BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke)

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BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 12:50 PM
I cannot believe I am writing this again....
But it seems this idiot Anthony Mendez is out of jail and on the loose again.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE!!
 
After the ordeal back in 2003, I figured he would've learned his lesson - but apparently not...
 
This is an email that was just passed onto me from a recent encounter:
(edited to protect the person who reported the incident)


>> This guy came over to my house the other day claiming to be "Mike from
>> Dream Theater".
>>
>> This guy looked like a wreck, (edit) He was clearly on some heavy drugs, I just couldn't believe that
>> it would actually be Mike Portnoy from Dream Theatre!!!
>>
>> You must be thinking this is a joke, but it's not. This guy maintained
>> that he was Mike Portnoy the whole time he was hanging out at my
>> house.
>>
>> I totally would've assumed this guy was lieing, but he KNEW EVERYTHING
>> about the band, tours, album covers and their meanings, etc.
>>
>> Please tell me this guy was an impostor, I'd hate to think that the
>> real Mike Portnoy is a drugged out wreck. (edit)


 
My family's safety is at hand, not to mention the safety of any victims that come in harm's way of this criminal.
(and least of all, my reputation is also at stake to the people that he comes in contact with that don't realize he is NOT me...)
 
If you come in contact with this criminal, please contact my webmaster immediately to pass the info onto me. webmaster@mikeportnoy.com
 
For those of you that have no idea of the backstory with this imposter, I have reprinted below the original info from April 2003...
 
Any help in this matter is truly appreciated,
MP
 
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Taken from Dreamtheater.net - April 2003:
 
"Someone has been out on the streets and in bars in New York City claiming to be Mike Portnoy. This person apparently knew a lot of Mike's intimate business and family details, and as such, managed to convince a number of people that he was indeed the drummer for DREAM THEATER. Using Mike Portnoy's identity, the imposter managed to steal wallets, credit cards, cell phones, house keys, and whatever else he could get his hands on.



 



Fortunately, the imposter was located and arrested [yesterday] (April 2nd 2003) and is currently in police custody. More than four victims have already come forward in the past 48 hours, which helped lead to his arrest.

"In order to build a solid case against this person, we need for any victims to come forward and report their experiences. If you think you may have come across the Mike Portnoy imposter, please contact the webmaster at webmaster@dreamtheater.net and report any incident that you may know of."

Among the imposter's alleged victims was SAVATAGE guitarist Chris Caffery, who posted the following message on his message board:

"Hello... It is April and snowing. The world hates America and there is a Mike Portnoy imposter running around NYCity...

"You may have noticed that I removed my post about Mike, it was for a good reason.

"Although I have seen band photos and played festivals with DREAM THEATER... I never really knew their faces.

"My friend called me and told me that Mike wanted to say hello. This was last week.

"A few days later in the city I was introduced to who was supposed to be Mike. The guy had the whole bar fooled. Me included. He obviously did a whole bunch of research on Mike and his career and family. He apparently had stolen his wallet and cell phone.

"He had his ID...so who was to know. The guy knew very serious business details and family matters of Mike's. He was even recognized by people as Mike Portnoy when I was with him. He held phone conversations on my phone with supposed mutual friends...

"I got into a room to jam with this guy last week and knew something was up. He was still hammered, but he was not a good drummer. I went on-line to Mike's site and we noticed that although he looked similar he was scrawny and had a space between his teeth that did not exist on Mike's photos. I e-mailed Mike about it. He is aware of this guy and I am going to try to help stop him before he does something to damage Mike personally. By using his name that is. I actually had someone come up to him at the game and say, 'Aren't you the drummer from DREAM THEATER?'

"It is too frickin' weird...

