Gorgoroth: The Tr00est Of Tr00?

C'mon people, Rooooooooad Trip to Tijuana!!!

the flyer link doesn't work for me

I still say that all this is teh funny.
I mean, honestly, the image? The message? It's just so silly. Decapitated goat heads on stakes around the stage has got to smell awful. And the made-from-sticks or ginger root or whatever-the-hell-that-crap-is inverted crosses. And that face make-up. And those spiked gauntlets.

And not to mention, ¡Dantesco!

I bet Suave is Gorgoroth's PR manager.

Have any of you actually listened to a Gorgoroth song?

My curiosity got the best of me and I downloaded a video of them playing the song "Revelation Of Doom," and I had to fight myself to watch the whole video. It was absolutely horrible.

I bought a CD, I don't think i got very far into it before i turned it off, i've kind of blocked it out of my memory though so i don't remember what it's like, i just remember thinking that was a waste of money. Maybe one of these days i'll give it another spin... and no doubt regret it.

Morrie

ORIGINAL: balerion

I bet Suave is Gorgoroth's PR manager.

They actually offered me the gig, but when I mentioned to them that too much corpse pain ruins my complexion, they determined that I wasn't tr00 enough and continued their search.

ORIGINAL: los monster

the flyer link doesn't work for me

Sorry for the late post Moustro, hope I didn't ruin any trip plans for you??? At my end the link works fine but hopefully this other link will work for you.

Another link for the Tijuana Flyer

And cross you fingers people, I may get a hold of some pictures from Teh ACCOPULIPSE @ TJ soon!!!

I'm bumping this, as I had a flash of photoshop inspiration and this seemed like the most appropriate place to post it.

So, ladies and gentlemen, I give you the frontman of Kajagoogooroth...


LIMAAHL!

OH MY GOD....

LOL!!!!!!

ORIGINAL: NeiloMac

So, ladies and gentlemen, I give you the frontman of Kajagoogooroth...

HOLY CRAP!!

TOO SHY SHY!!
HUSH HUSH!!
GOUGE YOUR EYE!!!

LMFAO!!

Dude, that's similar to the slightly more crapular MS Paint job I did in the Most Ridiculous Black Metal Pictures thread:

ORIGINAL: Big Suave

ORIGINAL: NeiloMac

So, ladies and gentlemen, I give you the frontman of Kajagoogooroth...

HOLY CRAP!!

TOO SHY SHY!!
HUSH HUSH!!
GOUGE YOUR EYE!!!

LMFAO!!

Dammit Matt! Good thing I read this PRIOR to taking a big drink of water. Otherwise, your funny ass would be buying me a new monitor and keyboard! You never cease to crack me up.

Sorry, peeps. Feeling nostaligic tonight. This thread's too legendary to just allow it to fade away...

While my kid was watching the Wiggles this morning for the billionth time, my mind drifted back to the Gaahl/Wiggles pic, and I just had to dig this up.

LOL Suave, I was actually thinking about when you were going to bump this thread again.


*me waits for suave to bump the black metal pics thread*

The powers of this thread are SO vast, that people I know who do not post, visit, or even know about this site are hip to Gaahl, octobarns and Gorgoroth.

ORIGINAL: drumline0671

*me waits for suave to bump the black metal pics thread*

Wait no longer, friend.

let the photoshop hilarity resume!!!

ORIGINAL: Cassie5563

let the photoshop hilarity resume!!!

Ghaal + fugly kicking so-called chick??

Still troo

ORIGINAL: Cassie5563
let the photoshop hilarity resume!!!

http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/tm.aspx?m=755348&mpage=1򸽭

Troo, troo

I still think gaahl photoshops are funny. Actually, I was asking for a photoshop of gaahl onto an uncle sam "I want you!" poster in "The DRAFT" thread. What do you say, Steve?

ORIGINAL: Arkhayne
What do you say, Steve?

I'm afraid I say "Gaahl's time has passed." However, I may bring him out of retirement on occasion if I think he would be really funny in a certain situation. And, of course, he will keep popping up on my cliche montage.

Gorgoroth just isn't too cool anymore.

They've got nothing on SMEGMACHRIST.

ORIGINAL: Big Suave

Sorry, peeps. Feeling nostaligic tonight. This thread's too legendary to just allow it to fade away...

While my kid was watching the Wiggles this morning for the billionth time, my mind drifted back to the Gaahl/Wiggles pic, and I just had to dig this up.

