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presidential kiss <--- caption it or photoshop it! - Thursday, March 17, 2005 1:08 PM
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RE: presidential kiss <--- caption it or photoshop it! - Thursday, March 17, 2005 1:09 PM
"ok, I will grab my own balls whilst I kiss you"
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RE: presidential kiss <--- caption it or photoshop it! - Thursday, March 17, 2005 2:24 PM
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RE: presidential kiss <--- caption it or photoshop it! - Thursday, March 17, 2005 2:26 PM
"Oddly enough, this is the most intelligent i've looked during my entire presidency."
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RE: presidential kiss <--- caption it or photoshop it! - Thursday, March 17, 2005 2:27 PM
<girl groupies in the background> "ooooh! Me next! Me next!"

<dude on the left> (thinks) "lay a finger on my burd and I don't care if you're the president, you'll be sucking food thru a straw the rest of your days in office"

<girl on the bottom right> (thinks) "if I can...just....get....down...a little ....further....I might...just get a glimpse of the....presidential penis"
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RE: presidential kiss &lt;--- caption it or photoshop it! - Thursday, March 17, 2005 2:33 PM
Guy on the left: Man, I wish I was her.
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RE: presidential kiss &lt;--- caption it or photoshop it! - Thursday, March 17, 2005 2:35 PM
what's up with the image on the picture... you can barely make it out, but it looks like a golf ball..

hehe, that's not my caption by the way
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RE: presidential kiss &lt;--- caption it or photoshop it! - Thursday, March 17, 2005 2:58 PM
Well, when I first saw this thread and started my 'chop, there was only one reply. In essence, I had the same idea as Monk, except with a different execution....and I'm slower.....



edit: Also, I just noticed. The original image seems to be a photochop itself. Something about Bush's tie didn't sit well with me, and when I zoomed in it looked very off, and there's also gray at the base of his neck, right near his shirt....
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RE: presidential kiss &lt;--- caption it or photoshop it! - Thursday, March 17, 2005 2:58 PM
Yall know that is Matt Leinert, right? the guy on the left? Heisman trophy winner
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RE: presidential kiss &lt;--- caption it or photoshop it! - Thursday, March 17, 2005 3:11 PM

ORIGINAL: Landon

Yall know that is Matt Leinert, right? the guy on the left? Heisman trophy winner


god, I can't imagine how much trim Matt Leinert gets on campus. Hottest women ever at SC and he's the heisman winning, 2 time BCS Champ quarterback. Goddamn, he must need a snorkel to not drown in all that pousswa.
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RE: presidential kiss &lt;--- caption it or photoshop it! - Thursday, March 17, 2005 3:21 PM
Woman: "Ok, but this is my first time kissing bush... not that there's anything wrong with that."


or



President Bush seen here kissing up to the opposition.
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RE: presidential kiss &lt;--- caption it or photoshop it! - Thursday, March 17, 2005 3:22 PM
those are too funny!
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RE: presidential kiss &lt;--- caption it or photoshop it! - Thursday, March 17, 2005 3:35 PM

ORIGINAL: elwoodblues43

Well, when I first saw this thread and started my 'chop, there was only one reply. In essence, I had the same idea as Monk, except with a different execution....and I'm slower.....



edit: Also, I just noticed. The original image seems to be a photochop itself. Something about Bush's tie didn't sit well with me, and when I zoomed in it looked very off, and there's also gray at the base of his neck, right near his shirt....


Yours is MUCH better!
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RE: presidential kiss &lt;--- caption it or photoshop it! - Thursday, March 17, 2005 4:46 PM

ORIGINAL: elwoodblues43

edit: Also, I just noticed. The original image seems to be a photochop itself. Something about Bush's tie didn't sit well with me, and when I zoomed in it looked very off, and there's also gray at the base of his neck, right near his shirt....


Isn't that just the watermark on the photo from the source?
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RE: presidential kiss &lt;--- caption it or photoshop it! - Thursday, March 17, 2005 7:19 PM
yes, that's what it is. I just didn't remove the thing completely...

by the way, nice work, everybody! Let's see more contributions to this thread!!!
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RE: presidential kiss &lt;--- caption it or photoshop it! - Thursday, March 17, 2005 9:21 PM


ORIGINAL: icepick3383


ORIGINAL: Landon

Yall know that is Matt Leinert, right? the guy on the left? Heisman trophy winner


god, I can't imagine how much trim Matt Leinert gets on campus. Hottest women ever at SC and he's the heisman winning, 2 time BCS Champ quarterback. Goddamn, he must need a snorkel to not drown in all that pousswa.


LOL, True.
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RE: presidential kiss &lt;--- caption it or photoshop it! - Thursday, March 17, 2005 9:29 PM
Bush:You ever thought of becoming an intern?
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RE: presidential kiss &lt;--- caption it or photoshop it! - Thursday, March 17, 2005 9:32 PM
    
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RE: presidential kiss &lt;--- caption it or photoshop it! - Friday, March 18, 2005 1:49 AM
Guy on left: I'm a model for a clothing catatlogue
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RE: presidential kiss &lt;--- caption it or photoshop it! - Friday, March 18, 2005 3:40 AM
Isn't the guy on the left Matt Leinart? Must be from some college athletics recognition/award thing at the White House.
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RE: presidential kiss &lt;--- caption it or photoshop it! - Friday, March 18, 2005 3:44 AM
Woman at bottom right

Assume the position, the Monica L position
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RE: presidential kiss &lt;--- caption it or photoshop it! - Friday, March 18, 2005 4:32 AM
Man on left: Oohh yeah, keep at it old boy... my hands are NEARLY there... just a little further...
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RE: presidential kiss &lt;--- caption it or photoshop it! - Friday, March 18, 2005 5:57 AM

ORIGINAL: icepick3383


ORIGINAL: Landon

Yall know that is Matt Leinert, right? the guy on the left? Heisman trophy winner


god, I can't imagine how much trim Matt Leinert gets on campus. Hottest women ever at SC and he's the heisman winning, 2 time BCS Champ quarterback. Goddamn, he must need a snorkel to not drown in all that pousswa.

There's a good reason why he turned down a pro contract.
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RE: presidential kiss &lt;--- caption it or photoshop it! - Friday, March 18, 2005 6:20 AM
I've never heard of that jock but is that a wig?!

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RE: presidential kiss &lt;--- caption it or photoshop it! - Friday, March 18, 2005 7:37 AM


ORIGINAL: elwoodblues43

Well, when I first saw this thread and started my 'chop, there was only one reply. In essence, I had the same idea as Monk, except with a different execution....and I'm slower.....



edit: Also, I just noticed. The original image seems to be a photochop itself. Something about Bush's tie didn't sit well with me, and when I zoomed in it looked very off, and there's also gray at the base of his neck, right near his shirt....


This implies that our president has the intelligence of a chimp.

He doesn't.
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RE: presidential kiss &lt;--- caption it or photoshop it! - Friday, March 18, 2005 7:42 AM


ORIGINAL: KeithK



This implies that our president has the intelligence of a chimp.

He doesn't.


LMFAO
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RE: presidential kiss &lt;--- caption it or photoshop it! - Friday, March 18, 2005 8:00 AM
Bill is gonna be so jealous when he sees my new girl!

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