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    PincheJoto

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    ASK PincheJoto thread!!!! Saturday, March 05, 2005 4:48 AM (permalink)
    I'm bored and wasted, so I figured I'd create a thread where you could ask me for advice/consultation/whatever. Like "ask chrisallen", but for real this time
     
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      Landon

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      RE: ASK PincheJoto thread!!!! Saturday, March 05, 2005 5:07 AM (permalink)
      Rank these sports based on ability

      Baseball
      Football
      Basketball
      Soccer
      Tennis
      Gymnastics

      Thanks
       
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        PincheJoto

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        RE: ASK PincheJoto thread!!!! Saturday, March 05, 2005 5:16 AM (permalink)
        Gymnastics
        Tennis
        Basketball
        Baseball
        Soccer
        Football

        Official dexterity rankings, btw!
         
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          RE: ASK PincheJoto thread!!!! Saturday, March 05, 2005 5:27 AM (permalink)
          List your 5 favorite bands
          " When a true genius appears in the world, you may always know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him."

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            PincheJoto

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            RE: ASK PincheJoto thread!!!! Saturday, March 05, 2005 5:30 AM (permalink)
            As of 3/5th/2005, 5:29 AM:

            1. Turbonegro
            2. The Smiths
            3. Porcupine Tree
            4. Slayer
            5. Coil
             
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              RE: ASK PincheJoto thread!!!! Saturday, March 05, 2005 5:33 AM (permalink)
              Where would one that's never heard of Turbonegro start?
              " When a true genius appears in the world, you may always know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him."

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                PincheJoto

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                RE: ASK PincheJoto thread!!!! Saturday, March 05, 2005 5:35 AM (permalink)
                Apocalypse Dudes.
                 
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                  RE: ASK PincheJoto thread!!!! Saturday, March 05, 2005 5:44 AM (permalink)
                  Has the band "Pennywise" anything to do with the clown "Pennywise" from Steven King's "It" ?
                  (Besides the name)
                  ~ Why would anyone want to be anything but a drummer! ~
                   
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                    RE: ASK PincheJoto thread!!!! Saturday, March 05, 2005 6:20 AM (permalink)
                    Hey Pinche

                    The critics and the blogs have recently been buzzing about Jesu. What's your take on this band?
                     
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                      RE: ASK PincheJoto thread!!!! Saturday, March 05, 2005 7:59 AM (permalink)
                      Is the Christian Vander Quartet album Au Sunset any good?

                       
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                        RE: ASK PincheJoto thread!!!! Saturday, March 05, 2005 8:01 AM (permalink)
                        What is your main source for discovering new bands that aren't on anyone else's radar?
                         
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                          dlifesjrny

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                          RE: ASK PincheJoto thread!!!! Saturday, March 05, 2005 9:10 AM (permalink)
                          Why is Mike Patton such a doo-doo head?


                          Wussup Slobbies!
                           
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                            RE: ASK PincheJoto thread!!!! Saturday, March 05, 2005 9:13 AM (permalink)
                            Length or girth?
                            Beware of the toes you step on today, 'cause they could be attached to the ass you'll have to kiss tomorrow.
                             
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                              RE: ASK PincheJoto thread!!!! Saturday, March 05, 2005 9:13 AM (permalink)
                              why does FNM rule so much, but other "out there" bands just fucking suck?!?!?

                              edit: except Volta. those guys rule. But they're not "out there", they're just on every fucking drug known to man.
                              <message edited by portnoy311 on Saturday, March 05, 2005 9:15 AM>
                               
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                                dlifesjrny

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                                RE: ASK PincheJoto thread!!!! Saturday, March 05, 2005 9:21 AM (permalink)

                                ORIGINAL: portnoy311

                                why does FNM rule so much, but other "out there" bands just fucking suck?!?!?

                                edit: except Volta. those guys rule. But they're not "out there", they're just on every fucking drug known to man.

                                After reading threads today, I have come to the conclusion that your fucking vocabulary is fucking \m/.



                                not



                                WOW YOU TURNED THAT ONE ON ME!!!!! Welcome to my world of completely fucking useless post, jackass.



