like many others, i could go on forever, but i' ll simply list a few that i can remember. a lot of things annoy me that i don' t even remember until they happen.
i deliver pizza, so here are some pizza delivery related ones:
- not tipping, or tipping less than a dollar. there' s one particular house i deliver to fairly regularly. it' s literally about 1/4 mile inside our delivery area, so it' s like a 5 mile drive just to get there. and being winter, the roads are dangerous as hell from the snow and ice that constantly falls. the kid never tips. the check is written out for the exact amount every single time. look, i know you think you' re hot shit, that because you play high school football you somehow think you' re better than me, but i just [quite literally] risked my life to get here. that' s not worth a dollar? i spent more than that in gas to get here and back to the store!
- not having checks prepared in advance. another case in point, there' s another house i deliver too pretty regularly. inevitably, every time i go there, i walk up to the door and knock. a kid comes out, asks me how much the order is [because they weren' t paying attention when they were told twice over the phone] and runs back inside. then they take literally five minutes trying to find the checkbook, while i stand there being hunted by bees that infest their yard, or being rained on, or freezing my ass off standing in snow. they then come back and hand me a check. yeah, they usually tip about $2, but in the time it took for me to get that tip, i could' ve delivered another order. if you' re not going to write your check out before i get there, at least have the decency to know where the fucking checkbook is.
- people bitching about how their order is wrong. it annoys the piss out of me. i deliver their order, and it' s missing something, or the pizza is burnt, or cold, or something. i understand it' s not what you wanted, i understand you' re upset. but bitching at me isn' t going to solve shit. call the store. i don' t make the orders, i don' t pack the orders, i just deliver the orders. i don' t carry spare pizzas in my truck, nor do i have the facilities on hand to make you a new one. all i can do is call the store for you, and it' s really easier for the both of us if you do it yourself.
- working later than i' m scheduled to. this happens
all the time and it drives me insane. because of the nature of the pizza biz, the time i' m scheduled to leave is rarely the time i actually do get to leave. sometimes i get to leave earlier, but most of the time it' s later. however, i usually end up staying later than scheduled not because we' re busy, but rather because one of the other drivers didn' t bother coming in. the reasons usually range from he/she is sick, to he/she is too hungover to make it into work. i don' t feel the latter is an acceptable excuse, but there' s a lack of applications for drivers, so these motherfuckers get away with it with no punishment.
- related to the previous item, getting called in on my days off [which happens with alarming frequency] infuriates me. they always call me first. i always tell them to try everyone else, and call me back if no one else will come in. no one else ever will, so i have to.
[oh hell, that' s enough about my crappy job. like most jobs, i' m underpaid, underappreciated, overworked, and sick of the place. but, please don' t think from my bitching about these topics that i am rude when i' m working - that' s not the case. i' m
very polite when i' m working. well, when i' m interacting with customers at least.

]
things that annoy me that are not related to my job:
- talking during movies, especially asking me questions about it. either pay attention, or go away. and don' t ask me why the characters in the movie don' t do this instead of that. i didn' t make the movie. my girlfriend does this all the time, and it drives me nuts. especially when she asks me about something insignificant in the movie, and in doing so misses something very significant.
- insulting the music i am listening to. i understand that you don' t like <whatever it is that' s playing>. so just filter it out. don' t tell me why the group you like is way better - chances are that they' re probably not, and you come off looking like a jackass. my girlfriend does this all the time too. i' ll be listening to dream theater, and she' ll say something awful about them, and then proclaim that godsmack, or the dixie chicks, or whoever, is better. sigh.
- as someone previously mentioned, talking in class drives me up the wall. look, this is college. if you want to talk,
leave. no one is forcing you to be here. all you' re doing is pissing me the fuck off, and distracting the rest of people in the class who are here to learn.
- pot smokers. philosophically, i have nothing against pot, and if you want to smoke it, go for it. but don' t do it around me.
- fraternity boys / sorority girls. no explanation needed.
okay, that' s about it for me now. i could go on, but i have homework to do. sorry if i pissed anyone off.
< Message edited by zandro -- 1/22/2003 9:40:53 PM >