Oh nOOO! Your son watches the Wiggles too?!?!? We must break our kids from this hideous filth.

I just re-read this whole thread and listened to some tr00 metal, and it just confirmed my beliefs about how stupid, ridiculous and non-talented/noise/general shitcrap Black Metal is.

ORIGINAL: dcdelux

Oh nOOO! Your son watches the Wiggles too?!?!? We must break our kids from this hideous filth.

What's worse is that those freaking songs stay stuck in my head all damn day! We need Gaahl to join the Wiggles officially, so he can lay down some kvlt and tr00 battery-acid-guzzling growls over the top of stuff like "Fruit Salad", "Get Ready To Wiggle", and "Go Captain Feathersword, Ahoy"!

MAN THATS EXTREME.........

Old post... let it die already lol ( which is ironic because by posting im doing the exact opposite

ORIGINAL: rushnpinktheater

Old post... let it die already lol ( which is ironic because by posting im doing the exact opposite

No way, this thread is classic.

ORIGINAL: drumline0671

ORIGINAL: rushnpinktheater

Old post... let it die already lol ( which is ironic because by posting im doing the exact opposite

No way, this thread is classic.

Word! Especially when there's news to report, such as this:

GORGOROTH Singer's Appeal Case Begins - Feb. 21, 2005

GORGOROTH frontman Gaahl's appeal case began last week in connection with the 18-month sentence he received last May for beating a 41-year-old man in what the victim called a ritual attack.

The 29-year-old black metal vocalist, who has several prior convictions, including one for assault and battery, was sentenced at Sunnfjord court in Forde, Norway. In addition to the prison term, Gaahl was ordered to pay 100,000 NOK (approximately $15,800) in damages to the victim.

In the court of appeals last Wednesday (Feb. 16), Gaahl explained that he was attacked by the 41-year-old man without provocation.

"He grabbed me and started banging me against the wall," the 29-year-old explained.

The accused claims that he cannot remember everything that happened the night that the fight took place.

"The last thing I remember before everything turned black is that I was lying on a sofa trying to protect myself from his punches," Gaahl said. "When I came to my senses again, I was standing on the floor while he was sitting on a chair bleeding."

Gaahl says that he does not remember using any violence and cannot tell what happened from the time he was lying on a sofa until he regained consciousness.

"I was standing on the floor, so I must have defended myself without being able to say how," Gaahl said.

The 41-year-old victim, whose identity hasn't been revealed, was hit and kicked several times in the face and head and needed stitches to close cuts in his head. His nose was broken and he suffered major dental damage.

Speaking to the U.K.'s Metal Hammer magazine last spring, Gaahl shed light on details overlooked by the police — something he believes to be the key factor in the comparatively short sentence.

"He left a weapon in my house that has my blood on it," Gaahl said. "The police picked up the object but they didn't run any tests to check out whose blood it was. On the first day of the trial, the judge mentioned that I could get anything up to 12 years, but in the end, the prosecution requested 18 months. This is a strong piece of evidence that I will use of the appeal.

"If the appeal does not work, I will have to go to prison for 11 months, 'cause I've already served some of it last year, but it could take one to three years before it happens anyway, because there is a long waiting list for prisons in Norway."

"If the appeal does not work, I will have to go to prison for 11 months, 'cause I've already served some of it last year, but it could take one to three years before it happens anyway, because there is a long waiting list for prisons in Norway."

Well I think we have some room over here in a Federal Pound You in the Ass Prison.

Kyo: I don't know what's more laughable, the band's behaviour or that of the Polish police. So they had someone naked up on a cross - big f'n deal. But I guess if you desperately WANT to be offended, you'll always find a reason.

Please don't tell me that this reason is hard to be found to be offended......!
And well, please tell me as well that this kind of BS must end somewhere.

It's so freaking childish. It's just a bunch of kids (on grown-up bodies) that want to be cool and evil, and come up with more evil ideas everytime.
I think it's childish. Look at me, I kill sheep and paint my body with it! Now I'm cool. w00t.

I'm really sorry for idiots like them who apparantly like it to waste their life that way.
I respect Mike Portnoy and the DT-gang for making good music and not getting totally drawn away by their image. Imagine that DT had such a wannabe-evil attitude.

d00d, you are completely missing the tr00 nature of this thread...

Cybershy is totally not gr1m, tr00, n3cr0 or KVLT

tr00!

lol hahahaha

ORIGINAL: gangstayoda

tr00!

lol hahahaha

Someone needs to get their money back from Glamour Shots