                                except Volta. those guys rule. But they're not "out there", they're just on every fucking drug known to man.




                                furthering my theory that people are fucking stupid
                                haha, I was just joshin' man. People that can take my jokes = win. People who take offense to them = fuck off. You're one of the few people I actually respect on here.

                                I've decided recently that people basically fucking suck. I called one of my best friend's friends (follow that!), a fat slut, and screw her, she is! ..... anyway, post your thoughts about people just fucking sucking ass.

                                (from the fuck people thread...)
                                and whoever posts to this thread, trying to be sarcastic, 1. you're not going to be a bigger smartass than me. 2. You're just proving my thought, and proving to the world that you indeed, fucking suck ass.

                                if you mean W, as in our President, you are worse than John Kerry and the millions of tree-hugging assfuckers who voted for him.

                                Umm wow way to be creative. Maybe you learned that shit from listening to the power metal bands you listen to, and sucking all their fucking asses.


                                fucking That's fucking just fucking a small fucking handful. fucking You fucking are probably fucking the first fucking annoying fucking person fucking I fucking will fucking use fucking the fucking red fucking lightfucking on.fuckingfuckingfuckingfuckingfuckingfuckingfuckingfucking Bye Byefuckingfuckingfuckingfuckingfucking.
                                <message edited by dlifesjrny on Saturday, March 05, 2005 9:28 AM>
                                 
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                                  RE: ASK PincheJoto thread!!!! Saturday, March 05, 2005 9:58 AM (permalink)

                                  ORIGINAL: dlifesjrny

                                  After reading threads today, I have come to the conclusion that your fucking vocabulary is fucking \m/.



                                  From the Boondock Saints
                                  Rocco: Fucking - what the fucking fuck - who the fuck - fuck this - fucking - how did you two fucking fucks - FUCK!
                                  Connor: Well, that certain illustrates the diversity of the word.
                                   
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                                    RE: ASK PincheJoto thread!!!! Saturday, March 05, 2005 10:18 AM (permalink)


                                    ORIGINAL: Jeff G

                                    Length or girth?



                                    Pinche, allow me to take this one... definitely BOTH.
                                    i apply my personality in a paste.
                                     
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                                      chemistry class

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                                      RE: ASK PincheJoto thread!!!! Saturday, March 05, 2005 10:29 AM (permalink)
                                      Why are we members of this board?
                                      "I am not a crook"
                                       
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                                        RE: ASK PincheJoto thread!!!! Saturday, March 05, 2005 10:37 AM (permalink)


                                        ORIGINAL: TLSOrchard


                                        ORIGINAL: Jeff G

                                        Length or girth?



                                        Pinche, allow me to take this one... definitely BOTH.


                                        CRAP!!!
                                         
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                                          RE: ASK PincheJoto thread!!!! Saturday, March 05, 2005 11:20 AM (permalink)
                                          As pinchejoto's agent, I must announce that he has officially passed out from alcohol and will be resuming his Ask Pinchejoto duties shortly following his morning pukeshower. Thank you. Please direct all inquiries to portnoy311, because he thinks you fucking suck, fucking fuck.
                                           
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                                            RE: ASK PincheJoto thread!!!! Saturday, March 05, 2005 11:34 AM (permalink)
                                            I'm hungover, help me
                                            {o,o} |)__) -"-"- O RLY?
                                             
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                                              RE: ASK PincheJoto thread!!!! Saturday, March 05, 2005 11:42 AM (permalink)
                                              What is that freaky dude in your avatar?
                                               
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                                                RE: ASK PincheJoto thread!!!! Saturday, March 05, 2005 12:07 PM (permalink)
                                                Can you please explain what does your nickname means?
                                                Which do you like best green ketchup or normal ketchup?
                                                 
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                                                  PincheJoto

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                                                  RE: ASK PincheJoto thread!!!! Saturday, March 05, 2005 12:21 PM (permalink)
                                                  I'm still rejoicing in my inebriation.