"He was calling drum companies and ordering gear using Mike's name...trying to set up gigs with people and having them send drums to clubs. It seemed weird to me the following day when the guy still had no money on him and was trying to stay at my home again... The whole thing is kinda scary. I am not exactly embarrassed by the situation, I am angered. The guy had a lot of nerve. I am just happy that he did not injure any of my friends or steal anything from me. I think the guns in my room may have made him think twice. Apparently he even got into people's homes using this guise and tried to steal their keys...this was to return later and rob them. Apparently the guy was trying to pick up guys, too… I assure you that he was not doing this in my case, I think I am pretty obvious in my ways, so he was trying to play the party guy to scam into my circles and use my name for is benefit...my friend was trying to get him to fill in on drums for some shows. I think my friend thought me hanging out would be good to help get the guy to play...he thought I was a good name to throw around. I have a message for him if he reads this...Watch your back...

"So...we are dealing with it, trying to find him and stop him before he goes even further.

"I want to apologize to you guys and to Mike and his fans for any misinformation. I also want to ask anyone in NY to be on the look out and try to help identify this piece of shit.

"It was a pretty good act...the ID, the rolex, the drum companies, the phone calls...the guy was pretty convincing. Everyone in the bar was calling him Mike and buying him drinks and talking about his band. He even knew that we played a show together in Sao Paulo...he knew about Wacholz and Jeff... Lesson to be learned here...think before you post, Chris...I had a feeling things were weird, I just followed it up after I let you know."




 
 
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Taken from an article in the New York Post - April 2003:
 
Mike Portnoy, drummer for the rock band DREAM THEATER, might have thought someone was having a little fun with him on April Fool's Day as he drove to Manhattan's 115th Precinct, where he had been told cops were holding a man arrested for impersonating him.

But for about a month, tales of such a troublesome double had been clogging his web site, mikeportnoy.com.

Busting the guy, said Portnoy, "was a scene straight out of 'NYPD Blue'." Portnoy, whose progressive-metal band has been likened to RUSH and YES and is slated to tour with metal band QUEENSRŸCHE this summer, was face to face with 35-year-old Anthony Mendez.

They are the same age and they look vaguely alike — both with long, thick dark hair and full beards. But cops say Mendez ripped off at least two men — one he met in a gay bar and another he met at Finally Fred's in the Meatpacking District — while posing as the musician named Best Progressive Rock Drummer by Modern Drummer magazine eight years in a row.

"He told me he'd just come back from Japan where he'd signed an endorsement deal with a drum manufacturer," said Carlen Langley, who'd never heard of Portnoy when he met impersonator Mendez in February.

"He had a lot of detailed information about Portnoy's life."

After a few drinks, the pair returned to Langley's apartment, where they 'were intimate.'

The next morning, after Mendez left, Langley discovered that his wallet, two cell phones and a set of keys were missing.

When he called his bank, someone had already racked up more than $1,000 in purchases on his credit card. Langley quickly found Portnoy's web site, and e-mailed the real Mike Portnoy that someone was impersonating him.

A few weeks later, at Finally Fred's, Mendez introduced himself as Portnoy to Ray Freeman, a 33-year-old music promoter and singer with the rock band BLOCKK 16.

"I needed a drummer, so I asked him if he'd play with us and was thrilled when he agreed," said Freeman.

Meanwhile, Mendez "drank here all week but never paid his tab" — which amounted to $70 — said Finally Fred's bartender Charles Ruggiero.

When Freeman saw Mendez again at the bar, Mendez said he'd lost his keys and ATM card and couldn't get home. He started sleeping on Freeman's and other BLOCKK 16 band members' couches.

"Mendez told us that his mother was dying of cancer, his wife was divorcing him and that DREAM THEATER had canceled its tour because of the war," said Freeman. "So I kind of felt sorry for him."

On March 28, Mendez arrived to rehearse with Freeman "without his own sticks or any of the charts he said he'd written," said Freeman.

And when he sat down to play, "he sounded worse than my grandmother," said Freeman.

Freeman found Mike Portnoy's web site and saw a posting detailing Langley's experience with Mendez.

"I compared Mendez's tattoos with ones I saw in photos of the real Mike, and they didn't quite match," said Freeman.

He also noticed that his vintage Les Paul guitar, a gold chain and a set of house keys were missing from his apartment.

On April 1, Freeman called the cops. They made a plan for Freeman to pick up Mendez. As the two drove around, the real Portnoy called Freeman on his cell phone — creating the scene Portnoy called "NYPD Blue"-like.

