BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke)

Hi Mike,
hope you and the family stay safe and the deja vu experience will end soon.
All the best Thomas

This really bums me out.  Kharma will take care of that asshole...but in the meantime, my heart goes out to MP and his family.

damn.... this is some f*cked up s*it....

I really hope that Mendez's (<--- is that spelled right?? ) ass get nailed and thrown behind the bars really soon...

best wishes to the real Mike!!!

Oh Mike... I feel so sorry for that shitty motherfucker. Hey, possibly I'll visit NYC soon...
If I see him I promise I'll kick his fucking nuts for puting such a great person like you in trouble.

But don't you panic, he'll be caught one of these days...and we'll all see him face the law and see his fucking face behind the bars, take it easy man, all right?

We luv you Mike!
The whole mexican forum (obviously along with MP.com also) are with you!

-J
 
PS: Is there any way to see the pig's picture? If it can't be posted, would anyone PM it to me?
Thanks!

ORIGINAL: mandrake

Oh no...not again...Hopefully we'll get arrested and get a SEVERE punishment

 
 
Poor Mike....no day off for him....it's so frustrating...really no rest for you, again!!!
 
Bring him here...I'll "talk" to him for a couple of minutes, after then he won't look like you ever again!!!!
 
Seriously...I rellay am so scary about the fact this guy knows EVERYTHING about MP...I would really feel in danger if I knew someone knows (sorry!!!)every little thing about my life and my family and all my shit...and this guy is pumped up with who knows which goddamn drugs and stuff and he's free to move around...my god....

ORIGINAL: Tylex

Hi Mike,
hope you and the family stay safe and the deja vu experience will end soon.
All the best Thomas

 
 
Uncanny, strange deja-vu....
 
A worse one this time...c'mon Mike we're all with you! Cage him in your 26" bass drum and start playing "This dying soul"...should be convincing enough he'd better stop...

Not caught yet?  Maybe it's time for...
 

to me the most unbelievable thing about this is, is how much it shows what kind of a world we live in. i mean a drummer who is only wide-known in the music scene who has no exposure to "mainstream" sources of news and entertainment, has to deal with a crazy guy who impersonates him. i mean what the hell? i just dont get it really. if mike portnoy has to deal with this, than imagine what the big dumbass popstars deal with.hopefully they get rid of him for a long time seeing as it doesnt help to just throw him in for a little stint in jail. this dude needs to be out of society before things get worse for MP and anyone else his craziness comes in contact with.

This really sucks....I felt really bad for Mike when this initially happened and feel bad now that this is still the case.....Identity theft is a major problem in the world today, though rarely does it go so far as to someone actually impersonating another indiidual..

Though in reading this thread, I think there are a few main points that would help to identify this scumbag pretty quick.

1. Mike Portnoy does not drink or use drugs. If your Mike Portnoy is doing either than chances are its not the real Mike Portnoy.

2. Mike Portnoy is not homosexual. If your Mike Portnoy is trying to pick you up and you are male, chances are, it is not the real Mike Portnoy.

I hope they nail this clown fast.....what he probably needs is quite honestly a good ass kicking....perhaps if jail didnt teach him his lesson, maybe that would....

Man, that sucks..can't believe someone would do that. anyone got a pic of him? really would like to see if he looks like Mike at all..

^ better take off that image.. before wey does
it has to be 65 pixels in height

OMG what a nightmare! I'm so sorry you have to deal with all this Mike!! I hope he gets caught ASAP!!!

ORIGINAL: KeithK

This really sucks....I felt really bad for Mike when this initially happened and feel bad now that this is still the case.....Identity theft is a major problem in the world today, though rarely does it go so far as to someone actually impersonating another indiidual..

Though in reading this thread, I think there are a few main points that would help to identify this scumbag pretty quick.

1. Mike Portnoy does not drink or use drugs. If your Mike Portnoy is doing either than chances are its not the real Mike Portnoy.

2. Mike Portnoy is not homosexual. If your Mike Portnoy is trying to pick you up and you are male, chances are, it is not the real Mike Portnoy.

I hope they nail this clown fast.....what he probably needs is quite honestly a good ass kicking....perhaps if jail didnt teach him his lesson, maybe that would....

 
 
...and #3
 
If his face is different from MP's, that's not him!

I never knew about this til now. That sucks. I hope his butt gets put in jail.

*speechless*

Unbelievable how difficult is to be a famous person, risking that somehow these disgusting people invade your private life.... I'm really sorry for you and your family :(
 
M

Unstickied?  Did they find him?
 
Mike

ORIGINAL: SCSnare

Unstickied?  Did they find him?

Mike

 
wondering the same thing.  any new info?

ORIGINAL: SCSnare
Unstickied?  Did they find him?
Mike

 
Nope...haven't found him yet, but I've unstickied until any further developments...
MP

Ok, ok ok........I admit it....
























I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll......

ORIGINAL: Portnoy

ORIGINAL: SCSnare
Unstickied? Did they find him?
Mike

Nope...haven't found him yet, but I've unstickied until any further developments...
MP

As I'm sure you've seen, I have disagreed with you recently on some topics, but I truly hope that you can find this person and get him the help he needs and put an end to it. I can't even begin to understand what you and your family must be going through. I do wish you all the best, Mike. Take care.

James

Nobody should have to put up with this shit. Hope they catch the douche bag soon. 

Dear Mike,

Maybe there is a possibility that you can kind of 'lure' the imposter to a certain place. Or maybe you can somehow 'invite' him to talk to you, there can be several reasons.

