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    JamesDP

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    Dude, you' re getting a... Monday, February 10, 2003 1:28 PM (permalink)
    ...rrested

    From The Smoking Gun:

    Dell Dude In Pot Bust

    Hey, dude, you' re getting a cell! Benjamin Curtis, the 22-year old actor who portrays the Dell Guy in those bothersome computer commercials, was arrested late last night (2/9) on a marijuana possession charge, The Smoking Gun has learned. According to cops, Curtis was holding a " small bag of marijuana" when he was popped on Manhattan' s Lower East Side (at Ludlow and Rivington for you Gothamites). Curtis is currently being held in Central Booking and is scheduled to be arraigned later today in Manhattan Criminal Court. Curtis, who lives in lower Manhattan, was charged with criminal possession of marijuana, a misdemeanor. Bonnie Shumofsky, the actor' s agent, said she was unaware of her client' s bust when contacted this morning by TSG. (1 page)
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      GuitarGod1036

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      RE: Dude, you' re getting a... Monday, February 10, 2003 1:31 PM (permalink)
      Though it' s a completely asinine thing to arrest someone on, anything that' ll take that retard off of my TV screen is welcomed by me.
      All the world's a soundstage and we are merely foley artists.... - Me
       
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        justve

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        RE: Dude, you' re getting a... Monday, February 10, 2003 1:35 PM (permalink)

        ORIGINAL: JamesDP

        Dell Dude In Pot Bust



        SHOCKING!
         
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          InukSean

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          RE: Dude, you' re getting a... Monday, February 10, 2003 1:40 PM (permalink)

          ORIGINAL: GuitarGod1036

          Though it' s a completely asinine thing to arrest someone on, anything that' ll take that retard off of my TV screen is welcomed by me.


          LOL!!!!

          Maybe you can write, " Dude, you' re getting annihilated!" on one of your bombs with this retards picture on it.
          " Respond. Vibrate. Feedback. Resonate." --NP
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            JamesDP

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            RE: Dude, you' re getting a... Monday, February 10, 2003 2:08 PM (permalink)

            ORIGINAL: InukSean
            Maybe you can write, " Dude, you' re getting annihilated!" on one of your bombs with this retards picture on it.


            Sorry to spoil it for ya Inuk, but that' s guitargod2112 who handles the bombs, not GuitarGod1036.
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              acos2

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              RE: Dude, you' re getting a... Monday, February 10, 2003 2:18 PM (permalink)
              Dude, you' re getting a...boyfriend.
              Enjoy your time in the big house.
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                GuitarGod1036

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                RE: Dude, you' re getting a... Monday, February 10, 2003 2:18 PM (permalink)
                I was wondering what he was talking about.

                Yeah, I don' t drop bombs, I just GET bombed. Slight difference....
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                  JamesDP

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                  RE: Dude, you' re getting a... Monday, February 10, 2003 2:22 PM (permalink)

                  ORIGINAL: acos2

                  Dude, you' re getting a...boyfriend.
                  Enjoy your time in the big house.


                  " You know what hurts the most is the, is the lack of respect, that' s what hurts the most, except for the, except for the other thing, that hurts the most, but the lack of respect hurts the second most!"
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                    JasonB

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                    RE: Dude, you' re getting a... Monday, February 10, 2003 2:27 PM (permalink)
                    Well JamesDP, the first time I saw " DP" I immediately thought " Double Penetration." Looks like the Dell dude is gonna have first-hand (or should I say ass) experience.
                     
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                      TamaDrummer2284

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                      RE: Dude, you' re getting a... Monday, February 10, 2003 2:33 PM (permalink)

                      Dude, you' re getting a...boyfriend.
                      Enjoy your time in the big house.


                      hahahahahahaha omfg that is the winner for laugh of the day.
                      I will never leave this shame...
                       
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                        Bear

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                        RE: Dude, you' re getting a... Monday, February 10, 2003 3:04 PM (permalink)
                        Woooooo hooooo big time criminal there, he looks pretty dangerous! I am sure all the real criminals out there are laughing pretty hard at that news as well

                        Bear




                         
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                          justve

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                          RE: Dude, you' re getting a... Monday, February 10, 2003 3:25 PM (permalink)

                          ORIGINAL: JamesDP


                          ORIGINAL: acos2

                          Dude, you' re getting a...boyfriend.
                          Enjoy your time in the big house.


                          " You know what hurts the most is the, is the lack of respect, that' s what hurts the most, except for the, except for the other thing, that hurts the most, but the lack of respect hurts the second most!"


                          Dirty Work quotes = win!
                           
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                            InukSean

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                            RE: Dude, you' re getting a... Monday, February 10, 2003 3:44 PM (permalink)

                            ORIGINAL: JamesDP



                            Sorry to spoil it for ya Inuk, but that' s guitargod2112 who handles the bombs, not GuitarGod1036.