Back at Freeman's Jackson Heights apartment, the cops began questioning Mendez, who told them, "I'm Mike Portnoy."

Mendez was taken to the precinct, where Portnoy was waiting.

Mendez has been charged with criminal impersonation in the second degree and grand larceny in the fourth degree, with bail set at $100,000.

He was unavailable for comment and his attorney declined to comment on the case.

 



 
 
 
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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 12:54 PM
Oh man, that sucks! Sorry to hear Mike. Some people have just too much time on their hands and nothing better to do...I hope he gets caught.

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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 12:56 PM
Ugh...

This really sucks, Mike...  I hope he gets caught again.  Thanks for the heads-up.
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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 12:58 PM
wtf!

If I see this guy (which i wont..too bad I live in Queens), I'll give him a swift kick in the nuts.
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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 1:00 PM
What a fucking asshole. He should be jailed for life!
 
May we see the pic?  Just outta curiosity...
 
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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 1:00 PM
Ok thats it. Im getting out the good ol' chainsaw, we tried your way 3 years ago, but enough is enough Im taking this mofo down.

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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 1:00 PM
Im actually kind of curious to see the pic as I have no idea how much this guy may look like MP
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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 1:02 PM
That must be frustrating. He'll be back in jail in no time.

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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 1:03 PM

 
*sigh* That's just terrible. Hopefully this will be resolved ASAP.

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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 1:04 PM
It's tough at the top.
 
I'm sorry to hear about this unfortunate incident, Mike. I wish the best for you and your family, and I hope this guy doesn't stick a secret commentary on 'Score'
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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 1:07 PM
What the fuck is up with this dude!? It's just sick.. ugh. 

Hope you find him and bust his balls Mike. Good luck!
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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 1:07 PM
The assholes mother is always pregnant! I really hope that jerk will receive what he deserves...
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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 1:08 PM
Oh no...not again...Hopefully we'll get arrested and get a SEVERE punishment
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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 1:12 PM
This guy clearly has mental issues.  He doesn't even look like MP.  He looks a lot more like Tommy Lee.....Hmmm has anyone seen Tommy Lee lately?
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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 1:12 PM
Unbelievable...let's catch this bastard and try to put him away for a very long time.

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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 1:12 PM
Not cool.  Hopefully this tool will get thrown back in jail if he tries this again.
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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 1:18 PM

ORIGINAL: Cecilia

wtf!

If I see this guy (which i wont..too bad I live in Queens), I'll give him a swift kick in the nuts.

 
 
make sure you don't hit the real MP in the nuts...
 
 
 
 
now, really, there's some crazy people around there.... hopefully he'll get busted soon and kept in jail for a long time....
 
Good luck to you, Mike.

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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 1:18 PM

ORIGINAL: ZirconBlue

This guy clearly has mental issues.  He doesn't even look like MP.  He looks a lot more like Tommy Lee.....Hmmm has anyone seen Tommy Lee lately?


+1 for looking like Tommy Lee.
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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 1:19 PM

ORIGINAL: ZirconBlue

This guy clearly has mental issues.  He doesn't even look like MP.  He looks a lot more like Tommy Lee.....Hmmm has anyone seen Tommy Lee lately?

 
You have to admit, that was funny.
 
If I see that guy, I'll challenge him to a round of paradiddles.  When he slips up, if he even knows what a paradiddle is, I'll clock his ass.  Word.
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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 1:19 PM
Man, that sucks, though I don't think any of us here would be fooled by him, doesn't really look like MP in that pic


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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 1:21 PM
you'd think all the indentity materials he had from back when he was jailed would have not been accessible again. I suppose he has sources he knows, but the authorities really should have tracked them down and confiscated all materials..otherwise the guy has got to have more clear identification to claim he's Mike.

This really sucks Mike..this really never should have happened..it's like one of those thrillers where the guy who is caught in the end is shown a few years later escaping prison with the psychotic evil grin on his face. Identity theft seems to becoming a more serious problem nowawadays..beyond yer online impersonations..hopefully the gov't will have some more effective measures to crack down on it soon.

