Gorgoroth: The Tr00est Of Tr00?

Re:Gorgoroth: The Tr00est Of Tr00? (Big Suave)

Thu, 04 Feb 2010 18:01:05 GMT

Freaking Gaahl... the guy is just a neverending source of awesomeness!!

All kidding aside, I am actually astounded by the number of twists and turns that the life of Gaahl (and by its very nature, this thread) has taken over the past few years. Incredible!!

Re: RE: Gorgoroth: The Tr00est Of Tr00? (Tazrules)

Thu, 04 Feb 2010 16:57:38 GMT

Although I will say this....seeing one more TrOO Life Adventures pic with the current state of Gaahl would be HILARIOUS!

Re: RE: Gorgoroth: The Tr00est Of Tr00? (Tazrules)

Thu, 04 Feb 2010 16:41:37 GMT

blueboars

Can I request the thread continues with more Photshop with the inclusion of his Boyfreind?

I would advise against it. The last time that was tried, lots of pics & posts went *poof* along with a very stern message from Wey.

Re: RE: Gorgoroth: The Tr00est Of Tr00? (MetalMatt)

Thu, 04 Feb 2010 16:13:01 GMT

Hunter

what an happy ending for this thread.

EPIC

Something tells me this won't be the end of this thread.

Re: RE: Gorgoroth: The Tr00est Of Tr00? (blueboars)

Thu, 04 Feb 2010 15:18:12 GMT

Can I request the thread continues with more Photshop with the inclusion of his Boyfreind?

Re: RE: Gorgoroth: The Tr00est Of Tr00? (Devnoy)

Thu, 04 Feb 2010 15:07:21 GMT

This is actually absurdly funny!

Re: RE: Gorgoroth: The Tr00est Of Tr00? (Hunter)

Thu, 04 Feb 2010 14:33:44 GMT

what an happy ending for this thread.

EPIC

Re: RE: Gorgoroth: The Tr00est Of Tr00? (ssaammaael)

Thu, 04 Feb 2010 12:44:13 GMT

emtee

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=134544

Awarded.

HAW HAW HAW HAW ... I'm glad that Gaahl found his "happy" ending. HAW HAW HAW HAW ...

Re: RE: Gorgoroth: The Tr00est Of Tr00? (Smirnoff)

Thu, 04 Feb 2010 11:44:03 GMT

This guy...

So... now that the retirement from metal has come about... isn't it time to stop wearing upside down crosses and all that nonsense? Perhaps clean up a bit, ditch the circa 1993 leather jacket, perhaps shave that beard... You know... Look like a respectable homosexual of the year!!! :)

Re: RE: Gorgoroth: The Tr00est Of Tr00? (NYCoolRunner)

Thu, 04 Feb 2010 11:33:05 GMT

HAHA that pic with him with his boyfriend is so funny just thinking about who Gaahl is lol

Re: RE: Gorgoroth: The Tr00est Of Tr00? (MetalMatt)

Thu, 04 Feb 2010 10:24:06 GMT

thefunkygibbons

At what point did he become the former frontman?

Around the time he and King ov Hell got kicked out and formed God Seed/ his retirement in July.

Also this article is pure Tr00ness!

Re: RE: Gorgoroth: The Tr00est Of Tr00? (Dobe the Drummer)

Thu, 04 Feb 2010 10:22:17 GMT

thefunkygibbons

At what point did he become the former frontman?

Re: RE: Gorgoroth: The Tr00est Of Tr00? (thefunkygibbons)

Thu, 04 Feb 2010 10:14:18 GMT

At what point did he become the former frontman?

Re: RE: Gorgoroth: The Tr00est Of Tr00? (blueboars)

Thu, 04 Feb 2010 10:07:48 GMT

SO Awesome.

Re: RE: Gorgoroth: The Tr00est Of Tr00? (spocks_brow)

Thu, 04 Feb 2010 10:03:16 GMT

That is awesome.

