http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/(c) The Forum @ mikeportnoy.com30 I wonder if he tried to make bail arrangements and told his lawyer "You better hurry because i cant do this all day......" http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=2282918Tue, 31 Mar 2009 19:22:18 GMT Hahahahaha!!!! THat's so funny! The mugshot is priceless too......Maybe he can use his revolutionary towel to soak up his dignity http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=2282793Tue, 31 Mar 2009 16:37:23 GMT <blockquote class="quote"><i>Wonderland</i><br> <br> <br> I haven't had a problem finding people to have sex with, but maybe when I'm a 44 year old infomercial spokesman I might be different, but I could still find ho's for cheaper than 1000 frogskins. <br> </blockquote> <br> <br> So when are we going out for these hos? <br> http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=2282782Tue, 31 Mar 2009 16:30:34 GMT He was field testing the product on the absorption qualities of whore's blood and jism. <br> http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=2282762Tue, 31 Mar 2009 16:12:46 GMT <blockquote class="quote"><i>spocks_brow</i><br> <br> <br> <blockquote class="quote"><i>STRAT</i><br> <br> <br> I guess Vinny Boy, &nbsp;just ended his "15 minutes"! What a stupid idiot!!!!<img src="http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/upfiles/smiley/s2.gif" alt="" /> <br> </blockquote> <br> <br> It seems like his 15 minutes are just beginning. &nbsp;I have a feeling he's gonna be on a lot of commercials now. <br> </blockquote> <br> You wanna bet on that!<img src="http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/upfiles/smiley/s2.gif" alt="" /> <br> &nbsp; <br> &nbsp; <br> http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=2282758Tue, 31 Mar 2009 16:07:42 GMT SchlongWOW http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=2282486Tue, 31 Mar 2009 11:47:07 GMT I haven't had a problem finding people to have sex with, but maybe when I'm a 44 year old infomercial spokesman I might be different, but I could still find ho's for cheaper than 1000 frogskins. <br> http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=2282477Tue, 31 Mar 2009 11:33:22 GMT <blockquote class="quote"><i>thefunkygibbons</i><br> <br> <br> $1000? <br> <br> Seems like a load of money <br> </blockquote> <br> <br> And don't forget the $750 a night hotel room. Apparently those ShamWOWs also soak up cash. <br> http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=2282332Tue, 31 Mar 2009 08:23:42 GMT how many Slap Chops did he have to sell to get enough money to..... http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=2282312Tue, 31 Mar 2009 07:41:01 GMT $1000? <br> <br> Seems like a load of money <br> <br> http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=2282241Tue, 31 Mar 2009 02:51:48 GMT Should have posted this before but... <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> <br> I guess she didn't love his nuts. <br> http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=2282237Tue, 31 Mar 2009 02:35:28 GMT .. double post <br> <br> http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=2282231Tue, 31 Mar 2009 02:16:37 GMT <blockquote class="quote"><i>Wonderland</i><br> <br> <br> WHO FRENCH KISSES A PROSTITUTE!?!? <br> </blockquote> <br> <br> Seems to me you know what you're talking about. I guess you never french kiss the prostitutes you get.<img src="http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/upfiles/smiley/s4.gif" alt="" /> <br> http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=2282230Tue, 31 Mar 2009 02:14:57 GMT WHO FRENCH KISSES A PROSTITUTE!?!? <br> http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=2282183Tue, 31 Mar 2009 00:17:17 GMT He looks haggard in a way that I've only seen meth addicts get.&nbsp; That would certainly explain the crazy behavior and violent outbursts. <br> http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=2282162Mon, 30 Mar 2009 23:47:48 GMT <blockquote class="quote"><i>Wonderland</i><br> <br> <br> [image]= <br> <br> <br> Vince Schlomi's victim! <br> <br> She looks like a real winner. <br> </blockquote> <br> <br> To be fair to the prostitute (god I wish I could end the sentence there) it looks like she's trying to show off the damage he did in that picture. <br> <br> http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=2282154Mon, 30 Mar 2009 23:30:02 GMT <blockquote class="quote"><i>STRAT</i><br> <br> <br> I guess Vinny Boy,  just ended his "15 minutes"! What a stupid idiot!!!!<img src="http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/upfiles/smiley/s2.gif" alt="" /> <br> </blockquote> <br> <br> It seems like his 15 minutes are just beginning.  