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Spiritus
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Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker!
Tuesday, March 31, 2009 3:16 AM
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.. double post
<message edited by Spiritus on Tuesday, March 31, 2009 3:17 AM>
The Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen? Yes. May I see it? ...No.
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Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker!
Tuesday, March 31, 2009 3:35 AM
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Should have posted this before but...
I guess she didn't love his nuts.
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Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker!
Tuesday, March 31, 2009 3:51 AM
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$1000?
Seems like a load of money
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Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker!
Tuesday, March 31, 2009 8:41 AM
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how many Slap Chops did he have to sell to get enough money to.....
Buffalo Bill is defunct Jesus he was a handsome man He used to ride on a white horse and shoot clay pigeons 1,2,3,4,5 just like that and what I want to know is how do you like your blue eyed boy now, Mister Death?"
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Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker!
Tuesday, March 31, 2009 9:23 AM
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$1000?
Seems like a load of money
And don't forget the $750 a night hotel room. Apparently those ShamWOWs also soak up cash.
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Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker!
Tuesday, March 31, 2009 12:33 PM
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I haven't had a problem finding people to have sex with, but maybe when I'm a 44 year old infomercial spokesman I might be different, but I could still find ho's for cheaper than 1000 frogskins.
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Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker!
Tuesday, March 31, 2009 12:47 PM
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Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker!
Tuesday, March 31, 2009 5:07 PM
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I guess Vinny Boy, just ended his "15 minutes"! What a stupid idiot!!!!
It seems like his 15 minutes are just beginning. I have a feeling he's gonna be on a lot of commercials now.
You wanna bet on that!
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Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker!
Tuesday, March 31, 2009 5:12 PM
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He was field testing the product on the absorption qualities of whore's blood and jism.
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Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker!
Tuesday, March 31, 2009 5:30 PM
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Wonderland
I haven't had a problem finding people to have sex with, but maybe when I'm a 44 year old infomercial spokesman I might be different, but I could still find ho's for cheaper than 1000 frogskins.
So when are we going out for these hos?
The Aurora Borealis? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the country? Localized entirely within your kitchen? Yes. May I see it? ...No.
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Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker!
Tuesday, March 31, 2009 5:37 PM
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Hahahahaha!!!! THat's so funny! The mugshot is priceless too......Maybe he can use his revolutionary towel to soak up his dignity
'Have you ever heard of Dream Theater?' "Yeah man...they play a lot of notes" -Bryan Nichols, Jazz Pianist
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Re:Vince Schlomi, ShamWOW pitchman, arrested for battering hooker!
Tuesday, March 31, 2009 8:22 PM
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I wonder if he tried to make bail arrangements and told his lawyer "You better hurry because i cant do this all day......"
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