FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women

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Screw that list - no Famke Janssen on that list, no legitimacy.

Ehhhh-xactly

I'm only into about 15 or so of the girls on that list.Natalie Portman way too low, no Famke, no Julia Roberts, and about 70 skanks who have to have their makeup surgically removed.

kelly ripa made the list because she's adorable. And if that looks 50 to you, you need to think about vision correction surgery because a pair of coke bottles ain't gonna do shit for you. Welcome to your first post.

Elizabeth Hurley #45???? Did anyone see "Bedazzled"??

I can't agree more. Man, she's a fox.

Do you want a hot lady?... rocio guirao diaz

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6. Alyssa Milano
7. Teri Hatcher
15. Mariah Carey
27. Christina Aguilera
30. Gwen Stefani
33. Shania Twain
40. Reese Witherspoon
50. LeAnn Rimes
69. Nicole Kidman
74. Heather Graham

Yum. Problem is, I'm not sure the conversations would be that interesting.

I think the whole list is a farse. There are some foxes there but most of them are well out of order.

shakira?... you are kidding right?

good for Lindsay at #10, what a babe

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Paris Hilton is not hot. She's just a whore

Well said!!!

Even though looks are only subjective I think most people can agree this is a shitty list.

I think these look very similar.

True....

that list is obviously made by women (both the ones that appear obviously, and the ones who actually chose the bitches)

Jennifer Aniston is indeed way too low. Didn't notice that one. Natalie Portman and Eliza Dusku are way too low as well.

Re: Ripa looking 50 comment... I bet you several people on this board can name more than a few totally HOT 50 year old women. Bo Derek immediately comes to mind. Gates Mcfadden... Lynn-Holly Johnson is very close to 50 according to IMDB.... Look around IMDB, you'd be surprised.

Oh, and how close is Kim Bassinger to 50? Certainly far from ugly.

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Halle Berry is not hot. Get over it people and just admit it. She's really not. And if you think she is, she's certainly not #5.

This list is all sorts of good, dirty fun.

Thaaaank you Rane! You said it, I don't see why people go on about her being hot. I've never found her to be hot and her personallity is ridiculiously annoying.

32. The Olsen Twins

Shouldnt they count for two? 32nd and 33rd? WTF!

LOLOLOL! Sexiest women nah... the whole issue is subjective. Obviosly the people from FHM likes women with enormous lips. For example me, I like Lindsay Lohan, and Bree from Desperate Housewives because Im a sucker for the redheads.

OK, I am sorry but I would so hit every chick on there. Of coarse, at this age, I would hit anything

Where was Mila Kunis? Or Laura Prepon?

-Art

Halle Berry is hot people... good grief. lol

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I think these look very similar.

No, they don't look similar. The dog's more attractive.

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shakira?... you are kidding right?

No, Not kidding!

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Look at ani gif!

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I think these look very similar.

No, they don't look similar. The dog's more attractive.

She might be ugly but you would fuck a dog? DOGFUCKER. j/k

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I think these look very similar.

No, they don't look similar. The dog's more attractive.

She might be ugly but you would fuck a dog? DOGFUCKER. j/k

BlobVanDam:"You mean to tell me that if you were a dog you wouldn't fuck another dog?"

EyelessStorm:"Well, since you put it that way, you bet your ass I would"

BlobVanDamn:"Yo, this guy ain't one of us he said he would fuck a dog!"

-Art

and the olsen twins? BLEARGH. gross.

LOL what an appropriate smiley for the recovering bulimic!

i cant believe paris hilton made it to the 100 hottest women! list, i thought she wouldve made the "100 hottest garganzalian ploktoons from galgar 9"


and where is kirsten? she shouldve been on there!
and where is mrs portnoy?! and mrs petrucci?! this contest was unfairly judged imo

Jay and Silent Bob Strikes Back reference.

I feel special.

I would fuck neither, they both suck.

