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Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker!
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Saturday, March 28, 2009 10:19 PM
The Story This guy is pretty amazing. I LOL'd pretty hard reading the story while watching the Shamwow and Slapchop spots.
I'm the.. Hiphoppopotamus... my rhymes are bottomless........
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Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker!
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Saturday, March 28, 2009 10:32 PM
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Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker!
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Saturday, March 28, 2009 10:32 PM
I bet you he gets off easy, just because he's a "celebrity." Maybe just a SlapChop on the wrists.
It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and... uh, ruin a stupid anecdote. I think that's how it goes...
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Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker!
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Saturday, March 28, 2009 10:35 PM
Yeah, I saw that earlier today. You don't want to see anybody in a violent situation like that but because it is him it's just way too funny. I couldn't see Billy Mays doing that shit.
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Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker!
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Saturday, March 28, 2009 10:36 PM
When I read this yesterday on another site, the replies in that thread reached epic proportions with over 450 replies in less than a few hours. Many of the responses were pure gold. Needless to say it kept me entertained for most of the evening online.
"Whoever should be found guilty of burning coal shall suffer the loss of his head." - Edward I in 1306 for pollution control.
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Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker!
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Saturday, March 28, 2009 11:09 PM
Man, this has to be one of the funniest things I've seen in a while.
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Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker!
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Saturday, March 28, 2009 11:26 PM
"You're gonna love my nuts."
--SlapChop Infomercial
I'm the.. Hiphoppopotamus... my rhymes are bottomless........
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Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker!
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Saturday, March 28, 2009 11:35 PM
hahaha oh man this is a fantastic story. Just another case of when getting a hooker goes bad!
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Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker!
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Saturday, March 28, 2009 11:47 PM
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Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker!
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Sunday, March 29, 2009 12:13 AM
One of the latenight college talkshows here put together an absolutely brilliant mix of the audio from the Shamwow commercial and some of Dennis Hopper's more "intense" moments from Blue Velvet last night.
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Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker!
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Sunday, March 29, 2009 12:16 AM
The SlapChop ad is one of the funniest things I've ever seen... soooo ridiculous.
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Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker!
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Sunday, March 29, 2009 12:29 AM
Wonderland
"You're gonna love my nuts."
--SlapChop Infomercial
I bet HE's gonna love THOSE nuts...
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Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker!
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Sunday, March 29, 2009 12:44 AM
Lol, he looks like such a deadbeat in those mug shots. You have to wonder why a prostitute would do something like bite a dude's tongue when she's getting paid $1,000 for the deal...
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Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker!
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Sunday, March 29, 2009 12:47 AM
This shit is SO funny.
I'm the.. Hiphoppopotamus... my rhymes are bottomless........
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Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker!
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Sunday, March 29, 2009 1:00 AM
Guess he didnt use his shamwow to wipe up the hooker's blood!
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Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker!
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Sunday, March 29, 2009 1:57 AM
SpacemanSpiff
Came here to see or post this pic if necessary. LOL!
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Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker!
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Sunday, March 29, 2009 4:16 AM
Billy Mays already called out Vince on the Adam Corrolla show last month for stealing one of his products. I like Vince a lot but when Billy Mays talks people listen.
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Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker!
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Sunday, March 29, 2009 4:28 AM
this made my week.................. i pisssed myself... nearly
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Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker!
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Sunday, March 29, 2009 10:12 AM
Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face.... After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the [hotel] lobby
Try to wipe that up with ShamWOW 
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Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker!
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Sunday, March 29, 2009 10:47 AM
The guy makes two infomercials and he's popping for thousand dollar hookers? Either those Shamwow's are selling like gangbusters or dude's got himself a little side gig somewhere.
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Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker!
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Sunday, March 29, 2009 11:41 AM
My question is who KISSES a prostitute?
I'm the.. Hiphoppopotamus... my rhymes are bottomless........
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Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker!
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Monday, March 30, 2009 11:04 AM
....
<message edited by Geddyzbass on Monday, March 30, 2009 11:09 AM>
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Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker!
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Monday, March 30, 2009 11:08 AM
 SLAP CHOP BITCH !!!!!!!!!!!!
" Dream' s transport the one' s who need to get out of town." - Neil Peart
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Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker!
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Monday, March 30, 2009 11:09 AM
I needed this today, thank you
Give praise my brethren
For what you are about to receive
Old John Barleycorn, nicotine
And the temptation of the rock and roll chord E.
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Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker!
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Monday, March 30, 2009 11:16 AM
lmao at the mugshot, I thought it was Rich Hall
"You're gonna LOVE my nuts" :')
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Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker!
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Monday, March 30, 2009 12:26 PM
I guess Vinny Boy, just ended his "15 minutes"! What a stupid idiot!!!! 
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Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker!
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Monday, March 30, 2009 2:05 PM
Wow!
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Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker!
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Monday, March 30, 2009 2:19 PM
I guess his new slogan is: 
<message edited by YtseJammer03 on Monday, March 30, 2009 2:22 PM>
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Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker!
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Monday, March 30, 2009 2:28 PM
FRENCH KISSING A PROSTITUTE??
I feel sick.
I'm the nicest evil person you will ever meet.
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Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker!
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Monday, March 30, 2009 3:16 PM
His face reminds me of a raptor from Jurassic Park.
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Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker!
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Monday, March 30, 2009 8:38 PM
Haha! He does kind of look raptor-like.
I'm the.. Hiphoppopotamus... my rhymes are bottomless........
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Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker!
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Monday, March 30, 2009 9:56 PM
Maybe he can use one of those shamwows to wipe the blood off his face, the use the slap chop to castrate himself?
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Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker!
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Monday, March 30, 2009 10:09 PM
djmetalhead
the use the slap chop to castrate himself?
"Whoever should be found guilty of burning coal shall suffer the loss of his head." - Edward I in 1306 for pollution control.
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Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker!
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Tuesday, March 31, 2009 12:00 AM
*Waits for someone to call it Bitchslap Chop...*
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Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker!
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Tuesday, March 31, 2009 12:26 AM
STRAT
I guess Vinny Boy, just ended his "15 minutes"! What a stupid idiot!!!!
It seems like his 15 minutes are just beginning. I have a feeling he's gonna be on a lot of commercials now.
A onetime singer for Malmsteen once told us: "Yngwie and I parted over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't agree."- Asbury Park Press
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Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker!
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Tuesday, March 31, 2009 12:30 AM
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Vince Schlomi's victim!
She looks like a real winner.
To be fair to the prostitute (god I wish I could end the sentence there) it looks like she's trying to show off the damage he did in that picture.
Wait...now I'm confused... aprogblog.wordpress.com My prog blog. I promise it will be better next time.
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Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker!
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Tuesday, March 31, 2009 12:47 AM
He looks haggard in a way that I've only seen meth addicts get. That would certainly explain the crazy behavior and violent outbursts.
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Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker!
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Tuesday, March 31, 2009 1:17 AM
WHO FRENCH KISSES A PROSTITUTE!?!?
I'm the.. Hiphoppopotamus... my rhymes are bottomless........
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Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker!
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Tuesday, March 31, 2009 3:14 AM
Wonderland
WHO FRENCH KISSES A PROSTITUTE!?!?
Seems to me you know what you're talking about. I guess you never french kiss the prostitutes you get. 
<message edited by Spiritus on Tuesday, March 31, 2009 3:18 AM>
Yeah I found God and he was absolutely nothing like me. He opened my mouth, looked down my throat and told me I was thirsty. - Ed Kowalczyk
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