ORIGINAL: portnoyfan

Dear Mike,
....

Or maybe you can somehow 'invite' him to talk to you, there can be several reasons.

I don't know, but I have a strange feeling regarding this post.And the Username.

Thats a little ballsy. Shouldn't judge though. Hopefully he will be caught soon.

ORIGINAL: portnoyfan

Dear Mike,

Maybe there is a possibility that you can kind of 'lure' the imposter to a certain place. Or maybe you can somehow 'invite' him to talk to you, there can be several reasons.

 
BAD IDEA.  This is for law enforcement to handle.  Why would MP want to talk to him?  Or get anywhere near him?  Creepy.

ORIGINAL: Cassie5563

ORIGINAL: portnoyfan

Dear Mike,

Maybe there is a possibility that you can kind of 'lure' the imposter to a certain place. Or maybe you can somehow 'invite' him to talk to you, there can be several reasons.

BAD IDEA.  This is for law enforcement to handle.  Why would MP want to talk to him?  Or get anywhere near him?  Creepy.

Agreed. Very weird to post an "advice" something like that.

It shouldn't have to be MP's problem...but he's involved because the idiot is trying to steal his identity and use it for really ignorant, criminal things.

+10000000000. Let the police do what they are trained to do, and let MP enjoy his work-filled vacation

Pardon my ignorance (the language barrier again), but what does unstickied mean?

ORIGINAL: portnoyfan

Dear Mike,

Maybe there is a possibility that you can kind of 'lure' the imposter to a certain place. Or maybe you can somehow 'invite' him to talk to you, there can be several reasons.

Thats a pretty creepy first post......

ORIGINAL: Raymitox

Pardon my ignorance (the language barrier again), but what does unstickied mean?

a thread is "stickied" when it stays up at the top on the main page.  (i.e. the amazing journey shirts thread)  Then eventually it becomes "unstickied" and returns to being a normal thread that moves up and down as people post.

ORIGINAL: Raymitox

Pardon my ignorance (the language barrier again), but what does unstickied mean?

 
This thread was locked at the top of the first page of the forum. It was "stuck" there. When they unlock it, they "unstickied" it.

ORIGINAL: Raymitox

Pardon my ignorance (the language barrier again), but what does unstickied mean?

This post was "stickied" or "pinned" to the top of page 1, like announcements from Mike and important MP/DT news usually are. It was "unstickied" or "unpinned" meaning that now it floats the same as any other thread, depending on new posts to bring it back to the front.



And yeah... that's one weird first post, portnoyfan

I didn't ment to be 'freaky' or something. But you see it all the time.. maybe Mike can lure the imposter to a room where law enforcers are, he doesn't really have to be there, mike's safety first.. but this guy has to be caught. But how did he get out of jail.. this is kind of a serious problem.

ORIGINAL: portnoyfan

I didn't ment to be 'freaky' or something. But you see it all the time.. maybe Mike can lure the imposter to a room where law enforcers are, he doesn't really have to be there, mike's safety first.. but this guy has to be caught. But how did he get out of jail.. this is kind of a serious problem.

Why did he get out of jail....well...he served his time as mandated by the court and was released...For alot of people, that punishment would be enough and they would be unlikely to go back to the tactics that got them sent to the pokey in the first place...for this guy, obviously that is not the case so perhaps he needs more time to reflect.

As for meeting him, communicating with him or luring him...that type of thing would be somewhat of a victory for this individual. Mike coming face to face with the guy would to a certain extent be giving the guy what he wanted...

Reminds me of an interiew I read with Geddy Lee of Rush where a fan had done something stupid like thrown a bottle on stage or something like that and was arrested and held...Geddy wanted badly to confront the guy and let him know how he felt about him and what he did, but decided against it for the reason that that would be in a sense giving the guy a treat (meeting Geddy) in return for a boorish and illegal act that could have gotton someone hurt....I think this situation on some levels falls under the same catagory.

The good news is that unlike most cases of identity theft where the culprit is discreet, this guy tends to be right out in the open and pretty brash about it...that makes him much easier to catch...not to mention that authorities know who he really is...He cant hide forever..

What a douchebag...

Yeah but what I ment was.. (like you see on the TV) mostly the suspect has something physologically wrong. He wants to be Mike so bad.. because one or another reason. So maybe talking could help it. But I agree with you that it's wrong to give the suspect what he wants.
But maybe if we make a world map. When someone has information about the location the imposter is being.. you can upload the map and highlight the point the guy is. (With exact informations). Then people who are on that location (This forum has a lot of members, so we will probably be world-wide) can help catch the guy. (by making contact with local authorities, or e-mail the webmaster of this site).
But how 'bad' is this thing really in the eyes of the authorities. (I know this is killing for you Mike). But could it become a case for FBI.

I really doubt a group of ragtag MP.com forumers could outsmart the Law Enforcement agencies that have been assigned the case. I think you've watched too much Scooby Doo Mysteries and Ghostwriter.......LOL

ORIGINAL: portnoyfan


But maybe if we make a world map. When someone has information about the location the imposter is being.. you can upload the map and highlight the point the guy is. (With exact informations). Then people who are on that location (This forum has a lot of members, so we will probably be world-wide) can help catch the guy. (by making contact with local authorities, or e-mail the webmaster of this site).
But how 'bad' is this thing really in the eyes of the authorities. (I know this is killing for you Mike). But could it become a case for FBI.

Great...its like a great new forum game! We can call is Where's WalDick!

nvrmnd