Re: RE: Gorgoroth: The Tr00est Of Tr00? (emtee)

Thu, 04 Feb 2010 09:52:40 GMT

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=134544

Awarded.

Re: RE: Gorgoroth: The Tr00est Of Tr00? (gwiazdeczka)

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 15:33:36 GMT

oh dear... he has psycho-fans! just like other celebrities :)
http://www.myspace.com/deathdream_dvl
I just love the video for Gaahl...

Re: RE: Gorgoroth: The Tr00est Of Tr00? (blueboars)

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 11:37:06 GMT

Ugh forum rules prevent me from making the jokes i wish to make. What a fantastic photo.

Re: RE: Gorgoroth: The Tr00est Of Tr00? (Smirnoff)

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 11:32:46 GMT

Who would have thought?

Re: RE: Gorgoroth: The Tr00est Of Tr00? (gwiazdeczka)

Thu, 17 Dec 2009 05:53:47 GMT

blueboars

gwiazdeczka

well, it seems Gaahl has settle down and lives now a peaceful life with his 19 y. o. boyfriend... he's not evil anymore

Rule 15 this immediatly. I need more Ghaal in my life.

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=441723284&albumID=1145845&imageID=11664632
there he is - our art-lover! (hope this link works)

Re: RE: Gorgoroth: The Tr00est Of Tr00? (blueboars)

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 23:06:22 GMT

gwiazdeczka

well, it seems Gaahl has settle down and lives now a peaceful life with his 19 y. o. boyfriend... he's not evil anymore

Rule 15 this immediatly. I need more Ghaal in my life.

RE: Gorgoroth: The Tr00est Of Tr00? (Soundchaser)

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 13:45:24 GMT

Hunter

I do.

Your sig made me extreme-lol

Re: RE: Gorgoroth: The Tr00est Of Tr00? (gwiazdeczka)

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 13:37:24 GMT

well, it seems Gaahl has settle down and lives now a peaceful life with his 19 y. o. boyfriend... he's not evil anymore

Re: RE: Gorgoroth: The Tr00est Of Tr00? (Fatty_Chris)

Wed, 16 Dec 2009 09:36:54 GMT

I'm really sad that there was no new info in this thread :( I always loved this one

Re: RE: Gorgoroth: The Tr00est Of Tr00? (intoc)

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 16:48:57 GMT

I've listened to Trelldom but they weren't nearly as memorable as those other acts.

Re: RE: Gorgoroth: The Tr00est Of Tr00? (gwiazdeczka)

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 16:47:55 GMT

intoc

I still like me some Gorgoroth. And some Gaahlskagg. And Wardruna.

Gaahl's still a character.

great! I've already thought he's been forgotten :)
and how 'bout Trelldom?

Re: RE: Gorgoroth: The Tr00est Of Tr00? (intoc)

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 16:42:03 GMT

I still like me some Gorgoroth. And some Gaahlskagg. And Wardruna.

Gaahl's still a character.

Re: RE: Gorgoroth: The Tr00est Of Tr00? (ViolinTheater)

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 14:42:14 GMT

Show respect for the intestines! My people eat 'em.

RE: Gorgoroth: The Tr00est Of Tr00? (Hunter)

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 14:37:02 GMT

I do.

RE: Gorgoroth: The Tr00est Of Tr00? (gwiazdeczka)

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 14:29:06 GMT

does anybody care for Gaahl anymore?

RE: Gorgoroth: The Tr00est Of Tr00? (karansaraf)

Mon, 17 Aug 2009 09:50:52 GMT

Wow, it's been 5 years! This thread is one of the first threads I read on this forum and was started 3 days before I joined MP.com. Can't believe it's lasted so long, although it does seem like a lot more time has passed since then!

RE: Gorgoroth: The Tr00est Of Tr00? (Big Suave)

Mon, 17 Aug 2009 09:48:19 GMT

DTD

Maybe Gaahl finally wants to settle down. You know, have the white metal-spike fence, the hounds of hell running around the yard and the upside down crosses hanging on the wall. Is it so much to ask??

