Gorgoroth: The Tr00est Of Tr00?

ROFLMAO!!!! Gaahl lives!

ORIGINAL: NeiloMac

Dude... I'm practically CRYING here!! Classic!!! Especially the fine-print. Awesome.

ORIGINAL: MetalDestruction
black metal is a tradition in Norwegian countries

LOL!

OH NOS GAAHL CARRIES ON!

HAHAHAHAHHAA...I knew Gaahl would do something stupid. BTW, Black Metal Videos, are ase funny as watching a comedy show.

ORIGINAL: SymphonyOfDreams

ORIGINAL: MetalDestruction
black metal is a tradition in Norwegian countries

LOL!

Haha, I was laughing at that too. So, people, what is your favorite Norwegian country? Should we make a new thread out of this?

Mine is Norway. How about you?

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHL

NONE MORE TR00!!!!!

GORGOROTH's Sold-Out Concert In El Salvador Ends In Riot - Nov. 9, 2004

Norwegian black metallers GORGOROTH made headlines in major Latin American newspapers after the audience rioted at their show in San Salvador (capital of El Salvador) on Saturday (Nov. 6). According to a posting on the band's web site, "the audience got so ecstatic over the presence of the first black metal act visiting their country that the situation got totally out of control. The security and the police could not handle the people outside the venue so they had to call in the special forces, 'del cuerpo de Proteccion a Personalides Importantes' (PPI). When the PPI reached the venue the masses of people not getting a ticket for the already sold-out show kicked in the entrance door and lots of fighting between the audience began. The audience started to kick in doors and toilets, several injuries occured and major damages to the venue. The PPI decided in the end to use gas on the audience to get the situation under control. When GORGOROTH entered the stage 30 security people had to be on stage preventing the audience to enter it. The fighting [continued] through GORGOROTH's performance and the PPI and the police had to hold the audience inside the venue with firearms to get the band in safety. GORGOROTH [walked away] from the incident without any injuries."

GORGOROTH drew international attention in early February after they were accused of "offending religious feelings" during a concert in Poland. The band were also suspected of breaching the Polish law on protection of animals by displaying the severed and impaled heads of sheep as part of their stage act.

tr00 p0wa

SUAVE GETS SUAVED!

http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/tm.asp?m=663038

ORIGINAL: NeiloMac

SUAVE GETS SUAVED!

http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/tm.asp?m=663038

D'OH!!! Thank you sir, may I have another???

LOL!

Some pics from the riot:

Imagine what would happen if Dream Theater went to El Salvador... Gogoroth gets a riot, people would fucking spontaneously combust for DT!

ORIGINAL: Godzilla

Imagine what would happen if Dream Theater went to El Salvador... Gogoroth gets a riot, people would fucking spontaneously combust for DT!

Nail.....on......head, Scotty put this in the FAQ as the reason why DT will not come to Chile. They are saving lives by not going to South America.

ORIGINAL: Godzilla

Imagine what would happen if Dream Theater went to El Salvador... Gogoroth gets a riot, people would fucking spontaneously combust for DT!

Yes, in 19/16 no less!

Must admit that Gaahl gains some points with his 'Stage Presence'. Probably wins the 'Best Scary Stage Persona of 2004' Award.

I don't speak Spanish. Nevertheless, this is the best caption I've ever read:

"Gaahl arranco el espectaculo con Procreating Satan de su nuevo disco"

So is Ghaal out of prison or is that an imposter?

ORIGINAL: Whiskeyjack

So is Ghaal out of prison or is that an imposter?

What do you think, they just photoshopped his picture onto the pages of that magazine?

ORIGINAL: paranoid70

What do you think, they just photoshopped his picture onto the pages of that magazine?

LMFAO!! Yeah, who would ever DO such a thing???

ORIGINAL: Big Suave

ORIGINAL: paranoid70

What do you think, they just photoshopped his picture onto the pages of that magazine?

LMFAO!! Yeah, who would ever DO such a thing???

Well, now we know what MaxTroy's been up to since he got banned.

That is seriously metal

Would not happen to Justim Timberlake

http://members.msn.com/default.msnw?guids=5qpMmdtxtE0ZlX2*d3hrULlv2elGZA3dqnhhYl3f6v7zZFes1jpRcj!0OwqT1LF4TD

- The guitarists' MSN profile

http://members.msn.com/default.msnw?guids=58MFDb8v1Eq639*Jz1ymB1Cq!jrW3*z!bzl!D2FINKBetARbgDMgQxLLIWZUofAZSt

- The bassists' MSN profile!!!!


And to think they used to have a drummer called "Goat Perverter"......

wow.

who knew so many El Salvadorans were longhorn fans.

ARrrrrrRRGGgghhhH.....this makes me want to wear corpse paint to a black metal show!

Are there any pictures of Gaahl without his makeup on? I've never seen any...

ORIGINAL: starclassicmaple

Are there any pictures of Gaahl without his makeup on? I've never seen any...

He wears MAKE-UP?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Anyway, worrying about make-up is a Kiss thing. And we all know Kiss is not tr00. Gaahl eats Gene's ass, balls and 1 inch boots for breakfest.

ORIGINAL: Mountain Jester

ORIGINAL: starclassicmaple

Are there any pictures of Gaahl without his makeup on? I've never seen any...

He wears MAKE-UP?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Anyway, worrying about make-up is a Kiss thing. And we all know Kiss is not tr00. Gaahl eats Gene's ass, balls and 1 inch boots for breakfest.

Make up all the time!!! that is teh tr00. But I was noticing some of those pics from the spanish mag look like their faces were blurred because maybe they were removing make-up or something...I want to see the man behind the make-up now dammit!!! gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

I gotta hand it to Gorgoroth's bass player, that motherfucker is the most metal anyone can get, I came to that conclusion just from reading his msn profile Scratch provided.. I mean come on, is this satanic and metal or what?

Raindrops on roses,
And whiskers on kittens,
Bright copper kettles,
And warm woollen mittens,
Brown paper packages,
Tied up with strings,
These are a few of my favorite things

Bump teh Gaahl!!

ORIGINAL: Big Suave

Some pics from the riot:

Is it just me, or is the whole concept of Gaahl and Gorgoroth just silly? I look at those pictures, and I can't help but start laughing.

Then again, who am I to laught at teh tr00 black metal? \m/

I just read the text in the pictures of the newpaper/magazine. Fucking hilarius! Most of the funny stuff is just impossible to translate because it has to do with the way it's written. However, one of my favorite parts translates to something like "The young people that go to these events are violent, drug addicts, and satanists". Gorgoroth news are always fun!

OMG!!!! They are getting closer... TJ is gona be DANTESCO!!!

Gorgoroth at Tijuana Flyer

Alright, I *really* wamt to know the meaning of 'DANTESCO!' now!!!!11

I guess the promoter must have a fit thinking about health and safety at work rules

Alright, I *really* wamt to know the meaning of 'DANTESCO!' now!!!!11

Derives from Dante and his Inferno... It's sort of...something close to apocalyptic (in an exaggerated way), a complete chaos!

And you thought you'd never need an Spanish guy in the Forum Huh?

Argh!! Teh Gaahl = Teh ACCOPULIPSE!!! and teh four horsemen riders of Dooooooommm!!!!111