FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women

Well, they got #1 right, that's all I care about. But Garner as #2? Hell no, she's not even slightly attractive. And Paris Hilton, ermm, anyway, discuss.

1. Angelina Jolie
2. Jennifer Garner
3. Paris Hilton
4. Charlize Theron
5. Halle Berry
6. Alyssa Milano
7. Teri Hatcher
8. Pamela Anderson
9. Scarlett Johansson
10. Lindsay Lohan
11. Keira Knightley
12. Salma Hayek
13. Cameron Diaz
14. Leeann Tweeden
15. Mariah Carey
16. Jessica Simpson
17. Beyoncé Knowles
18. Carmen Electra
19. Maria Sharapova
20. Jennifer Love Hewitt
21. Jessica Biel
22. Jessica Alba
23. Brooke Burke
24. Jenna Jameson
25. Heidi Klum
26. Vida Guerra
27. Christina Aguilera
28. Kristin Kreuk
29. Faith Hill
30. Gwen Stefani
31. Jennifer Lopez
32. The Olsen Twins
33. Shania Twain
34. Beth Ostrosky
35. Mandy Moore
36. Josie Maran
37. Janet Jackson
38. Eva Longoria
39. Adriana Lima
40. Reese Witherspoon
41. Jennifer Aniston
42. Jamie-Lynn DiScala
43. Tara Reid
44. Maggie Grace
45. Elizabeth Hurley
46. Eliza Dushku
47. Kate Hudson
48. Anna Benson
49. Natalie Portman
50. LeAnn Rimes
51. Penelope Cruz
52. Mischa Barton
53. Eva Mendes
54. Jenny McCarthy
55. Katherine Heigl
56. Lucy Liu
57. Jennie Finch
58. Maggie Gyllenhaal
59. Amanda Righetti
60. Kate Bosworth
61. Estella Warren
62. Anna Kournikova
63. Landi Swanepoel
64. Sarah Michelle Gellar
65. Gisele Bundchen
66. Neve Campbell
67. Uma Thurman
68. Catherine Zeta-Jones
69. Nicole Kidman
70. Emma Bunton
71. Kate Beckinsale
72. Katie Holmes
73. Morgan Webb
74. Heather Graham
75. Evangeline Lilly
76. Shakira
77. Rachel Bilson
78. Kaley Cuoco
79. Amanda Beard
80. Sofia Vergara
81. Ashanti
82. Denise Richards
83. Molly Sims
84. Alessandra Ambrosio
85. Kelly Ripa
86. Mayra Veronica
87. Jamie Pressley
88. Jennifer Connelly
89. Monica Bellucci
90. Kristi Leskinen
91. Logan Tom
92. Kelly Clarkson
93. Jennifer Hanson
94. Courtney Hansen
95. Alicia Keys
96. Brande Roderick
97. Natalie Gulbis
98. Milla Jovovich
99. Rebecca Romijn
100. Roselyn Sanchez

Suppose I better get some rule 15 action happening.

Well what can you say..
there are some hot women on that FHM100list..

(Rule 1500! )

Some of that list is made up of career accomplishments in the past year as well if they're in the magazine how many readers write in about them. That's why Garner made number 2... If I'm not mistaken there is no Britney on that list.... how she has fallen.

He wanted you to know, he changed his stars after all.

Milla Jovovich only 98? I find her to be way hotter than most of the people on the list...

Somethings wrong with this list!





How can she not be on it????

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ugh, tara reid and her awful, awful boob job are on there. Blech.

wow, jeff...you're right. No britney!

oh and the olsen twins? BLEARGH. gross.

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Halle Berry is not hot. Get over it people and just admit it. She's really not. And if you think she is, she's certainly not #5.

This list is all sorts of good, dirty fun.

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I, for one, think that Reese Witherspoon shouldn't be on the list... imo. and some others... anyway...

Paris Hilton? The OLSEN TWINS? No.

Scarlet Johansson, Jennifer Connelly - YES!

Are you kidding?
22. Jessica Alba
23. Brooke Burke
24. Jenna Jameson
53. Eva Mendes
71. Kate Beckinsale

These are all top 10 IMO

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Totally agree about the Halle Berry thing. I remember my friends' reaction to me saying shes not "that hot". It's become socially unacceptable, much like calling Paris Hilton "sorta ugly".

