BEWARE: MP imposter on the loose again (this is NOT a joke)

wtf... he does'nt even look like you.. only people who dont know a shit about DT would actually believe this is you.. feel pity for them..
anyway.. i hope that bastard gets what he deserves

Is this fucker comes to SoCal ill get this guy.
 
P.S did anyone notice the e-mailer spelled Dream Theater wrong (he put Dream Theatre)

My question is why isn't this guy impersonating Tommy Lee? He looks more like Tommy them he does Mike.

ORIGINAL: Kevin95

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This dude is nuts.

How much you want to bet this bastard lurks on the forum?

 
 
The creepy thing is, that's very possible. *shivvers*

He'll be caught soon because he's too much of a moron to avoid detection. After he's caught hire the best attorney
you can and sue his ass into oblivion.
 
This is one of the serious pitfalls of celebrity. Sucks.

Truly fucked up.

that sucks

That really sucks.  I can't believe that he is out.  He clerly has some sort of mental disorder and fixation on Mike.  Why is he not in a mental instution?  Hope they nab him soon. 

That's pretty fucked up. Get this asshole behind bars once and for all, Mike.

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you'd think all the indentity materials he had from back when he was jailed would have not been accessible again. I suppose he has sources he knows, but the authorities really should have tracked them down and confiscated all materials..otherwise the guy has got to have more clear identification to claim he's Mike.

It's not very difficult to get a fake ID with someone else's name on it.  People get them for bars, I hear around $50 gets you one that's crappy, and more would get you something half-decent.  Too bad.

Hey you !!, Anthony Menendez or whatever !!, I'm pretty sure you are reading this... as it is possible your lurking around MP's site:

People like you is what makes me ashame of this world, you sick mofo !!. Stop your little pathetic and sick show !!, stop crashing someone else's life as well as everyone else who got trapped by your crappy and stupid immitations !!... Get a life !!... but by these acts I think you don't even have the right to have one... even yours !!, what a pathetic way to live... I just hope you get the punishment you deserve... if not by the law, by life itself !!

Mike (the real one !!), just really hope you and your family are Ok and secure... sending from Mexico all of our best wishes to you !!...

Not that ill have a chance, but if I found the fucker id make it so hes in NO WAY similar to Mike any more. Some thing along the lines of cutting his fingers off, leaving a nice noticable scar or something.  Mike gives us way too much for some druggy bastard to ruin his life. He doesnt deserve this.

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Is this fucker comes to SoCal ill get this guy.

Okay, cool.

I've got Birmingham, England covered.

(Back on topic - This is very disturbing, sorry to hear about it, Mike)

That is ridicules. What a looser. He needs to be locked up for a long time. 

i hope this guy gets caught before he can con and steal from more people or do something serious, he obviously has some mental issues that need working out.

i hope mike and his family are safe and secure

needless to say IF by some chance i run into mr menendez in the street where i live  his stay in corby will be "unpleasent" to say the least

looks like jeff goldbloom
 
i'm going to the city tomorrow, i'll keep an eye out and kick the shit out of him if i see him
 
i met a guy at a bar once who said he was Danny Carey, and he was totally trashed. looked nothing like danny but knew a little bit about tool. i shot him down when i yelled out really loud, "that guy isnt danny, tool is recording a new album right now!"

Fuck that guy.  Fuck that fucking fuck.  I'm not sure how someone could fall for believing that asshole.  Just put him behind a kit and tell him to prove himself. 

wow, that is crazy, yea i would be very unhappy if some crazy druggged up guy was stealing my stuff and pretending to be me
 
 
he doesnt even look that much like MP
 
if he ever comes and hides in chicago, ill be sure to TAKE HIM DOWN!
lol
 
 
we should start a militia in search of him
 
that would be fun and for a cause

OMG, why is he out of jail?!? 
Isn`t there enough evidence to keep him in there longer?

Looks MUCH more like Tommy Lee than Mike.

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...this idiot Anthony...

 
It wasn't me. [/Shaggy]
 
That sucks, Mike. That dude looks like he would eat ass and balls for a fix.