                            D' OH!
                            " Respond. Vibrate. Feedback. Resonate." --NP
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                              Lomox

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                              RE: Dude, you' re getting a... Monday, February 10, 2003 4:31 PM (permalink)
                              Dosen' t he need to smoke herb to get into charachter for those commericals. Tokin' spliffs and watchin Bill & Teds Excellent Avdenture.
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                                JamesDP

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                                RE: Dude, you' re getting a... Monday, February 10, 2003 5:04 PM (permalink)

                                ORIGINAL: Lomox

                                Dosen' t he need to smoke herb to get into charachter for those commericals. Tokin' spliffs and watchin Bill & Teds Excellent Avdenture.


                                Is that like Winona Ryder' s shoplifting - researching a role?
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                                  starclassicmaple

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                                  RE: Dude, you' re getting a... Monday, February 10, 2003 6:18 PM (permalink)


                                  ORIGINAL: acos2

                                  Dude, you' re getting a...boyfriend.
                                  Enjoy your time in the big house.

                                   
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                                    CarletonBComm

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                                    RE: Dude, you' re getting a... Monday, February 10, 2003 6:35 PM (permalink)
                                    Did he say funky butt lovin' ?
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                                    That is, DrumRMan and Ultra Man.
                                     
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                                      starclassicmaple

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                                      RE: Dude, you' re getting a... Monday, February 10, 2003 6:43 PM (permalink)


                                      ORIGINAL: deaddrahma

                                      Just a quick observation: too many men here are obsessed with the Dell dude getting funky butt lovin' .

                                      Sorry i just really wanted to use that picture. Or any picture.
                                       
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                                        acos2

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                                        RE: Dude, you' re getting a... Monday, February 10, 2003 6:44 PM (permalink)

                                        Just a quick observation: too many men here are obsessed with the Dell dude getting funky butt lovin' .


                                        haha
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                                          KorgX3

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                                          RE: Dude, you' re getting a... Monday, February 10, 2003 6:58 PM (permalink)
                                          I guess I' m the only one who actually thought that the intern commercials were worse than his.

                                          I mean, at least the " Dude, you' re gettin' a tossed salad..." kid has a personality.
                                          < Message edited by KorgX3 -- 2/10/2003 6:58:46 PM >
                                           
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                                            starclassicmaple

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                                            RE: Dude, you' re getting a... Monday, February 10, 2003 7:41 PM (permalink)


                                            ORIGINAL: deaddrahma


                                            ORIGINAL: KorgX3
                                            I mean, at least the " Dude, you' re gettin' a tossed salad..." kid has a personality.


                                            True enough... those intern commercials make me stroke my rifle and vow, " Someday, fuckers... someday..."


                                            YOU STROKE YOU RIFLE TOO!!! I THOUGH I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO DID THAT!!!! That vow is all to familiar aswell...
                                             
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                                              Mike Bahr

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                                              RE: Dude, you' re getting a... Tuesday, February 11, 2003 12:08 AM (permalink)
                                              If I were the officer in processing at the holding jail that night, I guarantee that this guy wouldn' t have had a moment' s respite the entire time.

                                              " Dude, you' re getting a CELL!"
                                              muhahahahaha
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                                                Liquid Acid Base

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                                                RE: Dude, you' re getting a... Tuesday, February 11, 2003 12:21 AM (permalink)
                                                Haha...I know some peeps who are gonna get a kick outta this one.


                                                 
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                                                  garrettk

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                                                  RE: Dude, you' re getting a... Tuesday, February 11, 2003 3:10 AM (permalink)



                                                  I always wanted to kick that guy in the nuts for ripping of spicoli (fast times at ridgemont high"
                                                   
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                                                    Universal mind

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                                                    RE: Dude, you' re getting a... Tuesday, February 11, 2003 3:28 AM (permalink)
                                                    Wow, this guy looks twice the nuffy than the Aussie dell guy...
                                                     
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                                                      Jeff G

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                                                      RE: Dude, you' re getting a... Tuesday, February 11, 2003 5:27 AM (permalink)
                                                      I say they put him in a call with these guys!

                                                       
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                                                        dworkshop1

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                                                        RE: Dude, you' re getting a... Tuesday, February 11, 2003 10:28 PM (permalink)
                                                        these comments are really funny, but to repeat drahma, he isnt going to jail so it kind of takes the humor out of it.
                                                         
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                                                          RE: Dude, you' re getting a... Wednesday, February 12, 2003 12:32 AM (permalink)

                                                          For mj possession? A small bag? What' s he going to get, 16 hours hard labor at a Taco Bell?


                                                          Marijuana is a GATEWAY drug isn' t it?
                                                           
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                                                            Mike Bahr

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                                                            RE: Dude, you' re getting a... Wednesday, February 12, 2003 3:00 AM (permalink)

                                                            ORIGINAL: Universal mind

                                                            Wow, this guy looks twice the nuffy than the Aussie dell guy...


                                                            I thought Aussies called them " poofters" . I guess I' m no longer up to date on down-under slang.
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