description of how long these feelings have existed &lt;br&gt;  Belief that no one else could feel the same as I &lt;br&gt;  Reminiscence of the pleasant times we shared &lt;br&gt;  And our relationship's perfection &lt;br&gt;  Recounting of the steps that led to our love's dissolution &lt;br&gt;  Mostly involving my unfaithfulness and lies &lt;br&gt;  Penitent admission of wrongdoing &lt;br&gt;  Discovery of the depth of my affection &lt;br&gt;  Regret over the lateness of my epiphany &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  Title of the song &lt;br&gt;  NaÃ¯ve expression of love &lt;br&gt;  Reluctance to accept that you are gone &lt;br&gt;  Request to turn back time &lt;br&gt;  And rectify my wrongs &lt;br&gt;  Repetition of the title of the song &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  Enumeration of my various transgressive actions &lt;br&gt;  Of insufficient motivation &lt;br&gt;  Realization that these actions led to your departure &lt;br&gt;  And my resultant lack of sleep and appetite &lt;br&gt;  Renunciation of my past insensitive behavior &lt;br&gt;  Promise of my reformation &lt;br&gt;  Reassurance that you still are foremost in my thoughts now &lt;br&gt;  Need for instructions how to gain your trust again &lt;br&gt;  Request for reconciliation &lt;br&gt;  Listing of the numerous tasks that I'd perform &lt;br&gt;  Of physical and emotional compensation &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  Title of the song &lt;br&gt;  NaÃ¯ve expression of love &lt;br&gt;  Reluctance to accept that you are gone &lt;br&gt;  Request to turn back time &lt;br&gt;  And rectify my wrongs &lt;br&gt;  Repetition of the title of the song &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  Acknowledgment that I acted foolishly &lt;br&gt;  Increasingly desperate pleas for your return &lt;br&gt;  Sorrow for my infidelity &lt;br&gt;  Vain hope that my sins are forgivable &lt;br&gt;  Appeal for one more opportunity &lt;br&gt;  Drop to my knees to elicit crowd response &lt;br&gt;  Prayers to my chosen deity &lt;br&gt;  Modulation and I hold a high note... &lt;br&gt;   &lt;br&gt;  Title of the song &lt;br&gt;  NaÃ¯ve expression of love &lt;br&gt;  Reluctance to accept that you are gone &lt;br&gt;  Request to turn back time &lt;br&gt;  And rectify my wrongs &lt;br&gt;  Repetition of the title of the song &lt;br&gt;   </description><link>http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=738584</link><pubDate>Sun, 30 Jan 2005 17:59:56 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
