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    Universal mind

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    FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women Sunday, March 27, 2005 8:55 AM (permalink)
    Well, they got #1 right, that's all I care about. But Garner as #2? Hell no, she's not even slightly attractive. And Paris Hilton, ermm, anyway, discuss.

    1. Angelina Jolie
    2. Jennifer Garner
    3. Paris Hilton
    4. Charlize Theron
    5. Halle Berry
    6. Alyssa Milano
    7. Teri Hatcher
    8. Pamela Anderson
    9. Scarlett Johansson
    10. Lindsay Lohan
    11. Keira Knightley
    12. Salma Hayek
    13. Cameron Diaz
    14. Leeann Tweeden
    15. Mariah Carey
    16. Jessica Simpson
    17. Beyoncé Knowles
    18. Carmen Electra
    19. Maria Sharapova
    20. Jennifer Love Hewitt
    21. Jessica Biel
    22. Jessica Alba
    23. Brooke Burke
    24. Jenna Jameson
    25. Heidi Klum
    26. Vida Guerra
    27. Christina Aguilera
    28. Kristin Kreuk
    29. Faith Hill
    30. Gwen Stefani
    31. Jennifer Lopez
    32. The Olsen Twins
    33. Shania Twain
    34. Beth Ostrosky
    35. Mandy Moore
    36. Josie Maran
    37. Janet Jackson
    38. Eva Longoria
    39. Adriana Lima
    40. Reese Witherspoon
    41. Jennifer Aniston
    42. Jamie-Lynn DiScala
    43. Tara Reid
    44. Maggie Grace
    45. Elizabeth Hurley
    46. Eliza Dushku
    47. Kate Hudson
    48. Anna Benson
    49. Natalie Portman
    50. LeAnn Rimes
    51. Penelope Cruz
    52. Mischa Barton
    53. Eva Mendes
    54. Jenny McCarthy
    55. Katherine Heigl
    56. Lucy Liu
    57. Jennie Finch
    58. Maggie Gyllenhaal
    59. Amanda Righetti
    60. Kate Bosworth
    61. Estella Warren
    62. Anna Kournikova
    63. Landi Swanepoel
    64. Sarah Michelle Gellar
    65. Gisele Bundchen
    66. Neve Campbell
    67. Uma Thurman
    68. Catherine Zeta-Jones
    69. Nicole Kidman
    70. Emma Bunton
    71. Kate Beckinsale
    72. Katie Holmes
    73. Morgan Webb
    74. Heather Graham
    75. Evangeline Lilly
    76. Shakira
    77. Rachel Bilson
    78. Kaley Cuoco
    79. Amanda Beard
    80. Sofia Vergara
    81. Ashanti
    82. Denise Richards
    83. Molly Sims
    84. Alessandra Ambrosio
    85. Kelly Ripa
    86. Mayra Veronica
    87. Jamie Pressley
    88. Jennifer Connelly
    89. Monica Bellucci
    90. Kristi Leskinen
    91. Logan Tom
    92. Kelly Clarkson
    93. Jennifer Hanson
    94. Courtney Hansen
    95. Alicia Keys
    96. Brande Roderick
    97. Natalie Gulbis
    98. Milla Jovovich
    99. Rebecca Romijn
    100. Roselyn Sanchez
     
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      Universal mind

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      RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women Sunday, March 27, 2005 8:57 AM (permalink)
      Suppose I better get some rule 15 action happening.

       
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        RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women Sunday, March 27, 2005 8:58 AM (permalink)
        Well what can you say..
        there are some hot women on that FHM100list..

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          RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women Sunday, March 27, 2005 9:11 AM (permalink)
          Some of that list is made up of career accomplishments in the past year as well if they're in the magazine how many readers write in about them. That's why Garner made number 2... If I'm not mistaken there is no Britney on that list.... how she has fallen.
          He wanted you to know, he changed his stars after all.
           
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            RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women Sunday, March 27, 2005 9:14 AM (permalink)
            Milla Jovovich only 98? I find her to be way hotter than most of the people on the list...
             
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              RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women Sunday, March 27, 2005 9:15 AM (permalink)
              Somethings wrong with this list!





              How can she not be on it????

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                RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women Sunday, March 27, 2005 9:15 AM (permalink)
                ugh, tara reid and her awful, awful boob job are on there. Blech.

                wow, jeff...you're right. No britney!

                oh and the olsen twins? BLEARGH. gross.
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                  RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women Sunday, March 27, 2005 9:18 AM (permalink)
                  Halle Berry is not hot. Get over it people and just admit it. She's really not. And if you think she is, she's certainly not #5.