                                                  J.A.D. = Yes. As far as I know they were named after that clown. That's one shitty punk band, btw.

                                                  bring down the godhead = Jesu's my album of 2005 so far. The Godflesh similarities are there of course, but they're taken to the next step in terms of melancholy and general broodingness. Amazing stuff. Try and look up the Jap version of the album, since it has 2 remixes and I have no idea how good they are. Knowing Justin, they must kick as much ass as the album.

                                                  Kyo: Haven't heard any solo Vander yet. With luck, I'll be able to dive deeper in the Magma oceans this year!

                                                  PeruvianGoat: I'm curious, and tend to poke around the internet a lot.

                                                  Daniel: Must be all that hair gel!

                                                  Jeff: I've been blessed with both

                                                  Portnoy311: Like any other genre, "freak/weird" bands are mostly shit. But finding out the good 1% makes the sifting through a swamp of shit totally worth your while. Most bands that are influenced by FNM are nothing but clone hackery, though.

                                                  chemistry class: I'm still trying to figure that one out. Seriously.

                                                  Jared: Your services were terminated after you cancelled my appearance in the Peruvian Cocaine Congress of 2003. Resign, OR ELSE.

                                                  mandrake: Water and calling sluts do the trick for me.

                                                  carpediem930: My pimp.

                                                  Mike_Petrucci: Ask a mexican. Regular.
                                                   
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                                                    chrisallen

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                                                    RE: ASK PincheJoto thread!!!! Saturday, March 05, 2005 3:46 PM (permalink)
                                                    why are you stealing my stuff
                                                     
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                                                      PincheJoto

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                                                      RE: ASK PincheJoto thread!!!! Saturday, March 05, 2005 5:17 PM (permalink)
                                                      Because I'm too cool to come up with ideas of my own!
                                                       
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                                                        DaNcEr Of EtErNiTy

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                                                        RE: ASK PincheJoto thread!!!! Saturday, March 05, 2005 5:28 PM (permalink)
                                                        I'm a mexican...so here is your response about PINCHEJOTO's nickname meanning....

                                                        PINCHE - FUCKIN
                                                        JOTO - EFFEMINATE

                                                        fuckin effeminate = PincheJoto

                                                        .....and my question to you PJ is this.....

                                                        Are you really a PincheJoto or what are you trying to say with that???
                                                         
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                                                          RE: ASK PincheJoto thread!!!! Saturday, March 05, 2005 5:39 PM (permalink)
                                                          Why are you such a pinchejoto?
                                                          " Brooks is always right of course..." - dabby
                                                          " If you are flammable and have legs, you are NEVER blocking a fire exit." - Mitch Hedburg

                                                          DOWN FACTOR - MURDER THE WORLD October 200million
                                                           
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                                                            RE: ASK PincheJoto thread!!!! Saturday, March 05, 2005 5:41 PM (permalink)
                                                            Well, since someone *cough*Wey*cough* didn't answer my question in...wtf was it...the "Hey Wey!!" thread, I figure I'll ask you Pinche...because you're cool and I remember talking to you one day in #mikechat...WHEN IT WAS #Mikechat (RIP ).

                                                            Anyway...Why do students have to learn all this math stuff like functions or even the slope of a line? Am I honestly going to need to solve a huge ass equation somewhere other than math class in my life? Like when I get married will my future husband say "You can't marry me unless you solve this math problem using the quadratic formula...Oh wait, and you can't use a calculator either or pen and paper, you need to use change and cheese"?
                                                            <message edited by Cecilia on Saturday, March 05, 2005 5:42 PM>
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                                                              RE: ASK PincheJoto thread!!!! Saturday, March 05, 2005 5:50 PM (permalink)
                                                              What's "ask chrisallen"? I almost dated a guy named Chris Allen.

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                                                                RE: ASK PincheJoto thread!!!! Saturday, March 05, 2005 6:27 PM (permalink)
                                                                chrisallen is a forumer here who started a rather original and funny thread where you can ask him for advice and just any question and he will answer, much like a columist like Dear Abby or a talk show host.

