Lamest. Article. Ever.

I have no words... 

Uhm.  Neither do I.

I actually can't...  Wow.  What the Hell.

That is the dumbest idea ever, and a bigger waste of money then almost anything else.

You mean you guys don't talk to the moon?

No, but I talk to my plush toys. And they all agreed that the article was lame.

This is sexually assaulting the moon, essentially.

Disgrace.

Death5561


That is the dumbest idea ever, and a bigger waste of money then almost anything else.

What, crashing the spacecraft into the moon? It's been orbiting the moon for a long time now, and has reached the end of its life span. Bringing it back to earth isn't feasable, so they'll crash it to get one last use from the spacecraft.

RobertB


This is sexually assaulting the moon, essentially.

I disagree. I think she likes it.

And looking at her craters, I wouldn't say the moon looks like a girl of decency anyway.

"Hey guys, we can't play tonight. I was gonna change the strings on my guitar, but I talked to them and they said they don't want me to."

Would be funny though if the Moon gets totally pissed and busts a freakin' cap in someone.

By the way, here's some hi-def video captured by said spacecraft. This is actual footage of the moon surface, very cool!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJmT3dPbwHE

I just asked the moon, and she said to stop cockblocking as she hasn't been "probed" in years.

I'm just gonna spare somebody else the embarrassment and say, right now, "Houston, we have a condom"

Naigewron


By the way, here's some hi-def video captured by said spacecraft. This is actual footage of the moon surface, very cool!

No, it's fake. They edited out the alien bases on the surface, and the spaceships lifting off and landing.

exabyte

Naigewron


By the way, here's some hi-def video captured by said spacecraft. This is actual footage of the moon surface, very cool!

No, it's fake. They edited out the alien bases on the surface, and the spaceships lifting off and landing.

Well, that goes without saying. The surface is real, however

"It is an example of the domination of the left-brained rational scientific approach over the intuitive"

The fact that she says that like it's a bad thing tells you all you need to know. That, and her bio:

"Satya is a priestess, a shaman, a visionary, and a scholar focusing primarily on astrology, Earth changes, and 2012. She has been studying astrology and delving deep into the mysteries since 1994. She has a passion to discover how it all works, and to communicate her findings with others."

Jesus. Somebody get the net.

Her other articles are just as juvenile. Wow.

exabyte

I disagree. I think she likes it.

And looking at her craters, I wouldn't say the moon looks like a girl of decency anyway.

 
Plus
 

ganpondorodf


I'm just gonna spare somebody else the embarrassment and say, right now, "Houston, we have a condom"

Equals
 

 
You two win the thread.

Isn't there someone on the forum with a sig that's actually a quote from Tori Amos saying the very same thing?

Naigewron

Death5561


That is the dumbest idea ever, and a bigger waste of money then almost anything else.

What, crashing the spacecraft into the moon? It's been orbiting the moon for a long time now, and has reached the end of its life span. Bringing it back to earth isn't feasable, so they'll crash it to get one last use from the spacecraft.

Yeah, it was launched on September 2007, and it was planned to run for one year, it almost ran for 2 years, it took some of the greatest pictures of the Moon I've seen, they're awesome, aswell as the videos, it did an amazing job.

I tried to see the impact on the live telescope, but it couldn't capture it, I'm expecting to see pictures of the impact one of these days, I'm sure there will be some.

Well, RIP KAGUYA, you will be missed :p

Guys, guys, it's satire!

Guys, guys... I just checked with the Moon, and she was totally down with the Kaguya thing. Nothing to worry about.

Satire or not... it's bad either way. I am getting that the person who wrote this never passed an English 101 course with anything higher than a D+.

ganpondorodf


I'm just gonna spare somebody else the embarrassment and say, right now, "Houston, we have a condom"

  You owe me one HP USB Keyboard, you fucker

KirksNoseHair

ganpondorodf


I'm just gonna spare somebody else the embarrassment and say, right now, "Houston, we have a condom"

  You owe me one HP USB Keyboard, you fucker

AHAH I missed that one. LMAO.

TrueSagan


Guys, guys, it's satire!

Please show me where cause I want to believe it is satire.

TrueSagan


Guys, guys, it's satire!

No, its not.  Look at her other articles.  Its new-age astrology BS.

Well... i dont talk to he moon.... i bark at the moon

Chris Hinton

TrueSagan


Guys, guys, it's satire!

No, its not.  Look at her other articles.  Its new-age astrology BS.

No way man, there's just no way.

TrueSagan

Chris Hinton


No, its not.  Look at her other articles.  Its new-age astrology BS.

No way man, there's just no way.

You should never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

Sound to me like someone has had a little too much weed lately.

No offense to the tokers on the forum meant, of course.

.......

(^ speechless)

The posts in this thread are pure gold.
And the responses to the article are pure gold too.

check out her other articles.

http://www.examiner.com/x-12038-SF-Astrology-Examiner~y2009m5d28-Venus-and-Mars-are-flirting-with-each-other

'And if your head explodes with dark forbodings too,
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon...'

... Honestly, what?

Sataya Harvey
SF Astrology Examiner

This explains everything.

1) Forwarded to everybody in the office
2) Bookmarked so I can continue reading the comments

Chris Hinton

TrueSagan


Guys, guys, it's satire!

No, its not.  Look at her other articles.  Its new-age astrology BS.

This was my first idea as well. You cannot underestimate the direction that new-age astrology, psychology or psychoanalysis has taken these days. I mean, was I only one who was rolling his eyes during the movie "What the Bleep Do We Know?"

Monk


This was my first idea as well. You cannot underestimate the direction that new-age astrology, psychology or psychoanalysis has taken these days. I mean, was I only one who was rolling his eyes during the movie "What the Bleep Do We Know?"

Erm... Psychology is just studying human metal functions and behaviours. And "new age" psychology is just improving in these regards. It might be not fully scientific in some aspects, there might be some loonies working in the field (like everywhere), some of them might be more vocal than the rest, but just because someone who has a degree in psychology decided to speak some BS, doesn't mean you can lump the whole field and its modern development together with astrology.

But yeah, I didn't even watch that movie. Just reading a short summary was enough for me...