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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 1:22 PM
man, that's pretty f'ed up.

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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 1:22 PM
I knew something but this is the first time i read the whole thing of 2003. What a f***ed up guy!
 
 
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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 1:25 PM

ORIGINAL: ZirconBlue

This guy clearly has mental issues.  He doesn't even look like MP.  He looks a lot more like Tommy Lee.....Hmmm has anyone seen Tommy Lee lately?

That's what I was thinking. I hope this guy is caught soon.
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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 1:28 PM
I can't believe the jackass is up to his same shit again.  People never learn. 

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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 1:29 PM
Wow. That's nuckin futs! I can't believe people actually mistook this nutjob for you, Mike. He looks as much like you as I look like Myung...which is to say, not very much.
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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 1:33 PM
oh my god Mike, you have the best wishes frmo us all that this @$$hole doesn't screw with you or your family, but he seems to be trying all over again. *Hugs*

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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 1:35 PM
I don't really think he even looks like you Mike.

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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 1:35 PM
Shit, take care of yourself and your family. Reminds me of that wacko that used to break into Letterman's house.

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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 1:36 PM


This dude is nuts.

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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 1:37 PM
I have an idea for anyone who contacts with him... just ask him for his signature. I bet he'll mess it up and would look nothing like MP's.
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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 1:39 PM
That sucks

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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 1:42 PM
what....the.....hell? this guy seems like a complete tw*t and should be put away. this is the first time ive heard of the 2003 impostering aswell.

all the best to the REAL Mike and the family, i hope it gets sorted before it gets too bad

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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 1:42 PM

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This dude is nuts.


How much you want to bet this bastard lurks on the forum?

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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 1:44 PM

I see a photo has now been added. Good. I bet knowing who he really is, having a photo, and everyone spreading the word will help get this SOB caught quickly.
 
 
 
 
(I know this is a very serious situation and I'm really trying to suppress all the sarcasm coming to mind after seeing that picture, but… seriously…huh??!? In what messed up Bizarro World does he look like Mike? Yeah … He looks absolutely just like Mike … a Mike that decided "insane, emaciated, homeless, ugly, and creepy" was the new look for him.

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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 1:47 PM
It's hard to believe that this whole story might be the truth, it's so unreal !!!
 
Well I hope the cops will find him very soon and that he won't cause too much damage to your reputation !
 
Good luck Mike !

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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 1:50 PM
Shit MP. Sorry that you have to through all of this again. I hope that bastard gets his nuts cut off or something



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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 1:53 PM




people like this are sick....and to try it a second time he must be stupid
 
i cant imagin what you must be going through mike but i hope for you and all the other innocent people out there they find him quick!
 
SEND THAT BASTARD DOWN ONCE AND FOR ALL MIKE!!!!....
 
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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 1:58 PM
Hey, let's face it,...We all love Mike and ( insert music here ) "want to be like Mike"..But this is ridiculous ! Let's get this @$$#ole and mess him up !!

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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 2:01 PM
wtf... he does'nt even look like you.. only people who dont know a shit about DT would actually believe this is you.. feel pity for them..
anyway.. i hope that bastard gets what he deserves

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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 2:03 PM
Is this fucker comes to SoCal ill get this guy.
 
P.S did anyone notice the e-mailer spelled Dream Theater wrong (he put Dream Theatre)
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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 2:05 PM
My question is why isn't this guy impersonating Tommy Lee? He looks more like Tommy them he does Mike.
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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 2:05 PM

ORIGINAL: Kevin95


ORIGINAL: InsertCreativityHere



This dude is nuts.


How much you want to bet this bastard lurks on the forum?

 
 
The creepy thing is, that's very possible. *shivvers*
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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 2:10 PM
He'll be caught soon because he's too much of a moron to avoid detection. After he's caught hire the best attorney
you can and sue his ass into oblivion.
 
This is one of the serious pitfalls of celebrity. Sucks.

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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 2:16 PM
Truly fucked up.
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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 2:16 PM
that sucks

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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 2:23 PM
That really sucks.  I can't believe that he is out.  He clerly has some sort of mental disorder and fixation on Mike.  Why is he not in a mental instution?  Hope they nab him soon. 