You can make a fortune in pies, you can keep a giant's hunger needs satisfied.

IMO Paris Hilon is the most unattractive person on the planet. She was hot until she opened her mouth. Now she represents all the negative things in humanity.

I caught part of an episode of The Simple Life where she's trying on jewlery and the sales girl says "That makes you look very rich." Paris say's "Thank You."-- Disgusting.

She is what a lot of countries think all American are like.

Pfft - that list sucks.

Jolie only looks good when she deliberately tries to - ie. awards etc. She's not naturally "sexy" or beautiful like a lot of other girls - a lot of the time, she looks like a skank...meh..like the pic in the "Id hit it 2005" thread.

Paris Hilton - also a skank. And heh...Pamela Anderson in the top 10? I wouldn't hit that with a barge pole (thanks to the person who made up that phrase in one of the Pamela Anderson threads)

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Paris Hilton is not hot. She's just a whore

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I'm just glad Kristen Kreuk made it on there. She's my TV crush

Nicole Kidman is so fucking low in the list.

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Pfft - that list sucks.

Jolie only looks good when she deliberately tries to - ie. awards etc. She's not naturally "sexy" or beautiful like a lot of other girls - a lot of the time, she looks like a skank...meh..like the pic in the "Id hit it 2005" thread.

Paris Hilton - also a skank. And heh...Pamela Anderson in the top 10? I wouldn't hit that with a barge pole (thanks to the person who made up that phrase in one of the Pamela Anderson threads)

awwww..... are you sad that Jessica Alba was 21 spots to low

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How can she not be on it????

Because she is a red X on a white square....

then when I quoted you I realized that you were trying to post a picture of Elsha Cuthbert hmmmm...

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That list is rubbish.

Carmen Electra 18th? Top 5 at least.

NO KIRSTEN DUNST
Who's seen the film Wimbledon? HOW cute is Kirsten in that

And Kiera Knightly should also be top 10.
Angelina is NOT hot. At all.

this list sucks ass

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Paris Hilton is not hot. She's just a whore

+1

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Olsen Twins? Ok that is just weird! I guess this is a sign of the latent pedophillic tendencies the voters of this poll. Could they be anymore barely legal? Might as well let these pervs that run the creepy shrines dedicated to the girl who plays Hermione on Harry Potter enter that poll too!

Ok, so its good to see some of my WB girls on that list. I am sad because there is no Charisma Carpenter, no Beverly Mitchell, no Lauren Graham among others. Where is Katie Holmes? :(

And as for normal actresses, how could anyone have taken the likes of emotionally and physically artificial Pamela Anderson over the likes of Godesses that are Rosario Dawson, Eliza Dushku and the aforementioned Kirstin Dunst.

Oh yeah, Christina Aguilera got unhot around 2002.

Well folks, I'm just ubercreeped out by this list.

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These lists are just stupid ass popularity contests. not a matter of who really is the most attractive, but who vh1 and mtv and e! are currently talking up as the hottest. brooke burke takes my #1 spot. And just as a side note a friend of mine who i graduated with will be appearing on the cover of FHM sometime soon. Jessica Strayer is her name.and shed be higher on my list than half of the people on the celebrity list.

Katie Holmes is #72

Screw that list - no Famke Janssen on that list, no legitimacy.

And that's besides the point that Jolie and Paris are both within the top 5, and the Olson twins rated so high. PUH-LEEZE!

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Nicole Kidman needs to be way higher!

When the un-numbered free emo man sees he goes *fapfapfap* because he thinks it's so yummy!

Elizabeth Hurley #45???? Did anyone see "Bedazzled"?? I'm not a lesbian, but if I were in her presence, I would seriously consider it!! She's HOT!

Ewwww....Paris Hilton? Pamela Anderson? Have they seen pics of her without makeup, she could haunt a house! What a dumb list. Give me a break.

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Nicole Kidman needs to be way higher!