                  This list is all sorts of good, dirty fun.
                   
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                    RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women Sunday, March 27, 2005 9:19 AM (permalink)
                    hahahah Rule 1500 ...this is gonna take a while.... I vote.... um... we don't cancel rule 15 for this thread and MAKE Universal mind bust it all out! (hehehehe jk man!)

                    I, for one, think that Reese Witherspoon shouldn't be on the list... imo. and some others... anyway...
                     
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                      RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women Sunday, March 27, 2005 9:22 AM (permalink)
                      Paris Hilton? The OLSEN TWINS? No.

                      Scarlet Johansson, Jennifer Connelly - YES!

                       
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                        RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women Sunday, March 27, 2005 9:26 AM (permalink)
                        Are you kidding?
                        22. Jessica Alba
                        23. Brooke Burke
                        24. Jenna Jameson
                        53. Eva Mendes
                        71. Kate Beckinsale

                        These are all top 10 IMO
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                          RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women Sunday, March 27, 2005 9:29 AM (permalink)
                          Totally agree about the Halle Berry thing. I remember my friends' reaction to me saying shes not "that hot". It's become socially unacceptable, much like calling Paris Hilton "sorta ugly".
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                            RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women Sunday, March 27, 2005 9:47 AM (permalink)
                            IMO Paris Hilon is the most unattractive person on the planet. She was hot until she opened her mouth. Now she represents all the negative things in humanity.

                            I caught part of an episode of The Simple Life where she's trying on jewlery and the sales girl says "That makes you look very rich." Paris say's "Thank You."-- Disgusting.

                            She is what a lot of countries think all American are like.
                             
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                              RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women Sunday, March 27, 2005 9:53 AM (permalink)
                              Pfft - that list sucks.

                              Jolie only looks good when she deliberately tries to - ie. awards etc. She's not naturally "sexy" or beautiful like a lot of other girls - a lot of the time, she looks like a skank...meh..like the pic in the "Id hit it 2005" thread.

                              Paris Hilton - also a skank. And heh...Pamela Anderson in the top 10? I wouldn't hit that with a barge pole (thanks to the person who made up that phrase in one of the Pamela Anderson threads)
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                                RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women Sunday, March 27, 2005 9:55 AM (permalink)
                                Paris Hilton is not hot. She's just a whore
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                                  RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women Sunday, March 27, 2005 10:44 AM (permalink)
                                  I'm just glad Kristen Kreuk made it on there. She's my TV crush
                                   
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                                    RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women Sunday, March 27, 2005 11:21 AM (permalink)
                                    Nicole Kidman is so fucking low in the list.
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                                      RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women Sunday, March 27, 2005 11:37 AM (permalink)


                                      ORIGINAL: karansaraf

                                      Pfft - that list sucks.

                                      Jolie only looks good when she deliberately tries to - ie. awards etc. She's not naturally "sexy" or beautiful like a lot of other girls - a lot of the time, she looks like a skank...meh..like the pic in the "Id hit it 2005" thread.

                                      Paris Hilton - also a skank. And heh...Pamela Anderson in the top 10? I wouldn't hit that with a barge pole (thanks to the person who made up that phrase in one of the Pamela Anderson threads)


                                      awwww..... are you sad that Jessica Alba was 21 spots to low
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                                        RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women Sunday, March 27, 2005 11:39 AM (permalink)


                                        ORIGINAL: Speeding Wheels

                                        Somethings wrong with this list!





                                        How can she not be on it????



                                        Because she is a red X on a white square....

                                        then when I quoted you I realized that you were trying to post a picture of Elsha Cuthbert hmmmm...
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                                          RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women Sunday, March 27, 2005 12:44 PM (permalink)
                                          That list is rubbish.

                                          Carmen Electra 18th? Top 5 at least.

                                          NO KIRSTEN DUNST
                                          Who's seen the film Wimbledon? HOW cute is Kirsten in that

                                          And Kiera Knightly should also be top 10.
                                          Angelina is NOT hot. At all.
                                           
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                                            RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women Sunday, March 27, 2005 12:44 PM (permalink)
                                            this list sucks ass
                                             
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                                              RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women Sunday, March 27, 2005 1:04 PM (permalink)


                                              ORIGINAL: TheDanceOfMaternity

                                              Paris Hilton is not hot. She's just a whore

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                                                RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women Sunday, March 27, 2005 1:15 PM (permalink)
                                                Olsen Twins? Ok that is just weird! I guess this is a sign of the latent pedophillic tendencies the voters of this poll. Could they be anymore barely legal? Might as well let these pervs that run the creepy shrines dedicated to the girl who plays Hermione on Harry Potter enter that poll too!