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I think these look very similar.

No, they don't look similar. The dog's more attractive.

She might be ugly but you would fuck a dog? DOGFUCKER. j/k

BlobVanDam:"You mean to tell me that if you were a dog you wouldn't fuck another dog?"

EyelessStorm:"Well, since you put it that way, you bet your ass I would"

BlobVanDamn:"Yo, this guy ain't one of us he said he would fuck a dog!"

-Art

Ha ha ha! I knew my post was asking for it.

That list, just like every list, is full of shit. It's always a popularity contest.

I'm still convinced that the "people" who made that list, never looked at pictures or viewed video, they just went on "name".

Angelina Jolie... HAHAHAHA!!! Yea... right... skank.
Jennifer Garner... Okay, she's hot, but not THAT hot.
Paris Hilton... HAHAHAHA that's just fucking sick. That broad is as nasty as fucking nasty, ugly skank.
Charlize Theron... okay, I'll give you that one... she's hot.
Haley Berry... while I don't think she's hot at all, I can see what people see in her.

And Penelope Cruz ON that list, let alone ahead of Kate Beckinsale, Katherine Heigl, Kate Bosworth, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Evangeline Lilly, and others? WHAT?!?! That's just fucking sick... and insane.

And where the HELL is Elisha Cuthbert?

Shakira definately on the hot side.

I still say that all the Angelina Jolie haters should find some non studio pics of her out and about. The fact that she thinks of herself as a geek is attractive too. lol. She finds the whole sex symbol thing odd and hasn't figured out what people see in her. But, as she's gotten a bit older she isn't acting like a geek anymore and she looks amazing I think.

Of course it is subjective, but her growing popularity in the last two years at least supports my theory that the more she acts like a woman, the more attractive she is, the more real she seems, the more popular she is.

Don't you love that the Olsen Twins only count as one person?

That's because they collectively weigh what one normal person weighs.

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That list, just like every list, is full of shit. It's always a popularity contest.

I'm still convinced that the "people" who made that list, never looked at pictures or viewed video, they just went on "name".

Angelina Jolie... HAHAHAHA!!! Yea... right... skank.
Jennifer Garner... Okay, she's hot, but not THAT hot.
Paris Hilton... HAHAHAHA that's just fucking sick. That broad is as nasty as fucking nasty, ugly skank.
Charlize Theron... okay, I'll give you that one... she's hot.
Haley Berry... while I don't think she's hot at all, I can see what people see in her.

And Penelope Cruz ON that list, let alone ahead of Kate Beckinsale, Katherine Heigl, Kate Bosworth, Catherine Zeta-Jones, Evangeline Lilly, and others? WHAT?!?! That's just fucking sick... and insane.

And where the HELL is Elisha Cuthbert?

I gotta agree with you on Evangeline Lilly dude, I just started watching Lost nad I just can't take my eyes off of her when she's on the screen (rule 15 postponed because I don'T have pics handy)

Right when I realized this list didnt have her I knew it wasn't legit:

thank you

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NO KIRSTEN DUNST
Who's seen the film Wimbledon? HOW cute is Kirsten in that

Angelina is NOT hot. At all.

TRUDAT

And where is she?:

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Right when I realized this list didnt have her I knew it wasn't legit:

+ 1

I'd also like to emphasize on Paris Hilton not being attractive, but simply a whore. A "stupid spoiled whore" to boot. South Park tells it like it is Matt Stone and Trey Parker = Geniuses

And where is she?:

OUCH dude! Put that away! U gon' HURT someone! wooooo!

hahaha the Jay&Bob ref was spot on btw Art! NICE!

What about my girl? She's just sooo damn cute....

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No one else on that list has a body like Selma Hayek. She's #1 in my book. Her face isn't too hard to look at either.

these lists are always just bullshit to me... i dont know how half those girls got on there

Tila Nguyen is in some sort of screamo band... i think that's funny..