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"Melancholic music is very uplifting. Why? Because its a shared experience. In contrast, I find music that is artificially happy or very joyful to be very depressing." -Steven Wilson of Porcupine Tree

Hilton and Anderson are up so high because they moved a lot of issues of FHM. That is also a factor that is taken into account.

He wanted you to know, he changed his stars after all.

Kiera, Beyonce, Becensale, Hurley... all too low on the list.

Jolie however... that's about right. :) She looks better every year as she sheds more of the slightly psychotic image she carried around so long. Go to IMDB.com and check out the premier pics of... oh whatever that suspense thriller movie she was in last year with the identity stealing killer... Also, there are pics of her in Cambodia, or someplece like that, where she has no makeup on... She's never looked better.

Oh, and no Daphne Zuniga.... that does further kill the legitimacy of the list to me since she'd be competing furiously with Angelina for that top spot. :)

Keira Knightly, Jessica Alba, and Josie Maran should all be way higher...

Oh and before I forget, if anyone wants to know my number 1 they need not look very far.

He wanted you to know, he changed his stars after all.

Jack Bauer should be on the list too.

Just noticed - Where the HELL is Elisha Cuthbert?!??!

Jennifer Aniston should be in the top 10.

  
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Jessica Alba # 22 more like #1

How the hell did Kelly Ripa even make the list? she looks like she is 50 years old or something like that.

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Screw that list - no Famke Janssen on that list, no legitimacy.

Ehhhh-xactly

I'm only into about 15 or so of the girls on that list.Natalie Portman way too low, no Famke, no Julia Roberts, and about 70 skanks who have to have their makeup surgically removed.

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kelly ripa made the list because she's adorable. And if that looks 50 to you, you need to think about vision correction surgery because a pair of coke bottles ain't gonna do shit for you. Welcome to your first post.

He wanted you to know, he changed his stars after all.

Elizabeth Hurley #45???? Did anyone see "Bedazzled"??

I can't agree more. Man, she's a fox.

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6. Alyssa Milano
7. Teri Hatcher
15. Mariah Carey
27. Christina Aguilera
30. Gwen Stefani
33. Shania Twain
40. Reese Witherspoon
50. LeAnn Rimes
69. Nicole Kidman
74. Heather Graham

Yum. Problem is, I'm not sure the conversations would be that interesting.

I think the whole list is a farse. There are some foxes there but most of them are well out of order.

shakira?... you are kidding right?

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good for Lindsay at #10, what a babe

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Paris Hilton is not hot. She's just a whore

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Even though looks are only subjective I think most people can agree this is a shitty list.

I think these look very similar.

He wanted you to know, he changed his stars after all.

True....

that list is obviously made by women (both the ones that appear obviously, and the ones who actually chose the bitches)

Jennifer Aniston is indeed way too low. Didn't notice that one. Natalie Portman and Eliza Dusku are way too low as well.

Re: Ripa looking 50 comment... I bet you several people on this board can name more than a few totally HOT 50 year old women. Bo Derek immediately comes to mind. Gates Mcfadden... Lynn-Holly Johnson is very close to 50 according to IMDB.... Look around IMDB, you'd be surprised.

Oh, and how close is Kim Bassinger to 50? Certainly far from ugly.

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Halle Berry is not hot. Get over it people and just admit it. She's really not. And if you think she is, she's certainly not #5.

This list is all sorts of good, dirty fun.

Thaaaank you Rane! You said it, I don't see why people go on about her being hot. I've never found her to be hot and her personallity is ridiculiously annoying.

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32. The Olsen Twins

Shouldnt they count for two? 32nd and 33rd? WTF!

LOLOLOL! Sexiest women nah... the whole issue is subjective. Obviosly the people from FHM likes women with enormous lips. For example me, I like Lindsay Lohan, and Bree from Desperate Housewives because Im a sucker for the redheads.

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OK, I am sorry but I would so hit every chick on there. Of coarse, at this age, I would hit anything

Where was Mila Kunis? Or Laura Prepon?

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Halle Berry is hot people... good grief. lol

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I think these look very similar.

No, they don't look similar. The dog's more attractive.

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shakira?... you are kidding right?

No, Not kidding!

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I think these look very similar.

No, they don't look similar. The dog's more attractive.

