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    Bear

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    Biker Boyz = Crap Thursday, February 06, 2003 2:17 AM (permalink)
    Save your money. I can' t believe Lawrence Fishburn was involved in that crap, his market value must have dropped some, because he wasn' t great or even good in this one. and the cheese factor is exremely high!! Anyone else see it?

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      Emre

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      RE: Biker Boyz = Crap Thursday, February 06, 2003 2:32 AM (permalink)
      woah, you didnt see that coming ?? , the title alone is enough lol


       
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        RE: Biker Boyz = Crap Thursday, February 06, 2003 2:37 AM (permalink)
        I was holding out hope that it would have been kinda like a motorcycle Fast and the Furious, but it was more like The Crap and the Spurtious hehe, lame lame movie man I want a friggen refund LOL

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            RE: Biker Boyz = Crap Thursday, February 06, 2003 3:03 AM (permalink)
            yeah, how fast can a hoda civic go any ways top speed what 70mph going down hill?
             
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              RE: Biker Boyz = Crap Thursday, February 06, 2003 3:28 AM (permalink)
              Noway Dave I liked The Fast and the Furious, it was a cool flick. It has some cheesey ass moments in there as well but over all it was way way way way way done better than that pile of crap I saw yesterday. I am looking forward to Part II of FatF even LOL

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                RE: Biker Boyz = Crap Thursday, February 06, 2003 4:58 AM (permalink)
                Faust and the Fuhrer is more like it.That movie wasn' t worth it' s weight in goat sperm.

                I' d rather watch a group of handicapped Ethiopians drop acid and try to lick their own elbows.

                Actually....that sounds pretty funny....
                < Message edited by ethn -- 2/6/2003 4:59:16 AM >
                 
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                  RE: Biker Boyz = Crap Thursday, February 06, 2003 7:03 AM (permalink)


                  ORIGINAL: ethn

                  I' d rather watch a group of handicapped Ethiopians drop acid and try to lick their own elbows.


                  ROFLMFAO!!! Man, that had me spitting water all over my keyboard... I' m getting a very weird look from this girl who works behind me.
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                    RE: Biker Boyz = Crap Thursday, February 06, 2003 7:28 AM (permalink)

                    You mean, you didn;t think the Fast & Furious was utterly ridiculous as well?


                    I was wondering the same thing... that is quite possibly the worst time spent in my life. I want it back [:' (]
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                      RE: Biker Boyz = Crap Thursday, February 06, 2003 7:36 AM (permalink)


                      ORIGINAL: Adriano
                      I' m getting a very weird look from this girl who works behind me.


                      I get those all the time. " Hey baby!! Do you have any Puerto Rican in you? No? Then do you WANT SOME!!" Before the slap, I get this look.



                       
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                        RE: Biker Boyz = Crap Thursday, February 06, 2003 7:37 AM (permalink)


                        ORIGINAL: guitargeek

                        I was wondering the same thing... that is quite possibly the worst time spent in my life. I want it back [:' (]


                        I take it that you never put yourself through " XXX" . That is the absolute worst piece of shit I' ve ever sat through. I cringed pretty much throughout the whole movie. Now that I think of it, " Batman & Robin" was about as horrible as " XXX" ...
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                          RE: Biker Boyz = Crap Thursday, February 06, 2003 7:47 AM (permalink)
                          what???

                          next you' re going to tell me that sky = blue.
                           
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                            RE: Biker Boyz = Crap Thursday, February 06, 2003 7:53 AM (permalink)



                            next you' re going to tell me that sky = blue.


                            It isn' t

                            Sky = Grey

                            Has been for months
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                              RE: Biker Boyz = Crap Thursday, February 06, 2003 7:56 AM (permalink)


                              ORIGINAL: ethn
                              I' d rather watch a group of handicapped Ethiopians drop acid and try to lick their own elbows.


                              If that isn' t in Prognostications next week I' ll be highly shocked.

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                                RE: Biker Boyz = Crap Thursday, February 06, 2003 8:18 AM (permalink)
                                I seem to have a pretty good ability to judge a movie by the previews, thus, I' ve missed out on a lot of the shitty movies like Fast and the Furious, XXX, and Biker Boyz.
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                                  RE: Biker Boyz = Crap Thursday, February 06, 2003 8:31 AM (permalink)
                                  I really hope you didnt pay to go see this movie, I could smell this turd 2 seconds into the trailer.
                                   
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                                    RE: Biker Boyz = Crap Thursday, February 06, 2003 8:42 AM (permalink)
                                    i was dragged to this movie by 2 friends who used to have bikes. dude, this movie fucking blew!!! it was soo bad it' s frightening. and i actually thought Fast and the Furious was half decent.
                                     
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                                      RE: Biker Boyz = Crap Thursday, February 06, 2003 11:43 AM (permalink)
                                      i laugh at all who paid to see this movie.




                                      the cheese factor is exremely high!!

                                      i' m no Ms. Cleo, but i predicted that solely from the title alone.
                                       
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                                        RE: Biker Boyz = Crap Thursday, February 06, 2003 11:53 AM (permalink)
                                        Ok first off you people are trippin that think The Fast and The Furious is even in the same boat as XXX or Biker Girls, and if you haven' t seen Fast and the Furious then don' t comment.

                                        BTW I didn' t even see the trailer for Biker Boyz, I went blind, I will make up with it by going to see the Recruit, ok so stick that in your crack pipes and smoke it [:' (]

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                                          RE: Biker Boyz = Crap Thursday, February 06, 2003 11:54 AM (permalink)

                                          I' d rather watch a group of handicapped Ethiopians drop acid and try to lick their own elbows.


                                          LMAO classic dude

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                                            RE: Biker Boyz = Crap Thursday, February 06, 2003 12:33 PM (permalink)
                                            now that i think of it, Fast and the Furious really was a well-done movie. Biker Boyz is tinkering on the level of Battlefield Earth.
                                             
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                                              RE: Biker Boyz = Crap Thursday, February 06, 2003 12:55 PM (permalink)
                                              I haven' t even seen it, and I could have told you it sucks.
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