If for some ridiculous reason I see him, I'll fucking kick his ass.  My only hope is that it isn't you.  Man, what a douchebag.

Hope someone finds him so he gets locked up for good. Sorry to hear about this Mike. Hope everything goes well and gets resolved.

Too bad man I hope that your family stays ok and also your reputation.  I wish I lived in N.Y because if I see this guy I would beat the crap out of him. 

ps. he sure looks a lot like tommy lee not you mike...anybody that believes him  clearly don't know really who you are.

Wow, I thought this crap was dead and buried. Here we go again.

Good luck, MP... I pray that you and your family stay safe. I hope that this douche gets what's coming to him. This is just such a surreal situation... wow.

And man, he DOES look like Tommy Lee, IMO.

Lemme see:

1. Looks very little like MP.
2. Takes drugs
3. Drinks alcohol
4. Tattoos don't match

Explain how someone who knows the slightest bit about Mike would fall for this??

Whoever messes with Mike Portnoy messes with mikeportnoy.com/forum. So I think we all have the right to hunt him down and kick his ass.

Man it's really sad that someone has nothing better to do than pretend they're somebody else.  Sorry you have to deal with that!
 
The good thing is, this guy seems so stupid that I'm sure it won't be long before his ass is back in jail.  Hopefully that will happen before anyone gets hurt and/or taken advantage of.

Oh my god... I can't believe I am reading this shit again!! When I logged on and saw that, I was like ...
 
MP, I hope you've contacted the proper authorities... I'm sure you have by now. Otherwise it'll be another one of those NYPD Blue takedowns like you described last time.
 
Sigh. We do NOT like people fucking with our MP.

That sucks

What a class act this guy is, Jesus.
 
I'm sorry you and your family has to go through this again, Mike. But keep in mind guys: it seems this guy has a weakness for drugs and alcohol, and no matter at what time he is impersonating someone, he drinks or smokes or something (or at least he seems to did it very recently).

that really sucks man
 

+1 to everything that's already been said.
 
This douche nozzle should have learned his lesson when he was busted.
 
This is a lesson we should all learn.... This would have never happened if more people knew who DT was, so get off your ass and get all of your friends and family into DT. It's amazing that this guy thinks he looks like MP. Any DT fan would pull the bull shit flag on him. If he was in my neck of the woods and tried pulling that shit, he'd probably get his ass beat by the Chris trifecta of Oswego. (Me, Csales, & ChrsDxn)
 
I hope this ordeal doesn't last too long and they bring him in soon. Sorry for this asshole, MP. Justice will catch up to him.

I have a solution...

Play another show in NYC... Before you start the show, MP comes out and explains to the crowd the band won't begin until this asshole is found. I guarantee the fans at this sold out show will form a posse and hunt him down, QUICKLY! We'd probably bring him to you MP so you can get a few shots in yourself (provided he lived through the beatings on the way.)
Sometimes, this is all the judge and jury you need:


The band/album that DT should cover for this particular night... Lynch Mob of course!

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On a serious note... Sorry to hear about this crap AGAIN! Thoughts and prayers to MP and family. Stay safe you guys (and gals.) Here's hoping this guy is caught soon and locked away for good this time.

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Lemme see:

1. Looks very little like MP.
2. Takes drugs
3. Drinks alcohol
4. Tattoos don't match

Explain how someone who knows the slightest bit about Mike would fall for this??

Thats what I thought

As it turns out, I am taking a vacation and touring all of NYC next week.  I will be sure to pop in as many bars as possible to look for this bastard.  Damn I would like to get this guy, he wouldnt be able to impersonate you any more Mike after I FUBAR is face.

that guy needs to have some serious jail time, its bad enough to impersonate you, and even worse to not be a good drummer at the same time

I wish I lived in NEw York, I swear. I wish DT was Arizona based right now. You NY fans gotta round up the DT legion, find this guy, and ****in tattoo "FAKE" on his face. OH MAN I'm only 17 but damn I wanna rip this dude to shreds

yup sounds good ...but first i think we should kick in his "Ass and Balls" in 19/16 time