She might be ugly but you would fuck a dog? DOGFUCKER. j/k

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I think these look very similar.

No, they don't look similar. The dog's more attractive.

She might be ugly but you would fuck a dog? DOGFUCKER. j/k

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and the olsen twins? BLEARGH. gross.

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i cant believe paris hilton made it to the 100 hottest women! list, i thought she wouldve made the "100 hottest garganzalian ploktoons from galgar 9"


and where is kirsten? she shouldve been on there!
and where is mrs portnoy?! and mrs petrucci?! this contest was unfairly judged imo

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I would fuck neither, they both suck.

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I think these look very similar.

No, they don't look similar. The dog's more attractive.

She might be ugly but you would fuck a dog? DOGFUCKER. j/k

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Ha ha ha! I knew my post was asking for it.

That list, just like every list, is full of shit. It's always a popularity contest.

I'm still convinced that the "people" who made that list, never looked at pictures or viewed video, they just went on "name".

Angelina Jolie... HAHAHAHA!!! Yea... right... skank.
Jennifer Garner... Okay, she's hot, but not THAT hot.
Paris Hilton... HAHAHAHA that's just fucking sick. That broad is as nasty as fucking nasty, ugly skank.
Charlize Theron... okay, I'll give you that one... she's hot.
Haley Berry... while I don't think she's hot at all, I can see what people see in her.

And Penelope Cruz ON that list, let alone ahead of Kate Beckinsale, Katherine Heigl, Kate Bosworth, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Evangeline Lilly, and others? WHAT?!?! That's just fucking sick... and insane.

And where the HELL is Elisha Cuthbert?

I changed my avatar...

That's Loki, my uber-super Kittie. :)

Shakira definately on the hot side.

I still say that all the Angelina Jolie haters should find some non studio pics of her out and about. The fact that she thinks of herself as a geek is attractive too. lol. She finds the whole sex symbol thing odd and hasn't figured out what people see in her. But, as she's gotten a bit older she isn't acting like a geek anymore and she looks amazing I think.

Of course it is subjective, but her growing popularity in the last two years at least supports my theory that the more she acts like a woman, the more attractive she is, the more real she seems, the more popular she is.

Don't you love that the Olsen Twins only count as one person?

That's because they collectively weigh what one normal person weighs.

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That list, just like every list, is full of shit. It's always a popularity contest.

I'm still convinced that the "people" who made that list, never looked at pictures or viewed video, they just went on "name".

Angelina Jolie... HAHAHAHA!!! Yea... right... skank.
Jennifer Garner... Okay, she's hot, but not THAT hot.
Paris Hilton... HAHAHAHA that's just fucking sick. That broad is as nasty as fucking nasty, ugly skank.
Charlize Theron... okay, I'll give you that one... she's hot.
Haley Berry... while I don't think she's hot at all, I can see what people see in her.

And Penelope Cruz ON that list, let alone ahead of Kate Beckinsale, Katherine Heigl, Kate Bosworth, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Evangeline Lilly, and others? WHAT?!?! That's just fucking sick... and insane.

And where the HELL is Elisha Cuthbert?

I gotta agree with you on Evangeline Lilly dude, I just started watching Lost nad I just can't take my eyes off of her when she's on the screen (rule 15 postponed because I don'T have pics handy)

Right when I realized this list didnt have her I knew it wasn't legit:

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NO KIRSTEN DUNST
Who's seen the film Wimbledon? HOW cute is Kirsten in that

Angelina is NOT hot. At all.

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And where is she?:

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Right when I realized this list didnt have her I knew it wasn't legit:

+ 1

I'd also like to emphasize on Paris Hilton not being attractive, but simply a whore. A "stupid spoiled whore" to boot. South Park tells it like it is Matt Stone and Trey Parker = Geniuses

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OUCH dude! Put that away! U gon' HURT someone! wooooo!

hahaha the Jay&Bob ref was spot on btw Art! NICE!

What about my girl? She's just sooo damn cute....

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No one else on that list has a body like Selma Hayek. She's #1 in my book. Her face isn't too hard to look at either.

these lists are always just bullshit to me... i dont know how half those girls got on there

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