Funniest single line in a movie?

It's those 'mistakes' that result in your unique style.

ha, wrong thread but i'm sure that's in some movie
 

rhy99


"Hell, I'd piss on a sparkplug it I thought it would do any good!"

spar

One of my fav movies ever.

  "It´s like watching a bunch of retards trying to fuck a doorknob out there!"
 

SebaiGiz Frill


  "It´s like watching a bunch of retards trying to fuck a doorknob out there!"

was just coming here to add that line!  LOVE that movie!
Another from that movie...
"Pepper needs new shorts!"

It never ceases to amaze me in these threads how everyone assumes the reader has seen literally every movie that might have a funny line. Simply stating what movie you're talking about is really that hard huh?

Well I personally find, when reading these, that it is fun not knowing what movie someone is talking about, seeing if I can guess, and then looking up facts about the movie. I think someone can specifically ask for names if they want... that must also sound really hard huh?

portnoy311


It never ceases to amaze me in these threads how everyone assumes the reader has seen literally every movie that might have a funny line. Simply stating what movie you're talking about is really that hard huh?

Heheh

From the movie Slither when Nathan Fillion looks through the window and see the gigantic blob of alien and says "That's some fucked up shit"

No more yankie my wankie.... The Donger need food.

It is ok to post quotes but please do not violate Rule#3 and Rule#7.
 

DougMasters


Well I personally find, when reading these, that it is fun not knowing what movie someone is talking about, seeing if I can guess, and then looking up facts about the movie. I think someone can specifically ask for names if they want... that must also sound really hard huh?

Yeah, I intentionally left mine unlabelled. If you've seen the movie and you laugh at the same things I do, chances are you'll recognize the lines.
 
My 3 were from Dr. Strangelove, Blazing Saddles, and Raising Arizona. I've enjoyed reading everyone else's though. History of the World has some great ones.

Nippett


It is ok to post quotes but please do not violate Rule#3 and Rule#7.

I like how when mods post in threads like these they assume we have all the rules memorized. Really that hard to clarify what you're talking about huh?
 

portnoy311

Nippett


It is ok to post quotes but please do not violate Rule#3 and Rule#7.

I like how when mods post in threads like these they assume we have all the rules memorized. Really that hard to clarify what you're talking about huh?

 
Just for you portnoy311.
http://www.mikeportnoy.com/forum/m2741708.aspx
 
 

"Oooh, he's got an arm off!"
 
"See you at the party Richter!"

"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

"Just...shut up...and drive...before I kick your fuckin' teeth in." - Chucky from Child's Play 2 

"What's wrong with a little feast on our time?"

"37."

"Freeze sucker bitch!!!!"  (Tim Robbins in 'Nothing To Lose')

Unbelievable21

lord of chaos


"ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?"

ALMOST the same one as me.

"DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?!"

I love these. Also "That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten." Couple other funny lines from that movie I want to post, but would violate Rule 7. 
 
 

"It's tip top Tommy, I'm just not sure about the colour"
Turkish on the state of his caravan while ripping the door off (Snatch)
 
"You bet your bullocks to a barn dance you're not backing out!"
Bricktop (Snatch) 
 
EDIT: Had to add this one:
"Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON."
Avi (Snatch)
 
I can quote the whole frigging movie 'cause it is full of amazing dialogue.

"Hey Griswold! Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?"
"Bend over and I'll show ya!"
 
I better not have to say what movie that is from. I refuse. If you don't get that one, your life is incomplete thus far.

You´re not an asshole Mark, you´re just trying so hard to be one"

"Is it true that chicks fart if you blast them in the ass?" - Jay...Dogma (1999)

"You're a smelly pirate whore!!"

Anchorman, but that movie has so many awesome quotes.

"You can't dust for vomit."
 
"Well, this piece is called 'Lick My Love Pump."
 
"The Isle of Lucy jazz and blues festival."
 
If you don't know where these are from, Google 'em.

Stripes:
"Lighten up Francis" 
 
Trading Places:
"Hey hey, bubbles man, when we was growin' up, if we wanted a Jacuzzi, we had to fart in the tub."
 
 

from Undercover Brother:
 
Undercover Brother: You know what they say, behind every great black man...
Conspiracy Brother: is the police
Undercover Brother: No!
Smart Brother: A bunch of slow white athletes
Undercover Brother: No!
White She-Devil: A cute butt
Undercover Brother: No!
Lance: Probable cause

I could go on all day from that one movie:
 
"Do me a favor. Just kick my ass, okay? Kick this ass for a man, that's all. Kick my ass. Enjoy. Come on. I'm not asking, I'm telling with this. Kick my ass."
 
 
"This pretentious ponderous collection of religious rock psalms is enough to prompt the question, 'What day did the Lord create Spinal Tap, and couldn't he have rested on that day too?'"

"As long as there's, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll."
 
"The Boston gig has been cancelled..."
"What?"
"Yeah. I wouldn't worry about it though, it's not a big college town. "
 
 

There's IOU's for everything...this ones for a car, 275 thou...you might wanna keep
that.

Always had a soft spot for Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet, not a comedy but seriously hilarious
 
Hopper to Kyle Maclachlan: Heineken, fuck that shit, Pabst blue ribbon!!! 
 
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