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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 2:27 PM
That's pretty fucked up. Get this asshole behind bars once and for all, Mike.


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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 2:29 PM

ORIGINAL: angra1
you'd think all the indentity materials he had from back when he was jailed would have not been accessible again. I suppose he has sources he knows, but the authorities really should have tracked them down and confiscated all materials..otherwise the guy has got to have more clear identification to claim he's Mike.


It's not very difficult to get a fake ID with someone else's name on it.  People get them for bars, I hear around $50 gets you one that's crappy, and more would get you something half-decent.  Too bad.
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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 2:36 PM
Hey you !!, Anthony Menendez or whatever !!, I'm pretty sure you are reading this... as it is possible your lurking around MP's site:

People like you is what makes me ashame of this world, you sick mofo !!. Stop your little pathetic and sick show !!, stop crashing someone else's life as well as everyone else who got trapped by your crappy and stupid immitations !!... Get a life !!... but by these acts I think you don't even have the right to have one... even yours !!, what a pathetic way to live... I just hope you get the punishment you deserve... if not by the law, by life itself !!

Mike (the real one !!), just really hope you and your family are Ok and secure... sending from Mexico all of our best wishes to you !!...
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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 2:38 PM
Not that ill have a chance, but if I found the fucker id make it so hes in NO WAY similar to Mike any more. Some thing along the lines of cutting his fingers off, leaving a nice noticable scar or something.  Mike gives us way too much for some druggy bastard to ruin his life. He doesnt deserve this.
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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 2:38 PM

ORIGINAL: KillEmAll1500
Is this fucker comes to SoCal ill get this guy.


Okay, cool.

I've got Birmingham, England covered.

(Back on topic - This is very disturbing, sorry to hear about it, Mike)
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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 2:40 PM
That is ridicules. What a looser. He needs to be locked up for a long time. 

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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 2:47 PM
i hope this guy gets caught before he can con and steal from more people or do something serious, he obviously has some mental issues that need working out.

i hope mike and his family are safe and secure

needless to say IF by some chance i run into mr menendez in the street where i live  his stay in corby will be "unpleasent" to say the least
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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 2:51 PM
looks like jeff goldbloom
 
i'm going to the city tomorrow, i'll keep an eye out and kick the shit out of him if i see him
 
i met a guy at a bar once who said he was Danny Carey, and he was totally trashed. looked nothing like danny but knew a little bit about tool. i shot him down when i yelled out really loud, "that guy isnt danny, tool is recording a new album right now!"

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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 3:08 PM
Fuck that guy.  Fuck that fucking fuck.  I'm not sure how someone could fall for believing that asshole.  Just put him behind a kit and tell him to prove himself. 

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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 3:12 PM
wow, that is crazy, yea i would be very unhappy if some crazy druggged up guy was stealing my stuff and pretending to be me
 
 
he doesnt even look that much like MP
 
if he ever comes and hides in chicago, ill be sure to TAKE HIM DOWN!
lol
 
 
we should start a militia in search of him
 
that would be fun and for a cause

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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 3:12 PM
OMG, why is he out of jail?!? 
Isn`t there enough evidence to keep him in there longer?


How does it feel without my trust?

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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 3:14 PM
Looks MUCH more like Tommy Lee than Mike.

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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 3:19 PM

ORIGINAL: Portnoy

...this idiot Anthony...

 
It wasn't me. [/Shaggy]
 
That sucks, Mike. That dude looks like he would eat ass and balls for a fix.
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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 3:19 PM
If for some ridiculous reason I see him, I'll fucking kick his ass.  My only hope is that it isn't you.  Man, what a douchebag.

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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 3:20 PM
Hope someone finds him so he gets locked up for good. Sorry to hear about this Mike. Hope everything goes well and gets resolved.

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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 3:23 PM
Too bad man I hope that your family stays ok and also your reputation.  I wish I lived in N.Y because if I see this guy I would beat the crap out of him. 

ps. he sure looks a lot like tommy lee not you mike...anybody that believes him  clearly don't know really who you are.
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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 3:23 PM
Wow, I thought this crap was dead and buried. Here we go again.