I just LOL'd at work and got some funny looks from an adjacent cubicle. Awesome.

RE: Gorgoroth: The Tr00est Of Tr00? (emtee)

Mon, 17 Aug 2009 09:29:29 GMT

I think he wants to design pretty clothes.

RE: Gorgoroth: The Tr00est Of Tr00? (DTD)

Mon, 17 Aug 2009 09:10:55 GMT

Maybe Gaahl finally wants to settle down. You know, have the white metal-spike fence, the hounds of hell running around the yard and the upside down crosses hanging on the wall. Is it so much to ask??

RE: Gorgoroth: The Tr00est Of Tr00? (Ludvig)

Sun, 16 Aug 2009 22:42:05 GMT

Welcome to Norway!

Re:Gorgoroth: The Tr00est Of Tr00? (JRundquist)

Sun, 16 Aug 2009 21:54:32 GMT

So does this mean that is Disco Tapdance album : Livin The Tr00 Life is coming out next year?

Re:Gorgoroth: The Tr00est Of Tr00? (Big Suave)

Sun, 16 Aug 2009 21:36:49 GMT

The end of an era...

GOD SEED/Ex-GORGOROTH Frontman GAAHL 'Retires' From Metal Music - Aug. 16, 2009

GOD SEED — the Norwegian band featuring former GORGOROTH members King (bass; real name: Tom Cato Visnes) and Gaahl (vocals; real name: Kristian Espedal) — has released the following statement to BLABBERMOUTH.NET:
"It has been rumored that Gaahl and King have disbanded GOD SEED. However, this is not the case. Gaahl has chosen to retire from metal music. It should not be assumed that this decision has anything to do with Gaahl and King's working relationship. Gaahl has made this decision for his own personal artistic reasons."

Re: RE: Gorgoroth: The Tr00est Of Tr00? (zoo)

Fri, 03 Apr 2009 15:06:43 GMT

I still chuckle every time I read the words "King ov Hell."

Re: RE: Gorgoroth: The Tr00est Of Tr00? (thefunkygibbons)

Fri, 03 Apr 2009 04:43:21 GMT

DefyingMortality

Uh-oh... looks like he's at it again...

http://headbangersblog.mtv.com/2009/04/01/ex-gorgoroth-vocalist-attacks-former-guitarist-with-spiked-club/

Gorgoroth guitarist Infernus is in stable but serious condition in a Bergen, Noway hospital this evening after having been brutally assaulted by the band’s former vocalist Gaahl who is currently being held by police. Reports are still sketchy, but according to one source, Gaahl tracked down Infernus at an abandoned laundromat and, following a heated verbal confrontation, the vocalist removed a spiked club from a laundry basket and threatened to strike Infernus. At this point, Infernus allegedly began mocking the name of Gaahl’s new band, God Seed, and called Gaahl a pansy. Enraged, Gaahl swung the weapon at his former bandmate so hard that the nails lodged in Infernus’ abdomen.

“I think Gaahl only wanted to threaten Infernus,” said the source. “I don’t think he planned to hit him, but when Infernus insulted him, Gaahl couldn’t help himself.”

After being struck, Infernus collapsed on the ground, and in order to remove the club, Gaahl had to plant his boot on the black metallist’s chest and yank the handle.

As a pool of Infernus’ blood spread across the floor, Gaahl allegedly rubbed both hands in it and then smeared the blood across his face and tongue. Seemingly energized, he struck Infernus’ prone body three more times while whistling “Singin’ in the Rain.” Gaahl then giggled like a schoolgirl, put his bloodied weapon away and skipped out of the store and into the night. Neighbors, who saw Gaahl’s face covered in blood, called the police and the vocalist was apprehended.

When his bandmate King ov Hell heard about what had happened, he laughed and growled, “APRIL FOOLS!”

The essence of a good April Fool is the fact that it could be true

and with Gaahl, anything is possible