Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker!

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Wonderland Total Posts : 3348 Joined: 2/23/2006 Location: Minneapolis, MN Status: offline	Reply to message Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker! Saturday, March 28, 2009 10:19 PM (permalink) The Story This guy is pretty amazing. I LOL'd pretty hard reading the story while watching the Shamwow and Slapchop spots.
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tru2kungfu Total Posts : 736 Joined: 5/11/2007 Location: Fort Worth, Texas Status: offline	Reply to message Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker! Saturday, March 28, 2009 10:32 PM (permalink) http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html This has his mugshot, among other things. Also, I lol'd pretty hard too. My Myspace
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Jobo13 Total Posts : 278 Joined: 8/27/2005 Location: Edmonton AB, Canada Status: offline	Reply to message Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker! Saturday, March 28, 2009 10:32 PM (permalink) I bet you he gets off easy, just because he's a "celebrity." Maybe just a SlapChop on the wrists. It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and... uh, ruin a stupid anecdote. I think that's how it goes...
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totalfusion5 Total Posts : 492 Joined: 10/3/2003 Location: Corning, NY Status: offline	Reply to message Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker! Saturday, March 28, 2009 10:35 PM (permalink) Yeah, I saw that earlier today. You don't want to see anybody in a violent situation like that but because it is him it's just way too funny. I couldn't see Billy Mays doing that shit.
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Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker! Saturday, March 28, 2009 10:36 PM (permalink)

When I read this yesterday on another site, the replies in that thread reached epic proportions with over 450 replies in less than a few hours. Many of the responses were pure gold. Needless to say it kept me entertained for most of the evening online.

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uberDTfreak Total Posts : 2000 Joined: 11/23/2007 Location: The Court Of The Crimson King Status: offline	Reply to message Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker! Saturday, March 28, 2009 11:09 PM (permalink) Man, this has to be one of the funniest things I've seen in a while.
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Wonderland Total Posts : 3348 Joined: 2/23/2006 Location: Minneapolis, MN Status: offline	Reply to message Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker! Saturday, March 28, 2009 11:26 PM (permalink) "You're gonna love my nuts." --SlapChop Infomercial
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Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker! Saturday, March 28, 2009 11:35 PM (permalink)

hahaha oh man this is a fantastic story. Just another case of when getting a hooker goes bad!

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SpacemanSpiff Total Posts : 13002 Joined: 1/4/2005 Location: Montreal, Quebec Status: offline	Reply to message Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker! Saturday, March 28, 2009 11:47 PM (permalink)
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Noware Total Posts : 5711 Joined: 5/18/2002 Location: Cleveland,Ohio Status: offline	Reply to message Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker! Sunday, March 29, 2009 12:13 AM (permalink) One of the latenight college talkshows here put together an absolutely brilliant mix of the audio from the Shamwow commercial and some of Dennis Hopper's more "intense" moments from Blue Velvet last night.
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Tabs Total Posts : 4903 Joined: 5/18/2002 Status: offline	Reply to message Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker! Sunday, March 29, 2009 12:16 AM (permalink) The SlapChop ad is one of the funniest things I've ever seen... soooo ridiculous.
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DefyingMortality Total Posts : 3817 Joined: 3/28/2007 Location: San Marcos, TX / Corpus Christi, TX Status: offline	Reply to message Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker! Sunday, March 29, 2009 12:29 AM (permalink) Wonderland "You're gonna love my nuts." --SlapChop Infomercial I bet HE's gonna love THOSE nuts... last.fm / facebook / myspace music / myspace / prOgulus / lifer / progrockin'
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cdav4czar Total Posts : 36 Joined: 3/11/2009 Status: offline	Reply to message Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker! Sunday, March 29, 2009 12:44 AM (permalink) Lol, he looks like such a deadbeat in those mug shots. You have to wonder why a prostitute would do something like bite a dude's tongue when she's getting paid $1,000 for the deal...
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Wonderland Total Posts : 3348 Joined: 2/23/2006 Location: Minneapolis, MN Status: offline	Reply to message Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker! Sunday, March 29, 2009 12:47 AM (permalink) This shit is SO funny.
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scorpion Total Posts : 3973 Joined: 11/20/2005 Location: Chateaguay, Quebec Status: offline	Reply to message Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker! Sunday, March 29, 2009 1:00 AM (permalink) Guess he didnt use his shamwow to wipe up the hooker's blood! My Thoughts (on Blogger), Follow Me on Twitter! 101 Goals, 1001 Days, My Flickr Page
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Throwman Total Posts : 391 Joined: 6/7/2005 Status: offline	Reply to message Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker! Sunday, March 29, 2009 1:57 AM (permalink) SpacemanSpiff Came here to see or post this pic if necessary. LOL!
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Jpjr Total Posts : 1652 Joined: 5/18/2002 Location: Kalamazoo MI USA Status: offline	Reply to message Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker! Sunday, March 29, 2009 4:16 AM (permalink) Billy Mays already called out Vince on the Adam Corrolla show last month for stealing one of his products. I like Vince a lot but when Billy Mays talks people listen.
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jonnyb000 Total Posts : 1121 Joined: 10/26/2003 Status: offline	Reply to message Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker! Sunday, March 29, 2009 4:28 AM (permalink) this made my week.................. i pisssed myself... nearly
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Guest Total Posts : 4653 Joined: 5/18/2002 Status: online	Reply to message Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker! Sunday, March 29, 2009 10:12 AM (permalink) Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face.... After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the [hotel] lobby Try to wipe that up with ShamWOW "We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free." -Bill Hicks
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ProgHead777 Total Posts : 388 Joined: 12/31/2008 Location: New Jersey Status: offline	Reply to message Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker! Sunday, March 29, 2009 10:47 AM (permalink) The guy makes two infomercials and he's popping for thousand dollar hookers? Either those Shamwow's are selling like gangbusters or dude's got himself a little side gig somewhere.
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Wonderland Total Posts : 3348 Joined: 2/23/2006 Location: Minneapolis, MN Status: offline	Reply to message Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker! Sunday, March 29, 2009 11:41 AM (permalink) My question is who KISSES a prostitute?
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Geddyzbass Total Posts : 618 Joined: 5/18/2002 Location: Winston-Salem, North Carolina USA Status: offline	Reply to message Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker! Monday, March 30, 2009 11:04 AM (permalink) .... <message edited by Geddyzbass on Monday, March 30, 2009 11:09 AM> " Dream' s transport the one' s who need to get out of town." - Neil Peart
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Geddyzbass Total Posts : 618 Joined: 5/18/2002 Location: Winston-Salem, North Carolina USA Status: offline	Reply to message Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker! Monday, March 30, 2009 11:08 AM (permalink) SLAP CHOP BITCH !!!!!!!!!!!! " Dream' s transport the one' s who need to get out of town." - Neil Peart
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Spinaltap Total Posts : 3395 Joined: 7/13/2005 Status: offline	Reply to message Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker! Monday, March 30, 2009 11:09 AM (permalink) I needed this today, thank you Buffalo Bill is defunct Jesus he was a handsome man He used to ride on a white horse and shoot clay pigeons 1,2,3,4,5 just like that and what I want to know is how do you like your blue eyed boy now, Mister Death?"
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Taffer Total Posts : 6161 Joined: 7/1/2007 Location: Scotland Status: offline	Reply to message Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker! Monday, March 30, 2009 11:16 AM (permalink) lmao at the mugshot, I thought it was Rich Hall "You're gonna LOVE my nuts" :')
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STRAT Total Posts : 5434 Joined: 5/18/2002 Location: Ridgewood NJ USA Status: offline	Reply to message Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker! Monday, March 30, 2009 12:26 PM (permalink) I guess Vinny Boy, just ended his "15 minutes"! What a stupid idiot!!!!
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Scifi Saint Total Posts : 5468 Joined: 11/25/2005 Location: 11th Dimension Status: offline	Reply to message Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker! Monday, March 30, 2009 2:05 PM (permalink) Wow! Places I frequent: RYM \| Last.FM My Lists: 2000-2009: A Decade in Music - Vol. 1 Avatar by Szabiakanich
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Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker! Monday, March 30, 2009 2:19 PM (permalink)