                                                                So Pinch, what level of Hell will I be in when I die?
                                                                 
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                                                                  Cecilia

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                                                                  RE: ASK PincheJoto thread!!!! Saturday, March 05, 2005 6:36 PM (permalink)

                                                                  ORIGINAL: Monk

                                                                  chrisallen is a forumer here who started a rather original and funny thread where you can ask him for advice and just any question and he will answer, much like a columist like Dear Abby or a talk show host.

                                                                  So Pinch, what level of Hell will I be in when I die?


                                                                  wasn't "ask Chroma" before that? with several versions?
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                                                                    Monk

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                                                                    RE: ASK PincheJoto thread!!!! Saturday, March 05, 2005 6:41 PM (permalink)

                                                                    ORIGINAL: Cecilia


                                                                    ORIGINAL: Monk

                                                                    chrisallen is a forumer here who started a rather original and funny thread where you can ask him for advice and just any question and he will answer, much like a columist like Dear Abby or a talk show host.

                                                                    So Pinch, what level of Hell will I be in when I die?


                                                                    wasn't "ask Chroma" before that? with several versions?


                                                                    Probably before my time
                                                                     
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                                                                      PincheJoto

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                                                                      RE: ASK PincheJoto thread!!!! Saturday, March 05, 2005 6:59 PM (permalink)
                                                                      Dancer of Eternity: Alternating caps with lowercase typing is an inequivocal sign of mental defficiency. Stop that. The answer is whatever works for you.

                                                                      Brooks: I'm actually trying to model my life after your footsteps, like that lame kid in mikechat back in the day. Luckily I'll achieve one iota of the pinchejoto-ness you possess!

                                                                      Cecilia: Fuck homework. Equations won't help you for shit in your life. Best thing you can do in your high school years is have the most fun you can, and try not to fuck up too often. Drink away!

                                                                      Monk: With hope, you'll be on my circle of doom, in which we'll be subjected to the horrible torture of listening to Maroon 5, Hoobastank and Pain of Salvation mash-ups.
                                                                       
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                                                                        Cecilia

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                                                                        RE: ASK PincheJoto thread!!!! Saturday, March 05, 2005 7:04 PM (permalink)

                                                                        Cecilia: Fuck homework. Equations won't help you for shit in your life. Best thing you can do in your high school years is have the most fun you can, and try not to fuck up too often. Drink away!


                                                                        I'm not in high school anymore...I actually graduated last June...ontime and I'm in college now. Your response rules though.
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                                                                          RE: ASK PincheJoto thread!!!! Saturday, March 05, 2005 7:19 PM (permalink)
                                                                          Pinche, have you humped anyone lately? And if so, were they nearly as good at that one drunken night with the sweet goat and the gaggle of chicken farmerz?

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                                                                            RE: ASK PincheJoto thread!!!! Saturday, March 05, 2005 7:31 PM (permalink)
                                                                            3 Questions

                                                                            1- Which is better in your opinion Peruvian Pisco or the one from Chile?
                                                                            2- Where is the Pisco really from?
                                                                            3- Which is better in your opinion Ecuadorian ceviche or Peruvian ceviche?
                                                                             
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                                                                              RE: ASK PincheJoto thread!!!! Saturday, March 05, 2005 7:42 PM (permalink)
                                                                              hey PJ:

                                                                              Where's your head at?
                                                                              Who let the dogs out?
                                                                              Where have all the real men gone?
                                                                              Would you know my name if I saw you in heaven?

                                                                              Real question: Does DT have any songs titles that are a question?!
                                                                               
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                                                                                RE: ASK PincheJoto thread!!!! Saturday, March 05, 2005 9:08 PM (permalink)

                                                                                ORIGINAL: Mike_Petrucci

                                                                                3 Questions

                                                                                1- Which is better in your opinion Peruvian Pisco or the one from Chile?
                                                                                2- Where is the Pisco really from?
                                                                                3- Which is better in your opinion Ecuadorian ceviche or Peruvian ceviche?


                                                                                He's peruvian, you know what answers you're gonna get

                                                                                BTW peruvian ceviche pwns ya
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