I have a feeling he's gonna be on a lot of commercials now. http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=2282152Mon, 30 Mar 2009 23:26:47 GMT *Waits for someone to call it Bitchslap Chop...* <br> http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=2282147Mon, 30 Mar 2009 23:00:31 GMT <blockquote class="quote"><i>djmetalhead</i><br> <br> <br> &nbsp;the use the slap chop to castrate himself? <br> </blockquote> <br> <br> <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v313/nollpost/mrnspace/slapchoplol.jpg"> <br> <br> <br> http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=2282091Mon, 30 Mar 2009 21:09:02 GMT Maybe he can use one of those shamwows to wipe the blood off his face, the use the slap chop to castrate himself? <br> http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=2282085Mon, 30 Mar 2009 20:56:26 GMT Haha! He does kind of look raptor-like. <br> http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=2282048Mon, 30 Mar 2009 19:38:05 GMT His face reminds me of a raptor from Jurassic Park. http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=2281812Mon, 30 Mar 2009 14:16:08 GMT FRENCH KISSING A PROSTITUTE?? <br> <br> <br> I feel sick. http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=2281773Mon, 30 Mar 2009 13:28:02 GMT I guess his new slogan is: <br> <br> <img src="http://xs537.xs.to/xs537/09141/shamwowcopy967.jpg"> <br> http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=2281766Mon, 30 Mar 2009 13:19:26 GMT Wow! http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=2281758Mon, 30 Mar 2009 13:05:56 GMT <br> I guess Vinny Boy, &nbsp;just ended his "15 minutes"! What a stupid idiot!!!!<img src="http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/upfiles/smiley/s2.gif" alt="" /> http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=2281661Mon, 30 Mar 2009 11:26:34 GMT lmao at the mugshot, I thought it was Rich Hall <br> <br> <br> "You're gonna LOVE my nuts"  :') <br> http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=2281605Mon, 30 Mar 2009 10:16:14 GMT I needed this today, thank you http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=2281601Mon, 30 Mar 2009 10:09:52 GMT <img src="http://citythatbreeds.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/1230960015667.jpg"> <br> <br> <br> SLAP CHOP BITCH !!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=2281600Mon, 30 Mar 2009 10:08:58 GMT &nbsp;.... http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=2281598Mon, 30 Mar 2009 10:04:31 GMT My question is who KISSES a prostitute? <br> http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=2281105Sun, 29 Mar 2009 10:41:40 GMT The guy makes two infomercials and he's popping for thousand dollar hookers? Either those Shamwow's are selling like gangbusters or dude's got himself a little side gig somewhere. <br> http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=2281082Sun, 29 Mar 2009 09:47:57 GMT <blockquote class="quote"><i></i><br> <br> Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face.... After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the [hotel] lobby <br> </blockquote> <br> <br> Try to wipe that up with ShamWOW <img src="http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/upfiles/smiley/s6.gif" alt="" /> http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=2281067Sun, 29 Mar 2009 09:12:56 GMT this made my week..................&nbsp; i pisssed myself... nearly <br> http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=2281012Sun, 29 Mar 2009 03:28:49 GMT Billy Mays already called out Vince on the Adam Corrolla show&nbsp;last month for stealing one of his products. I like Vince a lot but when Billy Mays talks people listen. http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=2281011Sun, 29 Mar 2009 03:16:56 GMT <blockquote class="quote"><i>SpacemanSpiff</i><br> <br> <br> <img src="http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b369/mposh/shamvince.jpg"> <br> </blockquote> <br> <br> Came here to see or post this pic if necessary. LOL! <br> http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=2280978Sun, 29 Mar 2009 00:57:11 GMT Guess he didnt use his shamwow to wipe up the hooker's blood! <br> http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=2280955Sun, 29 Mar 2009 00:00:11 GMT This shit is SO funny. <br> http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=2280952Sat, 28 Mar 2009 23:47:59 GMT Lol, he looks like such a deadbeat in those mug shots.&nbsp; You have to wonder why a prostitute would do something like bite a dude's tongue when she's getting paid $1,000 for the deal... <br> http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/fb.ashx?m=2280947Sat, 28 Mar 2009 23:44:32 GMT