I guess his new slogan is:

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Gravy Total Posts : 7026 Joined: 8/24/2005 Location: Connecticut Status: offline	Reply to message Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker! Monday, March 30, 2009 2:28 PM (permalink) FRENCH KISSING A PROSTITUTE?? I feel sick. "He's such a perfectionist. Such a fucking monster musician." - Geddy Lee on Neil Peart
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PlainsOfExistence Total Posts : 401 Joined: 9/27/2008 Location: Omaha, NE Status: offline	Reply to message Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker! Monday, March 30, 2009 3:16 PM (permalink) His face reminds me of a raptor from Jurassic Park.
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Wonderland Total Posts : 3348 Joined: 2/23/2006 Location: Minneapolis, MN Status: offline	Reply to message Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker! Monday, March 30, 2009 8:38 PM (permalink) Haha! He does kind of look raptor-like.
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djmetalhead Total Posts : 1127 Joined: 8/29/2008 Status: offline	Reply to message Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker! Monday, March 30, 2009 9:56 PM (permalink) Maybe he can use one of those shamwows to wipe the blood off his face, the use the slap chop to castrate himself?
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faizoff Total Posts : 8668 Joined: 10/23/2003 Location: Tampa, FL Status: offline	Reply to message Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker! Monday, March 30, 2009 10:09 PM (permalink) djmetalhead the use the slap chop to castrate himself? "I'm in a glass case of emotion."
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Snow Dog Total Posts : 602 Joined: 5/18/2002 Location: Medford, OR Status: offline	Reply to message Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker! Tuesday, March 31, 2009 12:00 AM (permalink) Waits for someone to call it Bitchslap Chop...
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spocks_brow Total Posts : 8853 Joined: 5/18/2006 Location: Long Branch, NJ Status: offline	Reply to message Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker! Tuesday, March 31, 2009 12:26 AM (permalink) STRAT I guess Vinny Boy, just ended his "15 minutes"! What a stupid idiot!!!! It seems like his 15 minutes are just beginning. I have a feeling he's gonna be on a lot of commercials now.
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Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker! Tuesday, March 31, 2009 12:30 AM (permalink)

Wonderland

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Vince Schlomi's victim!

She looks like a real winner.

To be fair to the prostitute (god I wish I could end the sentence there) it looks like she's trying to show off the damage he did in that picture.

Wait...now I'm confused...

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drum9let Total Posts : 3232 Joined: 5/18/2002 Location: North America Status: offline	Reply to message Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker! Tuesday, March 31, 2009 12:47 AM (permalink) He looks haggard in a way that I've only seen meth addicts get. That would certainly explain the crazy behavior and violent outbursts. "Music...is my life."-Choptop http://www.myspace.com/johnrmyersiii
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Wonderland Total Posts : 3348 Joined: 2/23/2006 Location: Minneapolis, MN Status: offline	Reply to message Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker! Tuesday, March 31, 2009 1:17 AM (permalink) WHO FRENCH KISSES A PROSTITUTE!?!?
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Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker! Tuesday, March 31, 2009 3:14 AM (permalink)

Wonderland

WHO FRENCH KISSES A PROSTITUTE!?!?

Seems to me you know what you're talking about. I guess you never french kiss the prostitutes you get.

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