                                                Ok, so its good to see some of my WB girls on that list. I am sad because there is no Charisma Carpenter, no Beverly Mitchell, no Lauren Graham among others. Where is Katie Holmes? :(

                                                And as for normal actresses, how could anyone have taken the likes of emotionally and physically artificial Pamela Anderson over the likes of Godesses that are Rosario Dawson, Eliza Dushku and the aforementioned Kirstin Dunst.

                                                Oh yeah, Christina Aguilera got unhot around 2002.

                                                Well folks, I'm just ubercreeped out by this list.
                                                 
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                                                  RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women Sunday, March 27, 2005 1:36 PM (permalink)
                                                  These lists are just stupid ass popularity contests. not a matter of who really is the most attractive, but who vh1 and mtv and e! are currently talking up as the hottest. brooke burke takes my #1 spot. And just as a side note a friend of mine who i graduated with will be appearing on the cover of FHM sometime soon. Jessica Strayer is her name.and shed be higher on my list than half of the people on the celebrity list.
                                                   
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                                                    RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women Sunday, March 27, 2005 2:29 PM (permalink)
                                                    Katie Holmes is #72
                                                     
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                                                      RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women Sunday, March 27, 2005 2:34 PM (permalink)
                                                      Screw that list - no Famke Janssen on that list, no legitimacy.

                                                      And that's besides the point that Jolie and Paris are both within the top 5, and the Olson twins rated so high. PUH-LEEZE!
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                                                        RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women Sunday, March 27, 2005 2:49 PM (permalink)
                                                        Kirsten Dunst!!!
                                                         
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                                                          RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women Sunday, March 27, 2005 2:55 PM (permalink)
                                                          Don't you love that the Olsen Twins only count as one person?


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                                                            RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women Sunday, March 27, 2005 2:57 PM (permalink)
                                                            Nicole Kidman needs to be way higher!
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                                                              RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women Sunday, March 27, 2005 2:57 PM (permalink)
                                                              Elizabeth Hurley #45???? Did anyone see "Bedazzled"?? I'm not a lesbian, but if I were in her presence, I would seriously consider it!! She's HOT!

                                                              Ewwww....Paris Hilton? Pamela Anderson? Have they seen pics of her without makeup, she could haunt a house! What a dumb list. Give me a break.
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                                                                RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women Sunday, March 27, 2005 2:59 PM (permalink)


                                                                ORIGINAL: Erotified

                                                                Nicole Kidman needs to be way higher!


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                                                                  RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women Sunday, March 27, 2005 3:06 PM (permalink)
                                                                  Hilton and Anderson are up so high because they moved a lot of issues of FHM. That is also a factor that is taken into account.
                                                                  He wanted you to know, he changed his stars after all.
                                                                   
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                                                                    RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women Sunday, March 27, 2005 3:27 PM (permalink)
                                                                    Kiera, Beyonce, Becensale, Hurley... all too low on the list.

                                                                    Jolie however... that's about right. :) She looks better every year as she sheds more of the slightly psychotic image she carried around so long. Go to IMDB.com and check out the premier pics of... oh whatever that suspense thriller movie she was in last year with the identity stealing killer... Also, there are pics of her in Cambodia, or someplece like that, where she has no makeup on... She's never looked better.

                                                                    Oh, and no Daphne Zuniga.... that does further kill the legitimacy of the list to me since she'd be competing furiously with Angelina for that top spot. :)
                                                                     
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                                                                      RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women Sunday, March 27, 2005 3:31 PM (permalink)
                                                                      Keira Knightly, Jessica Alba, and Josie Maran should all be way higher...
                                                                       
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                                                                        RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women Sunday, March 27, 2005 3:32 PM (permalink)
                                                                        Oh and before I forget, if anyone wants to know my number 1 they need not look very far.
                                                                        He wanted you to know, he changed his stars after all.
                                                                         
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                                                                          RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women Sunday, March 27, 2005 3:34 PM (permalink)
                                                                          Jack Bauer should be on the list too.

                                                                          Just noticed - Where the HELL is Elisha Cuthbert?!??!
                                                                           
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                                                                            RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women Sunday, March 27, 2005 3:35 PM (permalink)
                                                                            Jennifer Aniston should be in the top 10.
                                                                              
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                                                                              RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women Sunday, March 27, 2005 3:36 PM (permalink)
                                                                              Jessica Alba # 22 more like #1
                                                                               
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                                                                                RE: FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women Sunday, March 27, 2005 3:59 PM (permalink)
                                                                                How the hell did Kelly Ripa even make the list? she looks like she is 50 years old or something like that.
                                                                                 
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