Good luck, MP... I pray that you and your family stay safe. I hope that this douche gets what's coming to him. This is just such a surreal situation... wow.

And man, he DOES look like Tommy Lee, IMO.


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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 3:28 PM
Lemme see:

1. Looks very little like MP.
2. Takes drugs
3. Drinks alcohol
4. Tattoos don't match

Explain how someone who knows the slightest bit about Mike would fall for this??
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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 3:33 PM
Whoever messes with Mike Portnoy messes with mikeportnoy.com/forum. So I think we all have the right to hunt him down and kick his ass.

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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 3:35 PM
Man it's really sad that someone has nothing better to do than pretend they're somebody else.  Sorry you have to deal with that!
 
The good thing is, this guy seems so stupid that I'm sure it won't be long before his ass is back in jail.  Hopefully that will happen before anyone gets hurt and/or taken advantage of.

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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 3:40 PM
Oh my god... I can't believe I am reading this shit again!! When I logged on and saw that, I was like ...
 
MP, I hope you've contacted the proper authorities... I'm sure you have by now. Otherwise it'll be another one of those NYPD Blue takedowns like you described last time.
 
Sigh. We do NOT like people fucking with our MP.


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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 3:41 PM
That sucks

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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 3:41 PM
What a class act this guy is, Jesus.
 
I'm sorry you and your family has to go through this again, Mike. But keep in mind guys: it seems this guy has a weakness for drugs and alcohol, and no matter at what time he is impersonating someone, he drinks or smokes or something (or at least he seems to did it very recently).
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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 3:42 PM
that really sucks man
 
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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 3:56 PM
+1 to everything that's already been said.
 
This douche nozzle should have learned his lesson when he was busted.
 
This is a lesson we should all learn.... This would have never happened if more people knew who DT was, so get off your ass and get all of your friends and family into DT. It's amazing that this guy thinks he looks like MP. Any DT fan would pull the bull shit flag on him. If he was in my neck of the woods and tried pulling that shit, he'd probably get his ass beat by the Chris trifecta of Oswego. (Me, Csales, & ChrsDxn)
 
I hope this ordeal doesn't last too long and they bring him in soon. Sorry for this asshole, MP. Justice will catch up to him.
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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 4:06 PM
I have a solution...

Play another show in NYC... Before you start the show, MP comes out and explains to the crowd the band won't begin until this asshole is found. I guarantee the fans at this sold out show will form a posse and hunt him down, QUICKLY! We'd probably bring him to you MP so you can get a few shots in yourself (provided he lived through the beatings on the way.)
Sometimes, this is all the judge and jury you need:


The band/album that DT should cover for this particular night... Lynch Mob of course!

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On a serious note... Sorry to hear about this crap AGAIN! Thoughts and prayers to MP and family. Stay safe you guys (and gals.) Here's hoping this guy is caught soon and locked away for good this time.
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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 4:07 PM


ORIGINAL: DTD

Lemme see:

1. Looks very little like MP.
2. Takes drugs
3. Drinks alcohol
4. Tattoos don't match

Explain how someone who knows the slightest bit about Mike would fall for this??


Thats what I thought

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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 4:11 PM
As it turns out, I am taking a vacation and touring all of NYC next week.  I will be sure to pop in as many bars as possible to look for this bastard.  Damn I would like to get this guy, he wouldnt be able to impersonate you any more Mike after I FUBAR is face.

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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 4:15 PM
that guy needs to have some serious jail time, its bad enough to impersonate you, and even worse to not be a good drummer at the same time

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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 4:37 PM
I wish I lived in NEw York, I swear. I wish DT was Arizona based right now. You NY fans gotta round up the DT legion, find this guy, and ****in tattoo "FAKE" on his face. OH MAN I'm only 17 but damn I wanna rip this dude to shreds

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RE: BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke) - Tuesday, June 27, 2006 4:48 PM



yup sounds good ...but first i think we should kick in his "Ass and Balls" in 19/16 time


thats right.....i am the one and only OCTOBARN BOY

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